Just Another Day in Olympus

by TkeleChoG

Olympus erupts in civil war, Hades tries to get a wife and fails miserably, and much, much more. Rated T for mild cussing and...other obvious reasons.

1. Pure Terror

Hello, FanFiction. TkeleChoG here, bringing the revised version of Just Another Day in Olympus, which only has the RP-related comments, with the possible exception of the "aftermath." For the un-edited version, simply head to the next chapter.

Disclaimer: Again. I do not own PJO. I only own Hera/Hades' part of the ChatBox comedy.

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[15:38:45 06/12/11] Zeus : why is my wife here?
[15:44:28 06/12/11] Hera : ZEUS?
[15:44:43 06/12/11] Hera : What are YOU doing here?
[15:45:56 06/12/11] Zeus : I should ask you the same thing Darling Hera
[15:46:38 06/12/11] Hera : You're supposed to be working!
[15:46:49 06/12/11] Zeus : I am working
[15:47:24 06/12/11] Zeus : what are you doing?
[15:47:31 06/12/11] Hera : By chatting with these pathetic demigods?
[15:47:49 06/12/11] Hera : I actually can get a day OUT OF THE KITCHEN.
[15:48:07 06/12/11] Zeus : Like you ever go in the Kitchen anyways
[15:48:37 06/12/11] Zeus : and Hera, if it werent for these Demo-gods we wouldnt even exist
[15:48:41 06/12/11] Hera : I DO.
[15:48:52 06/12/11] Hera : You WANNA BET?
[15:49:42 06/12/11] Zeus : Hera, go back to the kitchen then
[15:49:45 06/12/11] Hera : Hmph!
[15:50:31 06/12/11] Zeus : thank you, now I can appreciate the beauty of the women
[15:50:51 06/12/11] Zeus : Hello Brother
[15:51:05 06/12/11] Hades : Sup
[15:51:18 06/12/11] Zeus : Hows Life treating you
[15:51:31 06/12/11] Hades : Good
[15:51:32 06/12/11] RedPhoenix : O_O Hades!
[15:51:40 06/12/11] Hades : Your idiot wife kept nagging at me.
[15:51:53 06/12/11] Zeus : oh you too
[15:52:01 06/12/11] Hades : Yup
[15:52:05 06/12/11] Zeus : wwell thats what sisters, and wifes do best
[15:52:23 06/12/11] Hades : Poor you.
[15:52:25 06/12/11] Zeus : and in my case its twice as bad because she is both
[15:52:52 06/12/11] Zeus : Remind me, oh brother, why I married her?
[15:53:11 06/12/11] Hades : She controlled your mind, last time I checked.
[15:53:34 06/12/11] Zeus : oh, is it too late to change it?
[15:54:04 06/12/11] Hades : Change what?
[15:54:14 06/12/11] Zeus : our marriage
[15:54:29 06/12/11] Hades : Easy - just send her to my "Lair"
[15:54:53 06/12/11] Zeus : how is your marriage going
[15:55:05 06/12/11] Hades : Pretty well
[15:55:15 06/12/11] Zeus : "OMG, the gods were like incestuos majorly
[15:55:17 06/12/11] Hades : Demeter is KILLING me, though
[15:55:36 06/12/11] Zeus : Zeus Married his sister, and Hades married his neice
[15:55:56 06/12/11] Hades : Strike down whoever said that.
[15:56:01 06/12/11] Hades : I'll help burn them
[15:56:59 06/12/11] Hades : Zeus, I have a better idea
[15:57:13 06/12/11] Hades : Let's get married.
[15:57:36 06/12/11] Zeus : no thanks brother
[15:57:51 06/12/11] Zeus : I enjoy my women
[15:57:52 06/12/11] * Hades sighs.
[15:58:26 06/12/11] Zeus : I thought you loved Persephone?
[15:58:41 06/12/11] * Hades sits on Sni's lap.
[15:58:50 06/12/11] Sniggle : Mmm, toasty.
[15:58:58 06/12/11] * Sniggle snuggles
[15:59:03 06/12/11] Hades : She's getting boring.
[15:59:12 06/12/11] * Hades kisses Sni.
[15:59:28 06/12/11] * Zeus throws a lightning bolt at Hades
[15:59:39 06/12/11] * Sniggle ._.
[15:59:46 06/12/11] * Hades drags Zeus down to Tarturus
[15:59:51 06/12/11] Sniggle : Watch the lightening, zeus.
[16:00:02 06/12/11] Sniggle : *lightning
[16:00:16 06/12/11] Maxxy : Woah. xD
[16:00:20 06/12/11] * Hades proposes to Sni.
[16:00:24 06/12/11] * ISryslyAd0reYou is totally confused
[16:00:30 06/12/11] * Zeus turns into air, and throws more lightning at Hades
[16:01:13 06/12/11] Sniggle : My heart belongs to another god.
[16:01:21 06/12/11] ISryslyAd0reYou : BUUURRRRRRNNN
[16:01:22 06/12/11] * Hades kills Sni
[16:01:28 06/12/11] * Sniggle dies
[16:01:37 06/12/11] * Hades marries Sni
[16:01:37 06/12/11] * Zeus grabs Sni, and saves her from the wrath of Hades
[16:01:49 06/12/11] * Hades kills Zeus.
[16:01:53 06/12/11] Hades : SUCK IT.
[16:02:07 06/12/11] RedPhoenix : why Hades be killing people?
[16:02:07 06/12/11] * ISryslyAd0reYou drags poseidon along XD
[16:02:09 06/12/11] Zeus : im a god, hades, or have you forgotten
[16:02:15 06/12/11] Zeus : You cant kill me
[16:02:16 06/12/11] RedPhoenix : Nvm
[16:02:25 06/12/11] Hades : BLASPHEMY
[16:02:45 06/12/11] Zeus : yeah, what ever Hades
[16:02:48 06/12/11] Skye : O_O
[16:02:53 06/12/11] Skye : At least it's not me.
[16:03:00 06/12/11] * Hades marries Skye
[16:03:06 06/12/11] ISryslyAd0reYou : [color:fc9d=cc9999]"STOP BROTHERS"
[16:03:06 06/12/11] Skye : Ah crsp
[16:03:08 06/12/11] Sniggle : x.X
[16:03:08 06/12/11] Skye : *crap
[16:03:24 06/12/11] Hades : WE ARE NOT STEPBROTHERS.
[16:03:27 06/12/11] ISryslyAd0reYou : "STOP BROTHERS"
[16:03:27 06/12/11] * Zeus throws lightning bolts at hades
[16:03:45 06/12/11] * ISryslyAd0reYou is horrible at her poseidon imitation XD
[16:03:46 06/12/11] Artemis, : SUCK ON THAT
[16:03:57 06/12/11] * Hades sends a pillar of fire at Olympus
[16:04:05 06/12/11] Zeus : Artemis, my beloved daughter, what brings you here?
[16:04:23 06/12/11] * Zeus throws a gust of wind at the fire
[16:04:25 06/12/11] Artemis, : My mortal form had to escape from Hades
[16:04:26 06/12/11] Hades : DIE, ARTEMIS! *kills Artemis*
[16:04:34 06/12/11] Artemis, : She does not like him touching her or loving her.
[16:04:54 06/12/11] Zeus : Skye what are you talking about?
[16:04:56 06/12/11] Athena. : ^^
[16:05:08 06/12/11] Artemis, : Oh god nevermind
[16:05:10 06/12/11] * RedPhoenix waves hi to the gods. "Hi"
[16:05:12 06/12/11] * Hades marries Athena.
[16:05:15 06/12/11] Sniggle : X.x
[16:05:16 06/12/11] * Artemis, goes and hunts some bears
[16:05:28 06/12/11] Athena. : Clearly, my dear sister does not want to talk about this.
[16:05:35 06/12/11] Athena. : EW NO.
[16:05:40 06/12/11] Athena. : HELP ME FATHER.
[16:05:52 06/12/11] * Hades smooches Athena to death.
[16:06:01 06/12/11] * Zeus banishes Hades to the underworld
[16:06:04 06/12/11] * Athena. plans yet another strategy to escape
[16:06:17 06/12/11] * Athena. slaps hades
[16:06:17 06/12/11] Artemis, : Hullo~
[16:06:19 06/12/11] * Hades sends Kronos to Olympus
[16:06:22 06/12/11] Athena. : HERLOOO^^
[16:06:29 06/12/11] Artemis, : I think I'll be...
[16:06:32 06/12/11] Hades : SUCK IT.
[16:06:35 06/12/11] Zeus : welcome Artemis, hunting going well?
[16:06:36 06/12/11] Athena. : APHRODITE
[16:06:49 06/12/11] Poseidon, : MUAHAHA
[16:07:00 06/12/11] Sniggle : -revives because I'm just that awesome-
[16:07:02 06/12/11] * Hades marries Poseidon.
[16:07:02 06/12/11] Zeus : My, Dear Brother
[16:07:11 06/12/11] Poseidon, : O_o
[16:07:23 06/12/11] Zeus : what brings you here
[16:07:37 06/12/11] Aphrodite. : OH. OGEEE. LOOOVE IS IN THE AIR^^
[16:07:38 06/12/11] Hermes : I hate my computer!
[16:07:45 06/12/11] Zeus : well it seems like a family reunion
[16:07:54 06/12/11] Aphrodite. : Hello my dear brother^^
[16:07:54 06/12/11] * Hades gets Kronos to destroy Olympus.
[16:08:13 06/12/11] Zeus : Hades, Kronos is still in Tartarus
[16:08:15 06/12/11] RedPhoenix : *eyetwitch* too many different names.
[16:08:23 06/12/11] * Aphrodite. starts crying XD
[16:08:33 06/12/11] Zeus : and Hades is not in league with Kronos
[16:08:50 06/12/11] Aphrodite. : WHERES MY ARESS D:
[16:08:54 06/12/11] Atlas : Guys, my shoulders hurt.
[16:08:57 06/12/11] Aphrodite. : XD
[16:08:59 06/12/11] * Zeus pats Aphrodite
[16:09:03 06/12/11] Atlas : Can someone, like, maybe take a turn at holding up THE ENTIRE WORLD
[16:09:12 06/12/11] Atlas : So I can get some coffee?
[16:09:16 06/12/11] Aphrodite. : Oh lookie here^^ Would you like someone to love? I can do something about that.
[16:09:18 06/12/11] Atlas : Because this job totally blows
[16:09:21 06/12/11] Zeus : sorry Atlas, your punishment is final
[16:09:26 06/12/11] Aphrodite. : First you need a makeover
[16:09:37 06/12/11] Zeus : Maybe you should choose sides more carefully
[16:09:38 06/12/11] Aphrodite. : and no more coffee, it causes wrinkles
[16:09:40 06/12/11] Atlas : Fine, I'll just glare angrily from over here.
[16:09:43 06/12/11] Atlas : Wait
[16:09:48 06/12/11] Atlas : Idea
[16:09:50 06/12/11] Atlas : What if
[16:09:53 06/12/11] Atlas : I let the world fall
[16:09:55 06/12/11] Aphrodite. : No, don't glare. You'll ward off the ladies^^
[16:10:01 06/12/11] Atlas : And then everyone who prayers for you and keeps you alive dies
[16:10:03 06/12/11] Hades : OHH
[16:10:05 06/12/11] Zeus : you wouldnt dare
[16:10:05 06/12/11] Atlas : *prays
[16:10:07 06/12/11] Aphrodite. : No, don't let that happen.
[16:10:08 06/12/11] Hades : SNAP, SON!
[16:10:10 06/12/11] Atlas : I would
[16:10:21 06/12/11] * Hades proposes to Atlas
[16:10:24 06/12/11] Aphrodite. : You would die along too my dear friend^^
[16:10:35 06/12/11] Atlas : Death beats this
[16:10:40 06/12/11] Aphrodite. : WHERE IS MY ARES D:
[16:10:42 06/12/11] * Hades gets Max to hold the world
[16:10:48 06/12/11] Zeus : you think so Atlas
[16:10:51 06/12/11] Atlas : I sit and hold up the world. Forever. That's all I do.
[16:10:53 06/12/11] Atlas : YES, YESSSS
[16:10:58 06/12/11] Atlas : -twirls away-
[16:11:00 06/12/11] Aphrodite. : *tear*
[16:11:08 06/12/11] Hades : LET'S KILL EM!
[16:11:11 06/12/11] Zeus : what about your family
[16:11:14 06/12/11] Atlas : Er, I mean, -stomps away in a real macho-like fashion
[16:11:16 06/12/11] Aphrodite. : Such a wonderful ending.
[16:11:22 06/12/11] Atlas : You guys are my family
[16:11:25 06/12/11] Atlas : AND YOU ALL SUCK
[16:11:35 06/12/11] Atlas : Maxxy is holding the world now
[16:11:40 06/12/11] Atlas : S'all good
[16:11:47 06/12/11] Zeus : well you brought it on yourself
[16:11:50 06/12/11] Aphrodite. : DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY. YOU LOWLY. UGLY PERSON.
[16:11:57 06/12/11] Zeus : and Maxxy is away, not holding the sky
[16:12:02 06/12/11] * Aphrodite. bursts out crying
[16:12:16 06/12/11] Zeus : sorry youre stuck Atlas
[16:12:17 06/12/11] * Hades proposes to Atlas
[16:12:20 06/12/11] Aphrodite. : I need to go and shop somewhere in the mortal world.
[16:12:28 06/12/11] Aphrodite. : Goodbye^^
[16:12:30 06/12/11] Zeus : have Fun Darling
[16:12:34 06/12/11] * Hades forces Red to hold it
[16:12:53 06/12/11] Atlas : HAHAHA
[16:12:58 06/12/11] * Zeus blasts Hades with a lightning bolt
[16:13:00 06/12/11] RedPhoenix : NUUU
[16:13:07 06/12/11] Atlas : EHEHEHEHE
[16:13:09 06/12/11] * Hades sends it back
[16:13:10 06/12/11] Atlas : GOOD BOY, HADES
[16:13:19 06/12/11] * Atlas doesn't take it back
[16:13:21 06/12/11] * Hades teams up with Atlas
[16:13:21 06/12/11] Apollo. : WHO WANTS A HAIKU?
[16:13:25 06/12/11] Atlas : IT WILL DROP
[16:13:27 06/12/11] RedPhoenix : okay, who cares? *holds up the sky*
[16:13:30 06/12/11] Atlas : BECAUSE I AM NOT TAKING IT
[16:13:33 06/12/11] Zeus : Oh gods, not now Apollo
[16:13:34 06/12/11] * Hades proposes to Atlas
[16:13:38 06/12/11] Zeus : we are having a crisis
[16:13:38 06/12/11] Atlas : Good Phoenix.
[16:13:40 06/12/11] Atlas : Now just stay yhere.
[16:13:44 06/12/11] Atlas : *there. Forever.
[16:13:45 06/12/11] Apollo. : THE FROG JUMPS
[16:13:57 06/12/11] Atlas : APOLLO YOUR POETRY BLOWS
[16:13:57 06/12/11] * Zeus tackles Atlas back to the sky
[16:14:13 06/12/11] * Hades and Atlas escape to Pluto
[16:14:21 06/12/11] Apollo. : IT IS VERY SLIMY . UGH
[16:14:25 06/12/11] RedPhoenix : Hi Mark!
[16:14:34 06/12/11] Seaweed Brain/Mark : hey Uncle Zeus
[16:14:34 06/12/11] Apollo. : I AM AWESOME
[16:14:34 06/12/11] .Artemis : I see we all have god's as our names? xD
[16:14:43 06/12/11] Apollo. : Hello cuz XD
[16:14:47 06/12/11] .Artemis : Or most people anyway... xD
[16:14:55 06/12/11] Atlas : Excuse me
[16:14:57 06/12/11] Atlas : I am not a god
[16:15:00 06/12/11] Zeus : well Red is holding up the sky now
[16:15:01 06/12/11] Atlas : I am a titan, kthx
[16:15:03 06/12/11] Poseidon, : LULZ
[16:15:06 06/12/11] .Artemis : Without cheating...who am i!
[16:15:08 06/12/11] Atlas : No thanks
[16:15:08 06/12/11] Zeus : and Atlas is trying to escape
[16:15:25 06/12/11] RedPhoenix : This sky isn't that heavy
[16:15:26 06/12/11] * Apollo. slaps 'seaweed brain' on the back
[16:15:29 06/12/11] Seaweed Brain/Mark : hey Dad
[16:15:30 06/12/11] RedPhoenix : loljk
[16:15:34 06/12/11] Zeus : you are Artemis
[16:15:41 06/12/11] Seaweed Brain/Mark : hey CUZ
[16:15:46 06/12/11] Apollo. : HI CUZ!
[16:15:56 06/12/11] Apollo. : WHO WANTS A HAIKU?
[16:15:59 06/12/11] .Artemis : Hehe, yeahh... xD
[16:16:05 06/12/11] Poseidon, : Me runs free
[16:16:17 06/12/11] Apollo. : THE FROG JUMPS
[16:16:32 06/12/11] Apollo. : IT IS VERY FREE AND BAD
[16:16:33 06/12/11] Zeus : Atlas is my ... cousin?
[16:16:39 06/12/11] Apollo. : I AM AWESOME
[16:16:52 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : :3
[16:17:01 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : Actually, now that I'm Aphrodite,
[16:17:03 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : ;3
[16:17:07 06/12/11] Apollo. : I'm going to be impressin some ladies. This one's a singer. Bye Guys^^
[16:17:15 06/12/11] * Zeus throws a lightning bolt at Hades
[16:17:22 06/12/11] * Hades cries.
[16:17:23 06/12/11] .Artemis : I am the Goddess of the hunt! :p
[16:17:44 06/12/11] * .Artemis holds back the brothers from fighting
[16:17:50 06/12/11] Zeus : grow up you big baby
[16:17:56 06/12/11] .Artemis : Stop stop
[16:18:00 06/12/11] .Artemis : xD
[16:18:09 06/12/11] .Artemis : Fighting is not the answer! :p
[16:18:17 06/12/11] * Aphrodite, comforts Hades
[16:18:17 06/12/11] RedPhoenix : Grrr the sky is getting heavy =_=
[16:18:19 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : There there.
[16:18:26 06/12/11] Zeus : it seems to be the only way to get to Hades
[16:18:31 06/12/11] * .Artemis glares at brother Apollo
[16:18:37 06/12/11] ISryslyAd0reYou : APHRODIIITTEE. I need you to help^^
[16:18:48 06/12/11] * Zeus drags Atlas back to the sky and frees Red
[16:18:48 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : I don't help, sweetie.
[16:18:50 06/12/11] Artemis, : :p
[16:19:03 06/12/11] ISryslyAd0reYou : Dang D:
[16:19:09 06/12/11] Annabeth S. : HAHA.
[16:19:10 06/12/11] * Hades proposes to Aphrodite
[16:19:13 06/12/11] Annabeth S. : I AM ANNABETH SANTOS
[16:19:16 06/12/11] Annabeth S. : HELL YEAH!
[16:19:25 06/12/11] Artemis, : ... xd
[16:19:29 06/12/11] Artemis, : *xD
[16:19:32 06/12/11] Annabeth S. : Which means I'm pretty much just me.
[16:19:36 06/12/11] Annabeth S. : But whatever
[16:19:38 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : I'M ANNABETH CHASE
[16:19:39 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : XD
[16:19:40 06/12/11] Artemis, : Yeah boys, i know you want this... :p
[16:19:41 06/12/11] * Hades cries even more.
[16:19:51 06/12/11] Zeus : hey Bowy
[16:19:53 06/12/11] * Annabeth S. hugs Hades
[16:19:56 06/12/11] libowy : hi
[16:19:58 06/12/11] Zeus : welcome to the land of the gods
[16:20:08 06/12/11] * Hades cuddles with Annabeth
[16:20:11 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : No, I'm just a daughter of Athena
[16:20:11 06/12/11] Zeus : welcome to Mount Olympus
[16:20:12 06/12/11] Atlas : YO D I SWAM ACROSS THE OCEAN AND DIDN'T DIE. ARE YOU PROUD?
[16:20:16 06/12/11] Artemis, : I am the goddess of the hunt!
[16:20:22 06/12/11] Percy J. : hey Uncle Zeus
[16:20:22 06/12/11] * Annabeth C. is forever alone
[16:20:27 06/12/11] Artemis, : I will turn you into a jackalope! :p
[16:20:27 06/12/11] Icarus : D? Where are you?
[16:20:44 06/12/11] * Hades is forever alone.
[16:20:45 06/12/11] Zeus : hey Percy
[16:21:00 06/12/11] * Annabeth C. has tears rolling down her cheeks D:
[16:21:08 06/12/11] Artemis, : Hades has a wife who is in the underworld at the moment
[16:21:12 06/12/11] * Hades hugs Managers C
[16:21:19 06/12/11] Artemis, : Someone be Persephone!
[16:21:19 06/12/11] Hades : *Annabeth
[16:21:23 06/12/11] Artemis, : xD
[16:21:29 06/12/11] Icarus : Guys where is Daedalus? He flew to freedom, right? ... ):
[16:21:31 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : PPEERRCCCCCYYYY
[16:21:31 06/12/11] libowy : what ya'll think about me having a hades charrie?
[16:21:37 06/12/11] Icarus : Where...where is my dad...?
[16:21:39 06/12/11] libowy : no he did
[16:21:48 06/12/11] libowy : and you're dead
[16:21:52 06/12/11] libowy : *died
[16:21:56 06/12/11] * Annabeth S. hugs Hades
[16:22:01 06/12/11] Icarus : Funny story about that actually
[16:22:09 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : I missed you. WHERE WERE YOU. LAVEING CAMP LIKE THAT.
[16:22:10 06/12/11] Icarus : I was totally just trolling pops for the lolz
[16:22:10 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : XD
[16:22:10 06/12/11] * Hades cuddles with Annabeth S
[16:22:31 06/12/11] Zeus : well he killed himself becvause of you
[16:22:40 06/12/11] Percy J. : brb
[16:22:51 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : PERCY JACKSON.
[16:22:58 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : Y U LEAVE ME ALONE
[16:23:01 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : AGAIN.
[16:23:05 06/12/11] * Hades is depressed.
[16:23:06 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : XDDDDDDD
[16:23:10 06/12/11] Icarus : Well...That's a little awkward. D: D always was one to overreact.
[16:23:12 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : Me huggles with Hades
[16:23:14 06/12/11] libowy : Hades
[16:23:24 06/12/11] * Annabeth C. huggles with Hades
[16:23:24 06/12/11] libowy : Can I have a your son?
[16:23:25 06/12/11] Annabeth S. : Why are you depressed?
[16:23:26 06/12/11] Icarus : I'll need a new pair of wings, though.
[16:23:27 06/12/11] * Hades cuddles with Annabeth
[16:23:30 06/12/11] Icarus : Mine kind of melted.
[16:23:48 06/12/11] * Zeus blasts Icarus with a lightning bolt
[16:23:57 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : I have a pair of winged shoes left from- from L-Luke
[16:23:58 06/12/11] libowy : Hades?
[16:24:00 06/12/11] Icarus : UHM EXCUSE ME THAT WILL NOT FIX THE WINGS
[16:24:03 06/12/11] Icarus : WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEMS
[16:24:05 06/12/11] * Hades offers Annabeth godship if she will marry him.
[16:24:06 06/12/11] Icarus : *problem
[16:24:09 06/12/11] * libowy prays to hades
[16:24:22 06/12/11] Zeus : Hades, only if we all agree on it
[16:24:26 06/12/11] * Annabeth C. says yes being the idiot she is XD
[16:24:32 06/12/11] Zeus : and I do not agree to that
[16:24:35 06/12/11] libowy : can I have a son of you?
[16:24:41 06/12/11] * Icarus also prayers to hades BECAUSE ZEUS IS A DBAG
[16:24:42 06/12/11] Annabeth S. : Cherry, GTFO OUT OF IDEA.
[16:24:44 06/12/11] Annabeth S. : NOW. xD
[16:24:44 06/12/11] * Hades and Annabeth get married
[16:24:48 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : Your own grand daughter?
[16:25:16 06/12/11] * Zeus gives Icarus a new set of wings
[16:25:22 06/12/11] Annabeth S. : *MY IDEA
[16:25:35 06/12/11] libowy : HADES
[16:25:46 06/12/11] libowy : ANSWER ME OR I KILL YOU BY FORGETING YOU
[16:25:57 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : Hey. I was changing it when you came back. And yourer Annabeth Sanatos. I'm another Annabeth XD
[16:26:03 06/12/11] Kendall(Not Koala) : Hiezz
[16:26:12 06/12/11] libowy : hi
[16:26:14 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : Greetings.
[16:26:18 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : XD
[16:26:27 06/12/11] Zeus : Kendall welcom to Olympus
[16:26:36 06/12/11] libowy : Zues
[16:26:44 06/12/11] Kat : Olympus... Pfft
[16:26:46 06/12/11] libowy : make your younger brother answer me
[16:26:47 06/12/11] Kat : xD
[16:26:49 06/12/11] libowy : please
[16:26:59 06/12/11] Annabeth S. : It's not Sanatos. .
[16:27:00 06/12/11] * Hades asks Annabeth how many kids she wants
[16:27:03 06/12/11] Annabeth S. : *facepalm*
[16:27:04 06/12/11] libowy : and also... please don't smite me
[16:27:09 06/12/11] Annabeth S. : WHOA. O_o
[16:27:16 06/12/11] Annabeth S. : Be careful with that answer
[16:27:16 06/12/11] Kendall(Not Koala) : why thank you Zeus
[16:27:17 06/12/11] libowy : Can I have one of those kids?
[16:27:44 06/12/11] libowy : grr
[16:28:35 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : *SANTOS. Sorry XD
[16:28:50 06/12/11] * Hades asks Annabeth C. Again
[16:29:00 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : When'd I say that I wanted kids? 0.o
[16:29:09 06/12/11] libowy : um
[16:29:09 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : 2?
[16:29:12 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : XDDDD
[16:29:21 06/12/11] Hades : K
[16:29:31 06/12/11] * Hades and Annabeth have 2 kids.
[16:29:31 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF12
[16:29:32 06/12/11] libowy : can I have one of those kids?
[16:29:41 06/12/11] Hades : No
[16:29:46 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : No. Maybe.
[16:29:48 06/12/11] Hades : Me and Annabeth each get one
[16:29:49 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : No.,
[16:29:51 06/12/11] libowy : xD\
[16:29:54 06/12/11] Annabeth S. : O_o
[16:29:59 06/12/11] Hades : once we get enough posts
[16:30:07 06/12/11] libowy : xD
[16:30:09 06/12/11] * Annabeth C. takes the guy child and names him Jake
[16:30:11 06/12/11] libowy : so lone them to me
[16:30:18 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : ;D
[16:30:22 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : I have a Poseidon charriiiieee^^
[16:30:22 06/12/11] libowy : I'll take good care of them till then
[16:30:30 06/12/11] * Hades takes the girl child and names her Christina
[16:30:31 06/12/11] libowy : xD
[16:30:43 06/12/11] libowy : you're losing your wife hades
[16:30:51 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : YOU DOn'T DARE HURT HIM.
[16:30:55 06/12/11] libowy : she has a child of posiden
[16:31:04 06/12/11] Hades : O.o
[16:31:15 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : I ADOPTED HER?
[16:31:18 06/12/11] * Hades takes the boy child and kills Annabeth
[16:31:28 06/12/11] * Hades proposes to Lilbowy
[16:31:29 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
[16:31:30 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : xD
[16:31:31 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : HAHA
[16:31:36 06/12/11] libowy : I'll take that boy child now
[16:31:41 06/12/11] * Annabeth C. runs off to her mother
[16:31:48 06/12/11] Hades : Marry me, first
[16:31:58 06/12/11] Hades : Then we could have tons more
[16:32:00 06/12/11] libowy : I'm a dude?
[16:32:07 06/12/11] Hades : So?
[16:32:07 06/12/11] libowy : *Dude.
[16:32:10 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : ALRIGHT
[16:32:18 06/12/11] libowy : I didn't know Hades was Gay...
[16:32:20 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : WHO KILLED MY FAVOURITE DAUGHTER.
[16:32:20 06/12/11] Hades : I'm a girl
[16:32:31 06/12/11] Annabeth C. : YOU ARE GETTIN IT BROO.
[16:32:37 06/12/11] libowy : then that works out nicely
[16:32:46 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : SINCE WHEN WERE YOU A GIRL? O_o
[16:32:47 06/12/11] Zeus : Hades isnt
[16:32:48 06/12/11] Kendall(Not Koala) : I want to be Athena!
[16:32:48 06/12/11] libowy : since when was hades a girl?
[16:32:49 06/12/11] * Annabeth C. takes out knife and is ready to kill Hades
[16:32:52 06/12/11] Kendall(Not Koala) : Can I be Athena?
[16:32:56 06/12/11] * Hades and Bowy have kids
[16:33:02 06/12/11] libowy : you can't kill a god
[16:33:04 06/12/11] RedPhoenix : I'm not dead!
[16:33:10 06/12/11] Athena. : LOL Sorry XD
[16:33:17 06/12/11] Athena. : ALRIGHT. WHO KILLED ANNABETH
[16:33:17 06/12/11] Zeus : im hungry
[16:33:18 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : O_o
[16:33:25 06/12/11] libowy : I'll go make a child charrie
[16:33:27 06/12/11] Kendall(Not Koala) : NOO I shall be hmmm Hectate
[16:33:33 06/12/11] * Athena. kills Jake and Christina
[16:33:35 06/12/11] Hades : ZEUS DID IT
[16:33:50 06/12/11] * Hades kills all of Athena's kids
[16:33:50 06/12/11] Zeus : what did I do?
[16:33:53 06/12/11] Athena. : NO. YOU DID IT YOU COWARD
[16:34:02 06/12/11] Athena. : THAT IS FREAKING IT.
[16:34:09 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : LOL
[16:34:16 06/12/11] * Aphrodite, skips around
[16:34:20 06/12/11] * Athena. kills all of Hades' kids and their mothers
[16:34:31 06/12/11] libowy : HEY ZEUS!
[16:34:38 06/12/11] Hecate : I AM MAGICAL
[16:34:39 06/12/11] libowy : that's my wife... I think
[16:34:47 06/12/11] * Hades kills all of Athena's relatives, excluding the gods
[16:34:51 06/12/11] Zeus : yeah Bowy
[16:34:56 06/12/11] libowy : you can't kill a god
[16:35:01 06/12/11] * Athena. is forever alone
[16:35:17 06/12/11] * Hades offers to marry Athena
[16:35:18 06/12/11] Zeus : I never killed any gods
[16:35:18 06/12/11] libowy : just please don't smite me zeus
[16:35:23 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : O_o
[16:35:23 06/12/11] libowy : ?
[16:35:31 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : Athena is your niece, bro.
[16:35:36 06/12/11] libowy : I think Hades likes wives
[16:35:41 06/12/11] Hades : So?
[16:35:51 06/12/11] libowy : I'll just leave with the child
[16:36:00 06/12/11] Hades : Zeus and Hera are siblings
[16:36:07 06/12/11] * Hades kills Bowy
[16:36:07 06/12/11] Zeus : I just saw a mouse in my house
[16:36:10 06/12/11] Athena. : YES.
[16:36:11 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : Since when
[16:36:24 06/12/11] Zeus : OMG THERES A MOUSE IN MY HOUSE
[16:36:29 06/12/11] * Hades and Athena get married.
[16:36:47 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : Hera was mortal, and then because Zeus loved her, he gave her a sacred fruit tree (forgot what the fruit was) that made her a god, etc.
[16:36:49 06/12/11] * Athena. sees a spider
[16:37:02 06/12/11] * Athena. screams in horror
[16:37:03 06/12/11] Thalia, : Bwahahaha I'm Thalia
[16:37:04 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : Okay nevermind
[16:37:09 06/12/11] Zeus : hera was never a mortal
[16:37:10 06/12/11] Athena. : Welcome Thalia
[16:37:12 06/12/11] Hecate : I live in awesomeness
[16:37:12 06/12/11] libowy : um
[16:37:15 06/12/11] libowy : alright
[16:37:19 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : I got my story twisted from something else
[16:37:22 06/12/11] Hecate : Thalia is awesometacular
[16:37:31 06/12/11] Thalia, : Thank you Lady Athena
[16:37:37 06/12/11] Zeus : BUT THERE IS A MOUSE IN MY HOUSE
[16:37:40 06/12/11] Sniggle : Hera why did you throw Hephy off a mountain? ;_;
[16:37:43 06/12/11] Zeus : A BLOODY MOUSE
[16:37:45 06/12/11] libowy : forget a child of hades
[16:37:45 06/12/11] Thalia, : She is aweshum xD
[16:37:46 06/12/11] Athena. : No. Hera was given the tree by Zeus as a wedding gift^^
[16:38:10 06/12/11] * Hades asks Athena how many kids she wants
[16:38:11 06/12/11] Athena. : Hades? 0.o
[16:38:14 06/12/11] Hades : Oh, and, Thalia
[16:38:17 06/12/11] Athena. : 3
[16:38:21 06/12/11] Hades : You're dead
[16:38:23 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : BLYTHE
[16:38:25 06/12/11] * Zeus kides in Terror
[16:38:30 06/12/11] Athena. : BIANCE IS BETTER^^
[16:39:12 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : WIN
[16:39:14 06/12/11] Athena. : such a pity.
[16:39:18 06/12/11] Athena. : what?
[16:39:18 06/12/11] libowy : thank you
[16:39:19 06/12/11] Zeus : APhrodite, just becvause your the goddess of love, does not mean you get all the power
[16:39:20 06/12/11] Athena. : XD
[16:39:29 06/12/11] Athena. : Hades?
[16:39:45 06/12/11] Hecate : beautiful like the godess of love
[16:39:48 06/12/11] Athena. : ?
[16:40:02 06/12/11] * RedPhoenix glomps her name.
[16:40:03 06/12/11] * Athena. misses Hades XD
[16:40:09 06/12/11] RedPhoenix : I LOVE MAH NAME.
[16:40:21 06/12/11] Athena. : What?
[16:40:25 06/12/11] libowy : I'll just do a titan child again
[16:40:35 06/12/11] Zeus : guys ther is a mouse AND a spider in my house
[16:40:45 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : O_o
[16:40:49 06/12/11] Athena. : I wanted 3 kids. Guess I'll never have any D:
[16:40:53 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : This sounds like a bad FanFiction
[16:40:55 06/12/11] Athena. : SPIDER
[16:41:00 06/12/11] Athena. : ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHh
[16:41:17 06/12/11] Athena. : dang D:
[16:41:18 06/12/11] Zeus : I HATE MICE AND SPIDERS
[16:41:34 06/12/11] * Athena. hugs Hades
[16:41:45 06/12/11] Athena. : SPIDERSS HELP ME!
[16:41:54 06/12/11] * Athena. runs away in terror
[16:42:19 06/12/11] Zeus : I hate mice, mice are evil
[16:42:30 06/12/11] Sniggle : They're so cute and harmless! D:
[16:42:45 06/12/11] Zeus : no, they are evil
[16:42:48 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : O_o
[16:42:52 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : I'm bored
[16:42:57 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : You people bore me.
[16:43:00 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : ENTERTAIN ME.
[16:43:19 06/12/11] Athena. : ?
[16:43:26 06/12/11] Sniggle : Oh hush Aphrodite you're never happy unless attractive men are around.
[16:44:10 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : I want Ghosty. He's attractive.
[16:45:11 06/12/11] Ares. : I LIKE THIS COLOR
[16:45:16 06/12/11] Ares. : REMINDS ME OF BLOOD
[16:45:32 06/12/11] Summer~ : Hey Ares, have we my?
[16:45:35 06/12/11] Penguin Pip : *dosn't like blood*
[16:45:37 06/12/11] Summer~ : Met**
[16:45:38 06/12/11] RedPhoenix : Ares! Thas mah color! GRRRR!
[16:45:40 06/12/11] Ares. : Athena's pissed that you killed Annabeth XD
[16:46:02 06/12/11] Ares. : Hello Father.
[16:46:06 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : Unless you want us to date, Cherry... Uhm...
[16:46:13 06/12/11] Summer~ : O.o
[16:47:27 06/12/11] Ares. : Aphrodite, I would love to^^
[16:47:48 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : O_o
[16:47:54 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : I WANT MY GHOSTY. D:
[16:48:14 06/12/11] Sniggle : wait
[16:48:16 06/12/11] Ares. : You want ghost over me? 300 ROMANS AND NOBODY HAS A PEN?
[16:48:27 06/12/11] Ares. : THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS
[16:51:59 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : O_o
[16:52:07 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : I want Ghosty
[16:52:19 06/12/11] * Aphrodite, curls up in a fetal position and rocks herself
[16:52:27 06/12/11] Penguin Pip : This is not the actual Ares
[16:52:44 06/12/11] Zeus : I didnt think so
[16:52:47 06/12/11] Penguin Pip : BUT WATEVA *walks and sits in corner
[16:54:05 06/12/11] * Sniggle sits on Aphrodite
[16:54:58 06/12/11] * Aphrodite, throws Sniggle off of her
[16:55:10 06/12/11] Sniggle : APHRODITE Y U NO LOVE ME
[16:55:23 06/12/11] Aphrodite, : BECAUSE I LOVE GHOSTY AND I WANT HIM NOW.
[16:55:31 06/12/11] Summer~ : Who's Zeus?
[16:56:07 06/12/11] Zeus : I am Zeus
[16:56:13 06/12/11] Sniggle : APHRODITE WHY WON'T YOU LOVE MEEEE
[16:56:20 06/12/11] Ares. : YOU ARE NOBODY
[16:56:30 06/12/11] Summer~ : Forget it. You guys are impossible OTL
[16:56:47 06/12/11] Penguin Pip : Charmader!
[16:56:53 06/12/11] Ares. : POKEMON?
[16:56:59 06/12/11] Ares. : GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
[16:57:02 06/12/11] Zeus : I am the one who started this whole RP in the CB
[16:57:06 06/12/11] * Ares. throws a fit
[16:57:14 06/12/11] Ares. : yeah. You were.
[16:57:42 06/12/11] Summer~ : Yeah Zrus, go back to Olympus... JUST KIDDING xD
[16:58:16 06/12/11] * Zeus throws a lightning bolt at Summer
[16:58:32 06/12/11] * ISryslyAd0reYou slaps Zeus
[16:58:43 06/12/11] * Zeus kills Summer