AN: Hey there all readers I have few things to say. English is not my first or second language and although I study it at Uni my written English is still far from desired. Although I have few fics in progress, which I should be working on, but in my defense I have been attacked by a rabid plot bunny and didn't let go till I put it on a paper. I have first two chapters written and I am working on the third. This fic will have roughly around ten chapters.

It has been ages since I have watched Buffy and it was in Czech dub so there might be a lot of errors in the names spelling etc…

This will be a heavy AU for season Four: featuring Non-witch Willow, Angel is dead, Xander who left scoobies, Faith who didn't break bad and was more than less adopted by both Summers plus more Jerk Gilles. Pairings: Willow/OZ Buffy/Tara Faith/?

Cheers from Noir Detective

And now the whole story was cleaned by my awesome beta CECILE. Thank you for your work my friend.

Disclaimer: Not mine not by a longshot

Prologue

The clown slowly wove his way towards the First National Bank of California in Sunnydale. He stopped across the street and looked at the bank; seemingly in deep thought and observing people enter.

He was a short and slightly overweight fellow, dressed in a bright red slightly oversized suit, over a purple vest and tie. His oversized white shoes shone in the morning light. Atop his bright green mop of curly hair, sat a bright blue cylinder with red bow. His face was covered in a thick layer of white make-up, effectively hiding his true face and creating an illusion of a smile. Underneath, his expression was as cold as the wind from Siberia. Within his gloved hand nestled long strings attached to a dozen colorful balloon afloat above him.

He continued to calmly observe as a guard came out of the bank. He smiled brightly giving the guard a cheerful wave. The guard waved back and started to raise the bank's flag. Once done, the guard returned inside.

The clown muttered to himself. "Time for work."