Hello humans. My name is Luna. Let's see. I was bored. So, I decided to read this piece of crap. This story. Wow. Warning, this may coat you brain cells. Oh well.

AN: Hi guyz this is my first story (If only it where your last. Spoiler Alert: It's not) its what I think happens iin Portla 3! (I've never played Portla. I have played Portal however and well….no)

Hi my name ish Marissa Roberts (Shudder, sorry, My Immortal flashback) and I was doing tests with that other gurl Chell but she escaped. Glados had captured me in the science lab places (Aperture. It's called Aperture) and made me do bad tests (No comment) There was no thing fun bout thetests an Glaods would never let me sleep or eat or bathroom or any thing (Yeah, wasn't that what the Adrenalin Vapor was for)

"FOR THE NEXT TEST YUO WILL WORK WITH ROBOTS!" Glados screemed to me. Some robots came out of weird tubes and looked at me and I looked at them. (There was a lot of looking happening). The robos were one a blue ball an the other was a orange line thing. (P-Body is more of a oval) "THERE NAMES ARE ALTAS (ATLAS) AN P-BOY (P-BODY) NOW LEAF ME ALONE IM SAD. (Robots have no emotion)."

Then Glados started to listen to some Avril Lavinge music and cry. Ever sinse she realized she was a humon before she became a goth emo (So, she was human before she became a goth emo. So like, she was a human, then she turned into a goth emo?) and was always gettin on my nerves.

"Hi b**** we are here to test you." Atlas shrugged (GET IT IT'S A MOVIE!) (No. I don't get it.) I was shocked at the bad words and glared to Altas. P-Bod was just starin' at my bobs (So, you just have like Bob the Builder with you? Or was it Bob the tomato? Either way they must have been impressive for a robot to stare.) so I kicked him his robot place. (Which one?) That made him angry so he shot a portal at me (Isn't P-Body like a female. Oh wait, that was P-Body this is P-Boy. My mistake) and made me fall into it over and over and P-Boy and Altas were lolling at me.

Altas took out some drugs and he an P-Boy STARTED TO SMOKE them. (Robots don't have lungs. They can't smoke. For that matter they don't have a brain other than a CPU for the drugs to effect) I was fedup with all of portal labs (The person who wrote this was obviously drunk. So I can be drunk too. Take a drink whenever she says Portal Labs and not Aperture

Wait doesn't Aperture have more than Portal Tests.

Wait, she could be specifically referring to the Portal Lab section. That, actually makes sense in this context doesn't make sense most other times though) and jumped from teh portals. I ladled onto my lung fall boots (boots that make your lungs fall. I remember those from the game) and glared mean at Altas and P-Boy.

I was soooooooo mad at those jerks for portalling me an calling me a b**** (AN not even gonna say that word LOL) (Then why mention it or bleep it. It just sounds ridiculous I mean, I don't really curse that much so there isn't any in my commentary. I don't bother bleeping. Just think of a different word or just say it) so I portaled them too and I saw how they like it they didant.

Altas angered (This story angered me too) at me an P-Boy said "You broked are drugs (How does one break drugs. I mean, where they doing pot and using a bong). now you will pay (For what? The drugs.!) Ann he punched me right in the face! I started cryin from the pain and those jerks just lolled at me an tried to beat me up some more with there portal gunz.

Sereal ours later I was cryin in a pool of blood while THOSE JERK ROBTS did more drugs (I thought she broke them) and drank beer an past out. All I wanted was my companion coob to comfort me but Glados was makin it do other tests (She was having a inanimate object do tests) an we didn't see eachother in moths.

But most off all I wanted Wheetly. He was the only nice robot (Didn't he try to kill you?) I ever met an he had a super sexay British aksent, (It wasn't sexy. It was more friendly) but Glados body turned him evil (I actually do find credibility in that theory) an he got shot in space by Chell. I rubbed my stomach and rembered my secret. Noone knows this, but Wheetly an I shared one secret night together an now I could tell I was pregnant with his robot ball/human baby. (Ok first of all, Wheatley is a metal sphere. He has no genitalia. Second of all, Robots have no sperm. There is no way that a baby could be conceived)

There was a window above me an I looked out an saw the moon where Wheetly was. (Technically, he was floating in orbit around the moon but eh) I missed him so much like a guy I missed a bunch. (That was a rhyme. This fic is a waste of my time) Tears droped down my face so Altas an P=boy started lolling at me again an calling me names like "Fat Uguly B****!"

I stared rite at their lauffin' feces (Robots don't poop. Although, I do have this mental image of Marrissa just laughing at a pile of crap) and said my first words! "OMFG YOU GUYZ ARE SOOOOOOO RUDE I HATE YOU!" (Huh, my first words where waying "Tis" when I wanted something) An I ranned off holdin my portol gun in one hand an holding nothing in my other hand because it was empty. (Doesn't a portal gun take like, two hands) My hare was streaming behind me (Awe, she has a pet bunny How adorable) an all the robots were saying how pretty an hot I was so I yelled at them too an said a lot of cusses so they stopped yellin at me. "Why cant I jus be a normal girl going to high school an have a boyfriend that isn't space lost!"

(Oh, that reminds me. Time, to use the Mary Sue Checklist. Let's see, Bad Grammer: Check. Complaining about how she wished she was normal? Check.)

I cried an hugged the place were the baby was going to be was.

There was a strange noise coming from the necks room and I looked in a saw…. Glados was cutting herself! (GLaDOS doesn't have arms. How does she do that)"CHELL IM SOOOOOO SORRY I NEVER TOLD YOU YOR SISTER'S NAME IS REALLY MARISSA ROBERTS AN SHE HAVE SPESHUL POWERS AN CAN SAVE THE WORLD IF SHE BELEEVES!" Then robot blood started goin everwhere (Does that mean oil?) and I realized that….. Glados had sewisided!111!1!

THAT WAS A HOLE LOT OF TWISTS, (It was a hole lot of crap) IF I GET SOME GOOD REVIEWS ILL MAKE MORE CHAPTERS MAYBE WHEETLY WILL COME BACK AN IS GLADOS REALLY SEWISEDED? FIND OUT NECKS TIME!

(Well that was incredibly stupid. I could literally feel my brain cells dying. I think with every sentence my IQ went down. Oh well.)