What's up my dudes?

SHITDICK the Sewaddle from "Vengeance is Mine: A Bidoof Tale" finally gets a story, like how you guys all requested!

Thanks for all the love!

My name is SHITDICK.

I am an unevolved Sewaddle, owned by the legendary Azure Zero.

Here is my story:

I was a lonely Sewaddle, born in the deepest clutches of Lostlorn Forest.

My mother and father were murdered by my future trainer, Zero.

Zero, in his ultimate mercy, spared me, and named me SHITDICK.

I was constantly sent out to die, I had fought many POWERFUL enemies like Dialga, Palkia, and Bibarel.

I lost my eye in that Dialga battle, and from then on I wore an eyepatch made out of Garchomp claws.

I took up the habit of smoking after realizing life had no meaning, and began cutting myself.

One day, a Leavanny approached me.

"Hi, wanna be friends?"

What a little pussy. Only pussies evolve.

"Go away, you pussy bitch. I work alone."

The Leavanny sobbed and ran away.

My tragic past prevented me from creating bonds with people, and I went back to cutting myself.

One day, Zero pulled me out of the PC, and Wonder Traded me for a FUCKING LEDYBA.

Even all the way across the country. I could hear the screams of my trainer.

"A FUUUCKING LEDYBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"FUCK YOU ODIN YOU'RE GETTING BANNED"

I could hear the screams of the victims of the Holocaust from then on.

It was my special ability.

My special ability was very useful to many people.

One time, a Honchkrow asked me:

"My trainer was jewish. Did he die in the holocaust?"

"What does his scream sound like?"

"kinda like ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

"Hmm.."

I concentrated, sifting through the years of Hitler's reign.

"Yes, he died. Now get over it, you pussy."

The Honchkrow ran away, crying.

In the clutches of my trainer Odin, I was quickly given away to a man named Flaire Valtierre.

Flaire was a regular trainer, boxing me, letting me be alone.

Suddenly, however, I was inside a 3DS. While my trainer was talking to another man named Dylan, when Dylan saw me

He realized his jewish heritage was in danger, and threw a chair at the 3DS I was housed in.

I barely survived by scraping into Flaire's SD card, but my friends weren't so lucky.

From this day on, I can never reveal that I caused the data wipe to Flaire's Pokemon Sun file.

And I will have my revenge.

One day, I will find Azure Zero again.

And I will kill him.

One way or another.