"The Eccentricity Project"
~Volume 3~
(A/N: This is the third volume to The Eccentricity Project. This one takes place in China ^-^ I didn't write this when I was drunk..wow big change. HOWEVER I did write this at 2 AM in the morning while feeding my hamster rice and drinking the drinking kind of yogurt. Yep.I was hyper too...)
Tian: Ah pretty hotel!!!
Wing: *is very twitchy and upset looking* ..there ....are...only..two..beds...must.not...spaz...must...not...fear.. *twitch*
Tian: *quickly grabs kawaii Trowa* ehh.heh heh..I think...I'll share a bed with Trowa here *glances fearfully at Duo* heh heh..yeah..
Trowa: ..
Duo: *humming the Barney Theme song, looks up* Huh?
Wing: *twitch* ...must.sleep..on....floor...
Duo: *stomach rumbling* I want Korean Uudong Noodles..
Tian: Uh..we're in China.
Duo: Oooh yeah...then I want sushi.
Trowa: -.-;;;;
Wing: *twitch* *twitch* ..must...not...fear..
Tian: *points to a random thing* Look its blood!!!!!
Wing: *automatically snaps out of it and gets excited* Ooh! Ooh! Where??? Where???
Trowa: *sigh* Let's go..
=======*On the streets of Shanghai*========
Tian: Let's go to that restaurant! *points to a pretty looking restaurant with lots of little duckies on them*
Duo: I wanna go to Chuckie Cheese
Wing: ..we're in China.
Duo: Oh yeah
Trowa: ...yeah.let's go to that restaurant *walks in front of Duo and Wing and moves to Tian..rather QUICKLY (I wonder why...)*
Chinese Person 1: Huan ying guan ling!!!
Duo: *bows* Hola
Trowa: Maxwell, this is China, not Mexico.
Duo: *frowns* oh yeah.forgot
Wing+Tian: .....
*Suddenly, Quatre and Wufei just pop out of a Chinese drum*
Quatre: Boo!
Wufei: ok
Tian+Trowa: O_o
Duo: Let's go to the Eiffel tower after this
Everyone: DUO WE'RE IN CHINA
Duo: Oh...yeah..
Quatre: Now let's not yell at Duo. Yelling is mean.. *turns to Duo with a gentle smile* It's okay Duo..
Wufei: *mumbling* injustice..*mumble* *mumble* ..injustice..
Chinese Waitress: *speaks to Wufei in Chinese* Hello can I take your order?
Wufei: *stands up and points at the waitress* INJUSTICE YOU ONNA!!!!!!!
Duo: Is onna a food?
Wing: No..Duo..onna is not a food.
Duo: ..oh. I want curry and chicken.
Quatre: Duo, curry and chicken is found in India.
Duo: ..so?
Quatre: We're in China.
Duo: oh. What about nomads?
Quatre: My homeland *-*
Duo: What about Britney Spears?
Wing: DUO THIS IS CHINA!!!!!!!
Duo: Oh then I guess we can't go to the Great Wall of China.cuz that's in Australia.
Trowa: ...
Wing: ....
Quatre: .....
Tian: ...
Wufei:...I like tofu.
Tian: what does that have to do with anything?
Wufei: I don't know..I just like tofu.
Duo: Eating cotton candy makes you fart..
Wing: Really??
Duo: No.
Wing: Well I had a dream once that I read Harry Potter and farted
Duo: I can hum the Harry Potter song!!! *starts humming in Harry Potter song tune* dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dundun dun dun dun dundun
*out of nowhere Heero and Relena appear. Relena is wearing pink as usual*
Everyone (except Duo cuz he's busy singing): oh no..its...them...
Heero: Relena..
Relena: Oh Heero!!!
Heero: *sigh* Relena..
Wing: *turning to Duo* Uh..Duo...
Duo: Wing...
Wing: umm...yeah.Duo?
Duo: Wing..
Wing: *wacks Duo* YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE THEM!
Heero: Relena..
Relena: Heero..
Duo: Heero..
Heero: Duo...
Relena: Heero..
Duo: Relena.
Heero: Relena..
Relena: Relena..
Heero: ..Duo.you messed us up.
Duo: I wanna go to the Nile River now..
Wufei: *dully* We're in China, Maxwell.
Duo: Oh..well then I wanna..
Wufei: Duo?
Duo: Yes?
Wufei: No.
Duo: *looks sad* oh..
Quatre: Wufei! That wasn't very nice..you made Duo all sad...that's a mean thing to do. I think you should apologize.
Wufei: Quatre, you are stupid
Quatre: *teary eyed* no I'm not.. *sniffle* im not...*sniffle* really..im not *sniff*
Wing: *wacks Wufei* Blood is beautiful with silver!!! Mwahaha
Relena: Blood should be pink..
Wing: ehhh.. *twitch*
Duo: Aw Quatre don't cry..I'll give ya a hug!
Quatre: ..ahhh!!! *runs away from Duo*
Tian: Wow..he recovered quickly...
Trowa: ...are we going to eat dinner?
Tian: Aye Trowa..let's go have dinner somewhere else...
Trowa: *looks at the mass of chaos in front of him* ...yeah...good idea..
*Tian and Trowa leave and the chinese waitress people wish they could do the same*
Duo: I like my scythe..
Heero: Relena..
Relena: is the scythe pink?
Duo: ew no
Relena: *pouts* IT SHOULD BE PINK!
Wing: *sarcastically* is SCYTHE a food TOO?
Duo: Cool, really??
Wing:..Duo, I was being sarcastic,.
Relena: Food should be pink too..
Duo: Oh...
Wing: .....
Heero: Relena...
Relena: Heero..
Wing: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
Wufei: In..jus..tice....*faints*
Wing: Where'd kawaii Trowa and poop head Tian go?
Duo: maybe they were kidnapped
Relena: Kidnappers should wear pink.
Wing: How about I make your cheek pink? *wacks Relena* or how about RED? *wacks her again*
Relena: *dizzy* ...I ..see...pink..stars..*faints*
(A/N: This is the third volume to The Eccentricity Project. This one takes place in China ^-^ I didn't write this when I was drunk..wow big change. HOWEVER I did write this at 2 AM in the morning while feeding my hamster rice and drinking the drinking kind of yogurt. Yep.I was hyper too...)
Tian: Ah pretty hotel!!!
Wing: *is very twitchy and upset looking* ..there ....are...only..two..beds...must.not...spaz...must...not...fear.. *twitch*
Tian: *quickly grabs kawaii Trowa* ehh.heh heh..I think...I'll share a bed with Trowa here *glances fearfully at Duo* heh heh..yeah..
Trowa: ..
Duo: *humming the Barney Theme song, looks up* Huh?
Wing: *twitch* ...must.sleep..on....floor...
Duo: *stomach rumbling* I want Korean Uudong Noodles..
Tian: Uh..we're in China.
Duo: Oooh yeah...then I want sushi.
Trowa: -.-;;;;
Wing: *twitch* *twitch* ..must...not...fear..
Tian: *points to a random thing* Look its blood!!!!!
Wing: *automatically snaps out of it and gets excited* Ooh! Ooh! Where??? Where???
Trowa: *sigh* Let's go..
=======*On the streets of Shanghai*========
Tian: Let's go to that restaurant! *points to a pretty looking restaurant with lots of little duckies on them*
Duo: I wanna go to Chuckie Cheese
Wing: ..we're in China.
Duo: Oh yeah
Trowa: ...yeah.let's go to that restaurant *walks in front of Duo and Wing and moves to Tian..rather QUICKLY (I wonder why...)*
Chinese Person 1: Huan ying guan ling!!!
Duo: *bows* Hola
Trowa: Maxwell, this is China, not Mexico.
Duo: *frowns* oh yeah.forgot
Wing+Tian: .....
*Suddenly, Quatre and Wufei just pop out of a Chinese drum*
Quatre: Boo!
Wufei: ok
Tian+Trowa: O_o
Duo: Let's go to the Eiffel tower after this
Everyone: DUO WE'RE IN CHINA
Duo: Oh...yeah..
Quatre: Now let's not yell at Duo. Yelling is mean.. *turns to Duo with a gentle smile* It's okay Duo..
Wufei: *mumbling* injustice..*mumble* *mumble* ..injustice..
Chinese Waitress: *speaks to Wufei in Chinese* Hello can I take your order?
Wufei: *stands up and points at the waitress* INJUSTICE YOU ONNA!!!!!!!
Duo: Is onna a food?
Wing: No..Duo..onna is not a food.
Duo: ..oh. I want curry and chicken.
Quatre: Duo, curry and chicken is found in India.
Duo: ..so?
Quatre: We're in China.
Duo: oh. What about nomads?
Quatre: My homeland *-*
Duo: What about Britney Spears?
Wing: DUO THIS IS CHINA!!!!!!!
Duo: Oh then I guess we can't go to the Great Wall of China.cuz that's in Australia.
Trowa: ...
Wing: ....
Quatre: .....
Tian: ...
Wufei:...I like tofu.
Tian: what does that have to do with anything?
Wufei: I don't know..I just like tofu.
Duo: Eating cotton candy makes you fart..
Wing: Really??
Duo: No.
Wing: Well I had a dream once that I read Harry Potter and farted
Duo: I can hum the Harry Potter song!!! *starts humming in Harry Potter song tune* dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dundun dun dun dun dundun
*out of nowhere Heero and Relena appear. Relena is wearing pink as usual*
Everyone (except Duo cuz he's busy singing): oh no..its...them...
Heero: Relena..
Relena: Oh Heero!!!
Heero: *sigh* Relena..
Wing: *turning to Duo* Uh..Duo...
Duo: Wing...
Wing: umm...yeah.Duo?
Duo: Wing..
Wing: *wacks Duo* YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE THEM!
Heero: Relena..
Relena: Heero..
Duo: Heero..
Heero: Duo...
Relena: Heero..
Duo: Relena.
Heero: Relena..
Relena: Relena..
Heero: ..Duo.you messed us up.
Duo: I wanna go to the Nile River now..
Wufei: *dully* We're in China, Maxwell.
Duo: Oh..well then I wanna..
Wufei: Duo?
Duo: Yes?
Wufei: No.
Duo: *looks sad* oh..
Quatre: Wufei! That wasn't very nice..you made Duo all sad...that's a mean thing to do. I think you should apologize.
Wufei: Quatre, you are stupid
Quatre: *teary eyed* no I'm not.. *sniffle* im not...*sniffle* really..im not *sniff*
Wing: *wacks Wufei* Blood is beautiful with silver!!! Mwahaha
Relena: Blood should be pink..
Wing: ehhh.. *twitch*
Duo: Aw Quatre don't cry..I'll give ya a hug!
Quatre: ..ahhh!!! *runs away from Duo*
Tian: Wow..he recovered quickly...
Trowa: ...are we going to eat dinner?
Tian: Aye Trowa..let's go have dinner somewhere else...
Trowa: *looks at the mass of chaos in front of him* ...yeah...good idea..
*Tian and Trowa leave and the chinese waitress people wish they could do the same*
Duo: I like my scythe..
Heero: Relena..
Relena: is the scythe pink?
Duo: ew no
Relena: *pouts* IT SHOULD BE PINK!
Wing: *sarcastically* is SCYTHE a food TOO?
Duo: Cool, really??
Wing:..Duo, I was being sarcastic,.
Relena: Food should be pink too..
Duo: Oh...
Wing: .....
Heero: Relena...
Relena: Heero..
Wing: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
Wufei: In..jus..tice....*faints*
Wing: Where'd kawaii Trowa and poop head Tian go?
Duo: maybe they were kidnapped
Relena: Kidnappers should wear pink.
Wing: How about I make your cheek pink? *wacks Relena* or how about RED? *wacks her again*
Relena: *dizzy* ...I ..see...pink..stars..*faints*