"I thwear to god, if you push me down thith hill I will drag you down with me."
"Oh no, whatever shall I do?"
You scowl at her and glare over the frames of your glasses at her. She has that damn little smirk on her face that you know she knows it bothers you. Her perfect everything just makes you upset because it reminds you that she could never like anyone as unperfect and fucked up as you. You scoff at her and go back to scribbling out ideas for codes on your tablet.
She gives you another nudge with her foot and you ignore her as you try to focus.
Could you make a code to blow up someone's computer? Holy fuck, that would be hilarious. What if you blew up Zahhak's computer? Fuck, he's kill you, but it would be totally worth it. Dave would probably kill you too, then again he probably wouldn't, just to be ironic. Ed would sue your ass and Karkat wouldn't talk to you ever again. Fuck, who could you test it on?
Dirk might be a good try, he would just end up building a better computer and reverse the coded virus, though. Your budget wouldn't allow it unless you sucked up to someone…
"You know, if you asked Roxy she might be willing to lend you a computer to experiment on."
"I thought thee liked her computer?"
"It's last year's model. She has an HP and a Mac, good luck with that one, though."
"I got it, I got it… What are you doing? Thtop. Rothe, don't you fuckin-"
You make a loud noise as she bodily throws your scrawny body down the hill. You grab her hand instantly and yank her down with you.
You both rolled down the hill messily, coming to a stop at the bottom. She ended up trapped under your limbs and your scrawny body. You pulled away from her, just kind of over top of her as she covered her face with one hand and laughed breathlessly. God, she looked so beautiful with her hair tousled and full of grass, she had flower petal on her lip and you just kept staring at her, kind of hanging over him.
Your mind is screaming at you to stop, but you've been put on autopilot as you lean in closer to her. You want to kiss her so bad, you want to be loved by this gorgeous girl.
Her arms wrap around your neck and she pulls you close, pulling you into a breath-taking kiss.
All you need to do is kiss her back and hope her big sister doesn't kick your pasty ass into the next timezone.