Naruto/Deadpool Crossover Challenge
Okay I've seen several fics where Naruto becomes like Deadpool and they all are pretty good, but there aren't that many. So I decided to make this challenge. Now for the rules:
1. Naruto has to be scarred from a mob beating, how bad is up to you, and have that be the start of his insanity.
2. Naruto must be an expert swordsman, weapons expert, and hand to hand fighter, but no jutsu aside from Shadow Clones or guns.
3. Naruto must be absolutely crazy and hear the Fox's voice.
4. The Kyuubi must be female, sarcastic, and make smart aleck comments on Naruto's choices and actions(Similar to the yellow and white boxes from the Deadpool comics). It must also be the source of his healing factor, though it can't heal what has already happened to him such as the scars.
5. The pairing's must be Tayuya, Temari, Tenten, a younger Anko(16 at the least), or Ino.
6. Naruto must wear mainly red and black, with a Deadpool mask that covers all of his head except his hair.
7. Naruto must always be a leaf ninja and can't go rogue
8. It must take place exclusively in the Naruto universe and no Marvel characters can appear, however you can give other Naruto characters their powers (Kiba with Wolverine's powers for example)
So are you up to the challenge? Oh and if you do take this challenge, please try to keep all chapters 1,000 words at the least.