Chapter 1

Kami: HII! I don't own Invader Zim, any thing owned by Nick, any of the fanfic writers, or any of my friends, just me and Kat. This is my first script style fic. My friend gave me her name! Yay!  Now {E} is Fujiko! YAY!. Also, I wrote this before the new episodes started coming out. Now read!!!

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Three girls were approaching a green door at the end of a dark spooky corridor. The first girl knocked on the door.

Voice from inside (vfi): Who's there?

First girl: It's me, Kami. I'm here for the guild meeting with two friends I want to introduce to u all.

VFI: They love IZ?

Kami: yup! ^_^ One even introduced me to IZ!

VFI: Come on in! And welcome to IZ Thrillers, Martian Killers!

(A/N- This really is a guild that those in this fic (at least the ones in the guild) are in. Its on neopets)

The door opened, letting them see a room almost completely wall papered with IZ posters, and there is a dartboard with the picture of the BUMs on it, scorched. One wall looked rather new. Inside the room many fic writers, readers, or just plain IZ lovers chatted, all brought together by their love for IZ and hate for BUM.

Invader Xat: This meeting's supposed to start now! Where's CryingChild?

Linzy: And Ztarlight? *pointing to a little note on the wall* *Gir voice* Oooo wazzat?

They looked at the message, which said that CryingChild and Ztarlight would either be late or not come at all.

Kami: how are we supposed to have a guild meeting without our leaders? Who'll lead it?

Irken Insane (II): How about whoever's the most active leads? *looks at member list* Hmm... That would be JhonenObsessor.

JhonenObsessor (JO): Err… 'kay ^_^ Let's see, oh right. This meeting was called too… *dramatic pause* …organize another BUM dooming!

All: YAAAY!!!!!

JO: Everyone have your weapons?

Everyone lifted their weapons. There are many pointy objects, lasers, and the like. The most notable included: a blaster ray, a moonbapy plushie, a magic eight ball on a chain, a rabid warthog, a raised paw with outstretched and very sharp claws, and a tiny thing that looked like a laser pointer.

Random guild member: Kami, Isn't that thing a bit…small?

Kami: *points to new wall* ever wonder how that wall was destroyed? *points laser at dart board*

Kat23a: wait, maybe you shouldn't…

Kami: It's okay , I got settings installed! *fires, accidentally reducing the dartboard to ashes*

All: 0.0

Kami: oops… ^_^'

ZtHM (a.k.a. Z): So, any suggestions?

Sez: Why don't we just go there and storm the place?

Just then CryingChild (CC) walked in.

CC: Sorry I'm late, what did I miss?

Moo: We were just deciding how to go about dooming BUM. Sez suggested storming the place.

CC: We did that last time. It didn't work so well.

Squeek: Can we hurry with a plan? I wanna play with some BUMs! *evil grin*

Rab: We have more people this time, better weapons, and maybe we'll pick up more people on the way. Let's just make a plan when we get there!

(A/N- We were learning about some speeches in English class, and I couldn't resist the next part. Kami's next part can be skipped)

Kami: *jumps on chair* Fellow guild members! The horror which is BUM has been allowed to go on too long. How much longer shall we stand by while this horror is on our Television screens? Books, movies, action figures, even pasta I've been told! Why must we stand for this? The glory that is the show Invader Zim has been canceled, and BUM has taken its place. Perhaps if it had been even remotely good we might suffer it, but this terrible thing must go! *notices everyone staring* er… I'll shut up now ^_^'

All: 0.0

Kami: ^_^' English class… lets just go doom BUM!

Kat23a: Well what are we waiting for???

II: *Points to Kami's friends* Are we gonna be introduced?

Kami: oh yeah, this is Iriadne, and this is Fujiko.

Iriadne: *holds up scythe* I don't know about the rest of u, but the two of us came to doom. Let's GO!

All: *running out door* YAAAAAAAY!!!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kami: what do u think so far? R&R! There may be a delay on the next chapter because of Pesach. I won't be able to go on till Saturday night.

Kat: YAY!

Kami: no that's bad

Kat: YAY!

Kami: never mind…

Kat: read the next chapter when it comes out!