Harry Potter and a Charm for Growing Nosehair
"It feels...weird."
"I would imagine so."
"Give us a look, then, mate."
Harry leaned back while Ron peered up his nose, exclaiming, "Bloody hell! It's true all his nosehairs are gone."
"Who did it again, Harry?" Hermione looked torn between anxiety and amusement, and were it not for the fact she'd likely be the one to know how to fix his hairless-ness, he would have glared.
"Malfoy," he muttered. "He hexed me. I think he was trying to make me bald, and his aim was off."
"Hmm," Hermione pursed her lips while Ron gazed at Harry sympathetically. Suddenly, she let out a loud "Ooh!" and raced off towards the library. Twenty minutes later, she returned carrying a leather-bound book.
Hastily flipping through, she let out another exclamation this one an "Ah-hah!" and twirled the book around to show Harry the lengthy chapter about growing nosehair.
"So that's why there're so many charms and potions and stuff for it," Ron mused.
Harry picked up the book and started reading.
Finis.