Siege of Falador
One harsh night a blizzard swept through runescape. The guards were freezing but kept a lookout for any threats. What they saw was strange, very strange, but they saw it none the less. This is what happened after their spotting.
"What is that? Is that a penguin?"
The second guard peered out the north entrance. "Yup, sure is…..wait WTF!?"
"Do do da la de dum day." The penguin approaches the guards in a black cloak and pulls out a scythe.
"It's hostile! Defend Falador!"
"Keel them all!"
The penguin jumped up and swung his scythe beheading 1 guard .It then parried a strike by the second guard. 5 more guards joined the fray and the penguin owned 3 more of the guards before he fell dead in the snow.
"Whew! That was one tough penguin!"
The guards reported this strange sighting and heard clinging and clanging of weapons outside. The white knights poured out of the castle to see the commotion. There were about 25 penguin knights and 10 penguin spearmen stood fighting guards. The knights began fighting penguins all over Falador. A Few players were mixed in this battle too.
Soon 5 lvl115 penguin reapers arrived along with 120 lvl35 penguin knights and 80 lvl25 penguin spearmen arrived at the north entrance.
The guards fought bravely but fell 1 after another. 50 Varrock guards entered the south entrance and began fighting the penguins near the white knight castle bridge. While Dagan, a lvl115 fought with a dragon battle axe on the bridge along with the white knights holding off the penguins.
"We have to keep them out of the castle or they'll murder all of Falador's citizens!"
Dagan rushed a reaper and they each parried and dodged each others attacks until Dagan's axe shattered the reaper's scythe. He then picked up the penguin and dropped it off the bridge.
An archer shot an arrow and finished off another penguin reaper south of the bridge.
The penguins were defiantly winning even though 2 of the 5 reapers were dead.
Even the gardeners were fighting (yet dying like all the rest) but they injured a penguin reaper badly.
Then that reaper was confronted with a white knight and felled.
The only warriors left were on the bridge. Dagan rushed into the penguin horde and slew another penguin reaper along with 17 other penguins. He then broke through the south entrance and ran south west.
The warriors were about to fall when 50 barbarians along with the Great barbarian nomad Dagan came rushing in and killed off the last of the penguins…or so they thought.