"Go away, you only think I'm your opponent!" Jin Kazama inched backwards, trying to get an advantage over Bruce. "You don't deserve to live!" he yelled, charging forward and giving Bruce a thundering punch.
"If you're stupid and you know it!" Xiaoyu sang. "And you really want to show it, if you're stupid and you know it, your name is Bruce!" She blinked. "Hope Batman didn't hear."
Suddenly little voices filled the air from below: "All hail the Jin! All hail the Jin!"
"What?" Xiaoyu looked down sharply, then laughed. Little furry aliens! "Hmm. Here, it's called 'gin' and its sacred." She pulled out some gin she was conviently carrying around in her backpack, giving it to the Leader. He beamed at her;
"Ohhh. Sweet black-haired She-Jin."
"Errr." Xiaoyu watched the Leader put the gin respectfully on an alter. She dug into her backpack and gave them some pictures of her and Jin. The Leader placed them around the gin. The Aliens chanted,
"All hail the Jins! All hail the Jins!"
"Die evil doer!" Jin shouted as he landed the winning blow.
"You have saved us!" the Aliens intoned. "You and your She-Jin. We will worship you, Jay, and Kay!"
"What the hell?" Jin asked, coming up from behind Xiaoyu.
"Don't ask me," Xiaoyu told him. She gave the victory sign to the Aliens. "Peace, live long and prosper! Victory is ours!"
"Live long and prosper! Victory! Victory! Peace! Peace!" The Aliens replied, raising their hands in the air as if punching but with victory signs.
"Good going, you've brain washed them," Jin congratulated sarcasticly.
"All hail the Jins!" the Aliens reminded.
" 'The' Jin?" Jin wondered. "Waitaminit! 'Jins'?"
"Er, hey, you want to catch a movie?" Xioayu questioned.
"Yeah, sure, hey! Are those pictures of you and me?" Jin asked as Xiaoyu led him away.
"They think you saved their city," Xioayu explained.
"Oh, well, I, uh . . . interesting," Jin settled on.
"All hail the Jins!" the Aliens bid farewell.
Across the ocean, into the city of New York, Agent Jay opened his locker to get a tie. He paused. Where was the chanting? He studied the town, realizing it was a ghost town.
"Hey, Kay, they're gone," he told his partner.
"Gone?" Kay looked over with a raised eyebrow.
"Your little alien dudes, they're not in the locker anymore, man."
"What?" Kay looked into the locker. "How did they get out of there?"
"Hey, I found them." Bee drew their attention. He pointed to his portable TV. The Tekken Tournament was on.
A large picture of one of the fighters was being held up and ran around the ring, along with the too familar chanting: "All hail the Jins! All hail the Jins!"
"That is why I wanted them to stay in a locker," Kay told Jay. Jay responded,
"How'd they get over there and where the hell did they get that picture?"