(A/N: I'd been reading a lot of FAX Fics lately, and I wondered. What would really happen if Fang and Max had a 'thing?' How would that affect the flock? So I made 'Flock Effects.' Enjoy!
Fang POV
I admit it. I love Max. I always have. I said 'ow' on the beach, just to hide how much it made my lips feel better.
And in the cave, that was nice too. But you can't get two kisses out of Max. She gets 'overwhelmed.'
On the Wendy K, I told her there was a 'you and me.' She didn't get it. I was asking her out. Well, more like telling her we were going out and I know she liked it.
Yup. Good times. I just don't know what the flock would think if Max and I went out. I mean, they could have known from Angel the whole time and been 'waiting,' but I doubted that.
Instead, I was going to do it anyway. Today was the day. Right after ribbon cutting, I would do it.
"Duty calls, I'll let you know where we are." Max said. Oh God, I was gonna hurl…
"I love you," Max's Mom said, and then we ran and flew, and the cameras started.
And then we were flying, towards God-knows-where.
"Max," I said, flying near her, making her fly slightly away from the flock. "The way you spoke at congress was amazing,"
"Thanks," She said.
"Wait, I'm not finished. The way you spoke at congress was amazing, and I love you." I said.
"Took you long enough!" She said, and then kissed me. It was one of those, long, passionate kind of kisses. Like the ones in the movies where the camera rotates around you while playing romantic music for like, twenty minutes.
While we were kissing, Nudge burst out laughing.
"Hahaha! Oh, ha! Oh, Look at that! Ha! Awwwwwww." She said, making a cute little face. "Oh, Iggy you have to see this!"
"What?"
"Fang and Max are kissing!" She said, still cracking up.
"Really?" He said, enthusiastically. "Mmm…Juicy, eh Max?"
I was still kissing Max, deliberately ignoring the flock right now.
"Eew! Fang and Max are kissing! Look away, Angel! Look away!" Said Gazzy, covering Angel's eyes.
"I wanna see!" She said, ripping Gazzy's hand off of her eyes. But by then we were done.
"C'mon, do it again!" pouted Angel.
"You won't run away again, right?" I asked quietly to Max.
"No, I know I love you." She said, and then kissed me again.
"Eew! Hahaha! You two make a cute couple." Said Angel.
"Do you want to go out with me?" I asked.
"You know the answer. Now shut up and kiss me." She said, gripping my shirt and kissing me almost violently.
Nudge POV
HA! This is so hilarious! Max and Fang are like, kissing every 12 seconds or something! And then at night they're all cuddling and stuff. Max doesn't wake us up because she's too tangled in with Fang. They look so cute. Awwwwwww.
Iggy POV
If there were ever a time when I needed vision, it was every minute of my life right now, because that was the time that Fang and Max were kissing. Ha! Fang's all like "Mmua Mmua mmmmmmmua!" It's so funny!
Gazzy POV
This is so gross but funny. One moment they're all like awkward and stuff, then they're all like making out it's so gross but funny!
Angel POV
Fang and Max, sitting in a box. Naked naked oh my gosh! Ha! Just kidding. But they are making out every chance they get.
Fang POV
Even though I've never gone out with anyone, Max makes a very good girlfriend. Like at night, we keep each other war. And in the day, we show each other how much we love eachother.
Max POV
Ok, I didn't really know it for awhile, but when Fang told me he loved me, it made me happy, so I guessed I loved him. And I was right. And I still do. He's so romantic (even though he still has no emotion except love).
Now we're clear about each other. There's no more drama. Just making out. That's the best part.