A/N: I was bored, and I came up with this!! It's just crazy random stuff, ramblings of an insane person. lol. Anyway, just so you guys know, I have NOTHING against Shane (I actually like him, so there ya go) or Camp Rock, or anyone else, this is purely for FUN!! Really, I'm not trying to diss him or anything, I really really really liked Camp Rock! Sorry if some of them are confusing or stupid. Review and please ENJOY!

Disclaimer: Yup, I don't own Camp Rock.

1. Put him in a room with sound proof walls (so no one can hear him scream) and metal walls surrounding it (so he can't escape), and release all fan girls. Convienantly forget you locked him in the room.

2. Throw out or delete all his pictures, texts, emails, or calls from Mitchie and tell him she was just a dream; only a figment of his imagination.

3. Laugh when he cries because Mitchie's not real.

4. Tell him it was Caitlyn that really sang This Is Me, and watch him cry some more.

5. Tell him you have a secret to tell him, and then when he leans closer scream in his ear really, really loudly, "Mitchie Torres loves you!" And then, run... fast, because Shane is experienced in running fast for long distances (-cough- crazy fangirls -cough-)

6. Dye his hair green because it is his favorite color, after all.

7. Ask him, what idiot in the world would dye their hair green?

8. Tie up Nate and Jason and then go tell Shane that they quit the band because now Shane's too sappy with Mitchie, and they liked the jerkish Shane better. See him scream in frustration.

9. Hold up a pink shirt to him and tell him that pink is definitly his color.

10. Start out every day by going over all the stupid things he's done (should take a while) and conclude with "so, the stupider you are, the more Mitchie loves you... So never mind what I just said. Continue on."

11. Lock him and Tess in a room together for a few days, and make bets about who will kill the other first.

12. Say to him, "OMG, you will not BELIEVE what Mitchie just told me about you!!" Wait till he gets excited and then say, "Oh, wait... I forgot. It's about Nate, never mind." Leave him alone so it will drive him insane about what you meant.

13. Ask Shane if you can just call him, 'stupid cookie-cutter pop star stuff,' because you don't think the name Shane suits him.

14. Change his cell phone ringer to some creepy movie's theme, and call him up at 3:00 in the morning.

15. Set him up on a blind date... with Tess.

16. Take away everything that has to do with Mitchie away from him and tell him that you'll give it back when he cleans up his room. Note: To annoy him even more, keep messing it up.

17. When you're out in public, scream, "Look, it's SHANE GRAY! GET HIM!" and watch him run.

18. Put some hair remover - Nair works fine - into his shampoo, and then say Caitlyn did it.

19. Jason keeps asking for a birdhouse, so you tell Shane that you'll build the birdhouse for him, and he can say he built it as a gift for Jason. Once he finally tells Jason he -winks- will, mention it to him that you don't know how to build a birdhouse.

20. Mention to him that Mitchie seems to being "enjoying" Nate's company. -evil laughter-