Everyone was gathering in the conference room. It was a big day and no one could afford to miss it. Hong Kong walked in and, facing China, bowed. China smiled and nodded politely at him, and Hong Kong took his place at China's side as China searched the crowd of nations in front of him.

The crowd parted as England walked forward, everyone bowing slighly as he passed to stand in front of China. England and China shook hands, smiling as if they were old friends.

Placing a hand on England's shoulder, China led him to the door of the conference rooom. England opened the door and Taiwan entered, holding a small child in her arms. Gently, England took the child and whispered some words that sounded like a blessing. From his pocket, he pulled out a small vial of red paint which he opened and made a small mark on the baby's forehead. Whispering a few more words, he looked up at China and Taiwan and smiled.

He turned away from them and walked to stand in front of the large group. Taiwan and China followed, standing slightly behing him. England shifted the baby so all of the nations could see his face.

Hong kong walked around the room, opening all the shades and windows, letting the light and air filter in.

"Hello," England's voice rang throughout the room. "Today all of the nations of the world have gathered together to see this baby presented. By appearing today, you have acknowledge that this baby is one of us and will be recognized as such from here on out." England looked around the room to make sure that everyone understood what he was saying. Faced with only nods, he continued, "This baby will grow up to be a powerful nation and until then, he will be watched and tutored by China and Taiwan. Any objections?"

Everyone knew the baby was better off being raised by China and Taiwan, so no one argued.

"Very well," England nodded. "Then may I present, Japan!" England lifted baby Japan and everyone standing in front of England looked upon the baby for a few seconds and then began to bow. Row by row, everyone bowed in front of the baby. He brought the baby down to cradle in his arms once more. "You all saw that the baby recieved my blessing when I took him from Taiwans arms. Now all of you must give him your blessing as well."

England turned to face China, who whispered some words over Japan, and then to Taiwan, who took a flower petal and rubbed it along Japan's forehead. England walked to each of the countries and they all did their own movement of blessing over Japan.

When England was finally able to give Japan back to Taiwan, China pulled him aside.

"Everyone was here?" China asked him. "Everyone came to bless him?" China seemed kind of anxious.

"Well," England began, "the truth is..."

"Someone's missing," Hong Kong finished for him, appearing at his side.

"Exactly," England nodded.

China looked around the room at the nations that were now filing out. "Who was it? Someone close to us?"

"Actually," England said, "it's someone who may end up posing a threat."

The last nation left the room, closing the door behind him. This left Taiwan and Japan to wait on England, China, and Hong Kong.

"Something wrong?" Taiwan asked.

"Someone didn't come today," Hong Kong answered.

If Taiwan was upset, she was able to hide it well. "Who was it?"

China looked between England and Hong Kong, waiting for someone to answer. "Well?" he pressed.

Hong Kong knocked on the door of the too familiar home. He was sent to warn of China's arrival. Latvia opened the door and gestured for Hong Kong to enter.

"Thanks for showing up when you did," Latvia said, shaking. "He was upset that I was gone and...well, let's just say I think that I was almost lunch."

Russia walked into the room and stared at Hong Kong. "What brings you here?" he said.

"I'm here to let you know that China will be here soon," Hong Kong responded. "I hope you have a good excuse for missing the ceremony."

Latvia had taken this short exchange between the two nations to run away. Russia watched him go. "Look what you did," he said. "We had been playing."

"You don't have time to play! Any minute now China will walk through that door. He is highly upset."

"I'm sure I'll be fine," Russia moved closer to Hong Kong, a strange glint in his eye.

"Wait, what are you doing? Don't give me that look!" Hong Kong yelled as Russia backed him against the wall and reached for something in his pocket.

Whatever Russia was about to do was interrupted as China burst through the front door. "Russia! Leave him alone!"

"That's very good timing, teacher," Hong Kong sighed loudly.

"China!" Russia said happily. "It's so nice of you stop by!"

"We didn't see you today at Japan's blessing!" China was yelling.

"Was that today? Hmmm. I don't recall." Russia tilted his head to the side, staring serenely at China.

Hong Kong stepped forward, "You should've been one of the first there. You live so close."

"Yes," Russia nodded slowely. "And now the baby will be closer."

"That baby will be a future nation. Someone you will have to get to know. Someone you will have to respect, just like the other nations."

"Yes, I'll have to practice my manners."

"You'll have to come by and bless him, Russia!"

"Was anyone there to bless me?" Russia mused.

"What's that supposed to mean?" China demanded. "Of course people were there to bless you! And you've done it plenty! What makes Japan different?"

Russia tilted his head, looking China in the eye. "As far as the baby goes, we'll have to see won't we?"

With that, Russia left the room, leaving China and Hong Kong in their thoughts.

"He's one of those difficult ones, teacher. Unpredictable."

China looked down at Hong Kong and gestured that they leave. "We're going to have a problem if he doesn't bless Japan."

"He's Russia. He's just upset he hasn't taken you over yet. He probably thinks that Japan will delay that."

China cringed at the truth in this statement. "We'll have to watch him."

"Unless he's already watching us."

A/N

I feel like I'm breaking some rules doing this. Especially since Japan is probably seen as older than Taiwan, but that's the good thing about fan fiction I suppose.
So, it's not hard. I'm sure you can all guess what movie I'm using to parody. First person to guess correctly gets an author's note mention? Unless you already know what it is like Dyslexic-Carmie. No mention for you!
Except I kind have just mentioned you.

Anyway, I hope you will all enjoy this parody.

Have a good day and please review.