The Death of Severus Snape
A/V: This is our first fanfic together, as we each have our own separate accounts. It is mainly about the death of Snape. The prologue is his death and the other chapters are leading up to it! It will have humor because Snape dying is FUNNY and it will be angst because Snape is dying and it will also be other stuff that we don't feel like telling you because we don't KNOW you! So R&R as we encounter Snape's beautiful –er- very exciting death!
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Prologue
Snape let out a loud sigh as he sat himself in an old chair by his kitchen table. It had been a horrible day, students snickering about his greasy features behind his death and disapproving teachers. He didn't even teach anymore, not since he murdered Dumbledore. So what if he disliked showers? So what if he likes the scent of BO? And why did the teachers care that he was the worst teacher ever?
Because they hated him. Nobody enjoyed being in the company of Severus 'Svilleus' Snape, a name James Potter had given to him. Of course, as soon as Potter and Weasley found out about it that was all they called him.
Snape then realized he was hungry for some strange unknown reason. So he waved his wand to bring over some pumpkin pudding which he coconut and almond pudding that only he like because he had mental issues.
Unfortunately, Snape's magic skills were horrid, as he was almost a Squib. The pudding spilled all over his greasy floors, turning them a puke colour. Snape screamed a mental sound but had to cease when a drop of pudding fell in his mouth. It then landed on the table, leaving Snape quite angry and queasy.
Immediately, Snape felt sick, but then again, being a greasy arse he always felt sick! He was so greasy he was always puking out grease! So he began to spoon out pudding, dropping it all over him. He swore violently, #$, but then stopped suddenly.
His greasy hair swung as his head turned violently, and his whole body began to spin. His head replayed all his worst enemies, from the tortures from James and Sirius, to the nobody it was.
Then, somebody else entered the room. Snape looked up, but before he could scream he was dead. As dead as a doornail. The person laughed violently, and left the room.
A/V: We're rolling on the floor laughing! HAH! R&R and more chapters are coming! Who witnessed Snape's death, and who put the poison in his pudding?