Harambe looked deep into my eyes while I was playing smash. My name is Cory Baxter by the way. SUDDENLY, A NEW CHARACTER APPEARS THAT WAS NEVER IN MELEE! Being the excellent pichu main I am, I was ready. BUT! IT WAS SHINJI IKARI FROM THE FAMOUS ANIME NEON GENESIS EVANGELION. All of the sudden, my tv exploded into a portal. I walked through and there was a battle going on. SHOCK AND INTRGUE. I saw Rei Ayanami and Asuka Langley Sohryu. They were in their respective evas fighting with what seemed to be a giant cool cat. Shinji Ikari( THE GUY IN EVA 01 SAID THE NARRATOR! WHICH IS CORY WHICH IS THE PERSON TALKING) introduced me to Rei and Asuka. Of course Asuka was worried I was a pervert. THEN A GIGANTIC BESERK LCL MONSTER SPOOKED EVERYONE. IT HAD RED I'S! It was spooky. Shinji attacked it in his eva and it didn't work. (Author's note: This is torture to write.) CORY MAKES GENDO AN EVA THAT LOOKS LIKE THE WHITE HOUSE! THEN SHRIMP FALL FROM THE SKY. They were very steamy. Then Rei kisses cory for 69 minutes. It was a world record breaker btw. (Author's Note:Why am I doing this to myself) The end, if I continued I'd be suicidal and/or depressed. I only wrote this because a friend persuaded me to.