Well hello there children ;) MWAHAHAHA!
So this isn't my first time writing stories but I'm not the best writer so yeah
Warning: Pure crack, I believe there's no pairings, mostly for shots and giggles. ENJOY :D
Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn
DementedCoffee: What up children?
Fran: Ne crazy person where am I?
DementedCoffee: Nowhere and everywhere.
Fran: Are you copying the concept of mist "creating something from nothing and nothing of anything."
DementedCoffee: Naw, I'm just saying how we're no where in particular but I can get us to be anywhere...EXAMPLE TIME!
*DEMENTEDCOFFEE AND FRAN SUDDENLY FIND THEMSELVES IN TSUNA'S OLD ROOM*
DementedCoffee: Ah the power of the pen...ermmm computer...Oh yeah in case anyone's confused Fran's her because I decided to "kidnap" Fran for a while. (Read: Bel knocked Fran out and gave him to me cause "the froggy was being annoying.")
Fran: Ne crazy person there's no one here
DementedCoffee: Does it look like I care Fran?
Fran: Yes
DementedCoffee: ...you know what let's get this over with before I either punch Fran or cry
*BACK TO THE PREVIOUS LOCATION*
Fran: Stop that crazy person
DementedCoffee: Tell me Fran how old are you?
Fran: Shouldn't you know that?
DementedCoffee: Answer the question child
Fran: I'm not a child, I'm a top magician
DementedCoffee: I call everyone child
Fran: And here I thought I was special. I'm hurt crazy person.
DementedCoffee: Fine tell me why you insist on calling me crazy person we just met
Fran: You kidnapped me
DementedCoffee: Oi Bel willingly gave you to me. Plus your a top magician you can get out of here if you wanted to so badly
Fran: *shrugs*
DementedCoffee: My point proven...ANWAYS Fran seriously though answer this next question. It's a fun question~
Fran: Help. Help. A crazy person is going to molest me
DementedCoffee: Child I couldn't touch unless you wanted me to. Hello, you're a "top magician" and I just write. You could kill me if you anted since our mafia.
Fran: Nice to know you acknowledge my top magician-ess
DementedCoffee: *mutters I think I just created a monster
Fran: Ne crazy person your talking to yourself again. I think you should get checked for that.
Demented: ENOUGH!Seriously tell me Fran...why do you call Levi a hentai?
Fran: Because he's a pervert with a mustache growing from his nose.
DementedCoffee: Ummm...EWWWW!
Fran: Levi-hentai will always be a hentai that jerks off to anyone...especially Boss.
DementedCoffee: Yo Fran tone it down will you? I'm trying to keep this rated T for the audience
Fran: Crazy person what are you talking about?
DementedCoffee: *ignores Fran's question* So...that's it?
Fran: What else do you want?
DementedCoffee: I don't know...a memory...a sudden flashback...
Fran:...
DementedCoffee: If a had a trapdoor I would push you down it and trap you until you give me an answer.
Fran: No thanks
DementedCoffee: *takes out random wand* Oh well then I'll use this wand I..."borrowed."
~A MOUNTAIN, SOME TREES, AND ONE RIVER LATER~
Fran: Crazy person how do you know where I used to live?
DementedCoffee: I didn't know. But thank you for that tibit of info *smirks*
Fran: Crazy stalker
DementedCoffee: Child ain't nobody got time for dat. *looks around* Hmmmm...this is supposed to be your first time meeting Varia so...hold up!
*run past trees to river*
Fran: Hey that's me *points to a child Fran*
DementedCoffee: Wow it actually worked *coughs* I mean... hey Varia and Kokuyo
Fran: This is creepy
DementedCoffee: Shush! I wanna see *stuffs random cookie into Fran's mouth*
With Kid Fran, Varia, and Kokuyo Gang
Kid Fran: Ummm. What should I do?
Bel: An apple head now...
Squalo: So he's worn hats since he was a child, eh?
Ken: He's an idiot byon.
Mukuro: An idiot kid.
M.M: Isn't he too stupid?
Kid Fran: *jumps into river without a care* First, gently, drift away.
But you know the last time I drifted, I drifted all the way out to the ocean and no one noticed.
Lussuria: He always plays alone?
Levi: As if I'd know.
Kid Fran: Hrm.. I sense people
DementedCoffee: You sure took your sweet old time didn't you Fran
Fran: You're one to talk
DementedCoffee: Touche
Bel: Ushishisi caught the child Fran
Mukuro: Kufufu
Kid Fran: *rubs eyes* Not good. I'm seeing fairies.
DementedCoffee: PPffft Fran I cannot with you
Kid Fran: Onbu rakokko, donbura kokko. Fairies go away.
DementedCoffee:...how are you a top magician.
Fran: Crazy stalker you're hurting my feelings
Bel: What is that idiot doing?!
Squalo: A hex?!
Lussuria: Doesn't he know who we are?
Mukuro: Kufufu you Varia have hidden your presence too much.
*calls out*
Mukuro: Fran, it's me! Your master right?
Kid Fran: Eh...Uwa... That three me for a loop. I'm surprised...
Mukuro: Kufufufu.
Kid Fran: ...that on this mountain there would be pineapple fairies.
DementedCoffee: Oh snap *rolls on the floor* pineapple fairy!
Fran: Crazy stalker your scaring me.
M.M: That's the number one thing you shouldn't say!
Bel: Ushishi
Squalo: Who's the one without a presence again, Rokudo Mukuro?
Kid Fran: Ah, now that I look closer, I recognize the long haired one or rather I know everyone with him. You're all a team.
Bel: Ding ding~
Squalo: He finally noticed eh?
Kid Fran: You guys are tooth decay fungi
DementedCoffee: Hey Fran was there ever a time you wanted to be a dentist?
Fran: No.
DementedCoffee: Then...you know what never mind
Bel: Why you!
Squalo: We're not fairies or tooth decay fungi!
Kid Fran: Onbu kokko, donbura kokko. Go away, go away.
*Mukuro in the background being held by Chikusa*
Chikusa: Mukuro-sama, it would be best if you calmed down...or you'll kill what we came for.
Mukuro: Let me go Chikusa. I'm still young
Bel: *takes out knives* I'll kill him!
Squalo: Wait Bel!
Bel: I'll juice you *throws knives*
Kid Fran: Wah! *Uses apple hat as shield*
*knives disappear and apple hat turns out to be an illusion*
Squalo: The hat is an illusion.
Mukuro: If that's the case...
Kid Fran: Help me! A tooth decay fungus that forgot to cut its bangs and a bad-looking man threw some original looking knives at me!
Bel: Bastard.
Ken: Wait, byon, Fran.
Kid Fran: Wah!
Ken: I understand you're feeling panicked, but we're your allies, byon
Kid Fran: Only an idiot would say things like "byon" with a smiley face! That has to be an idiot fairy! I'll catch his stupidity if he catches me!
DementedCoffee: Buuurn
Levi: *pops out from nowhere* The game stops here...don't run away Fran *tries to be scary*
Kid Fran: *runs past Levi* This tooth decay fungus isn't the least bit scary, I wonder why. Going on through.
Levi: Wha?! Ignored?!
DementedCoffee: That face was more creepy than scary...like pedo creepy
Fran: Exactly.
DementedCoffee: Eh whatever I wanna see this to the end!
Squalo: VIOOO!
*Squalo points his sword towards Fran's neck. Mukuro points his trident as well*
Squalo: Do you really want to die that much?!
Mukuro: Just give up.
Kid Fran: Not good. Unless I can calm the fairies they'll kill me... *points to Squalo* That hair defies common sense. There is no human that would have confidence with hair like that. *looka at Chikusa* Glasses Fairy-san your skin is incredible it's like an eraser *looks at Mukuro* Pineapple Fairy-san you just got here now but it smells like pine. Ahh, it smells! It really smells!
*Cue thunder and lightning*
Squalo: *thinks for a minute* Hey! Listen for a minute Fran. Do you remember getting hit on the the head recently?
Kid Fran: According to Grandma, it seems like I was hit in the head with a cube of cheese. I lost my memories, so I can't remember it.
DementedCoffee: HOLD UP! WAS THE CHEESE SAVED?
Fran: That's what you're worried about?
DementedCoffee: What? My mama told me never to waste food. Plus I love cheese. Except American cheese. That's just disgusting.
Fran: You're so nice crazy stalker.
Squalo: Hmph! I knew it!
Mukuro: In other words, he lost all his memories of the future.
~awkward silence~
Squalo: Rokudo Mukuro, I have something to say to you...
Mukuro: As do I to you Superbi Squalo.
DementedCoffee: For a convict Mukuro has really good grammar...okay I'll be quiet now.
Fran: Are you sure?
DemetendCoffee: *sticks out tongue*
Fran: Ew cray stalker. Now I'm scarred.
Squalo & Mukuro: You can have Fran.
Squalo: Originally, he was your disciple in the future! You raise him and let us rent him out when we need him!
Mukuro: I'm also busy! Varia, it's better to raise him at your facility. That kid needs to be cured of his stupidity, so you take custody.
DementedCoffee: I can feel dah love~
Mukuro: Well for right now, Levi, take him.
Levi: I don't need him!
Mukuro: I'll even send a mid-summer gift starting next year.
Levi: I'm fine.
M.M: That's why I said we didn't need Fran.
Levi: *looks at M.M* She's kind of pretty
M.M: *raises eyebrow*
Levi: This irritable girl...I'm interested *blushes*
DementedCoffee: EWWWW LEVI WHAT THE HELL! SHE'S LIKE 14 OR 15. GROSS! PEDOPHILE! CREEP!
Fran: Crazy stalker now you see why Levi-hentai is a hentai.
DementedCoffee: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH WITH THIS MEMORY!
~BACK TO ORIGINAL LOCATION~
DementedCoffee: Levi is perverted...pedophile...KEEP THE CHILDREN AWAY FROM HIM!
Fran: Oi crazy stalker there should be a hospital nearby.
DementedCoffee: *shivers* You know what peace out children I need to go scream in a cubbie corner so laters
Fran: Crazy stalker take me home
~Fin~
Done!
Oh yeah that whole memory with Kid Fran, Varia, and Kokuyo Gang is actually in the manga like a bit after the Shimon Arc. I was rereading and came across that chapter and here this fic was born!
Yep I'mma scream now so bye bye~
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