"Living With the Avengers don'ts" by K.T.
When Living with the Avengers narrated by Tessa Stark Tony's adopted daughter
1. don't sing this song in front of Loki
Criminal by Britney Spears I sang that and I didn't even know he was in the room when I finally saw him his mouth was opening and closing like he couldn't form any words. Week later he still isn't comfortable around me any more.
2. don't tell Steve this
don't stare at Steve for more then a minute and then say " Lets have sex" he went 15 shades of red then ran out of the room
3. Don't let Thor near the Toaster
I walked in on Thor trying to use the toaster he couldn't get it so I put the pop-tarts in it and flipped the Toaster on is side " that's how you do it" then a minute went by and the toaster went off and said Pop tarts hit Thor in his man hood making him fall to the ground screaming " FATHER WHY?" I laughed so hard
4. No more Truth or dare with Tony
I dared him to go nude and run down the halls of shield I didn't know he's actually do it. I really didn't even know Loki would be there and Tony ran right into him. Lets just say when Loki got back to the tower he gave me a murderous Glare that reminded me ( if looks could kill) lets just say I'd be dead 3 times over
5. don't say the following to Clint
" I bet it's your fault Fury has to where an eye patch"
"You need to eat more carrots, your eye sights terrible"
" Hello, Katniss!"
" Nat and Clint sitting in a tree K-I-S-" I didn't get to finish because a arrow flew by my head
Lets just say I'm currently target practice for the next month
6. Nick Names are banned
Thor- Princess ( he threw his hammer at me)
Loki- Frosty the snowman- I Then showed him the Movie and he froze my feet to the ground
Tony- tin can- ( grounded)
Clint- Katniss- Arrow zoomed by
Natasha- To scared to be given one
Fury- Mad eye- he totally likes it
Steve- Lover boy- he just blushes
Bruce- Uncle Green- turned green I ran screaming like hell
7. Steve dose not get to use the oven
He set fire to Avengers Tower nuff said
8. don't show Loki Call me maybe
After song I proceeded to give him my cell phone number. Random people call me now.
9. Following Movie is banned
Child's play the whole series
Thor and I scared. Loki went out and bought the doll. The following night I found it trying to posses Thor
" THOR WAKE UP!"
" Who the Fuck are you" (Chucky)
" What-AHHHHHHHH" Thor screamed like a little girl then proceeded to beat Chucky's head in with his hammer
Damn you Loki!
10. Loki's not allowed any where near my back pack
I went to school and went to get my report out and pulled out a snake I screamed and Loki all of a sudden appeared smirking. ( I then thru the snake at him)
" Meany!"
" Loki'd" (Whole Class)
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