Disclaimer: Nope, I still don't own Charmed. Who'd of thought?
This is just my attempt at humor in Charmed, please R&R and tell my how I did. I usually write angst or h/c, so I'm a little out of my comfort zone. Happy Reading!
"It's your turn!"
"No, it's your turn!"
"No, it's-."
"Boys!"
"Sorry, mom!"
"Yeah, sorry mom!"
"…"
"Chrisssssss."
"No, Wyatt."
"Please."
"I said, no. It's your turn."
"Yeah, but-."
"No buts, Wy."
"I sooo did it last time!"
"No, I did!"
"No-."
"How about we both do it?"
Fine. …Are you sure it's not poisonous?"
"Yes."
"Absolutely sure?"
"Yes."
"Absolutely positively sure?"
"Wyatt!"
"Okay, okay, fine."
"On the count of three then, let's do a test run. 1-2-3…"
"Aunt Phoebe, these cookies are great!"
"They really are, Aunt Phoebe, amazing!"
"...Is that believable enough?"
"Let's hope so, Wy, let's really really hope so. I can't keep eating these things."
"I know, let's hope and prey that she stops trying to be super wife after the baby's born. Or that those people from the health department come and declare her cooking toxic waste and force her to shut down her kitchen…"
-finis-