Five hundred dollars
A stupid short story written by oh shit oh shit oh (SPLAT) for the soul propose of killing time
As Link walked through the train station he noticed a group of people gathering around a telegraph pole. The hell? He thought he walked up to the pole to see what was going on and what he saw made him take a step back. It was a poster and on it was,
Wanted
Link (last name unknown)
$500
Murder, armed robbery,
assault with a deadly weapon, arson,
and kidnaping.
And to top the whole thing off was a drawing of him, only it wasn't the Link he knew himself as. The picture was of an angry Link. At that moment he heard the click of a gun. "Link you're coming with me." The voice said, it was a female's voice and a voice he recognized. "So Aran," he said. "you'd hunt down a friend for five hundred… What do they call them in this country?" "Dollars, and that's a lot of money," She said pulling his sward out of his sheath. "I can't believe you still have this old thing," she said throwing it on the ground. Link heard the train whistle and a few seconds later the train was stopped at the station. Link saw his chance, he jabbed his elbow into Samus's stomach as hard as he could. As she bent down in a moment of pain the gun discharged into Links side. "Goddess shit!" he shouted in pain. He wasted no time. He grabbed a gun out of a bystander's holster, threw himself into the driver's compartment of the train and pointed the colt peacemaker at the engineer. "get this thing moving!" he shouted. The engineer franticly released the brake and threw the throttle lever as far as it wound go. The train chugged to life with such force that Link nearly fell over. "No no no!" Samus shouted as the train left the station. "Latter bitch!" Link shouted as the train gained speed. Samus grabbed hold of the last car as it passed by and climbed on top. She ran and jumped from one car to another until she reached the coil car just behind the engine. She jumped and landed in the coil and sprung to her feet. "Stop this train!" she shouted. "Keep it going!" Link shouted looking at the engineer. In this moment Samus grabbed the gun, pulled it from Link's hand and struck Link with the handle of hers sending him to the floor. "Stop this train!" she said. The engineer pulled the throttle back and put on the brake. The train slowed and stopped. "You know, jails are overcrowded," she said pulling the hammer back. "Just tell Zelda I love her," he said. Samus pulled the trigger and blasted a clean hole between Link's eyes. She then reached down and picked up Link's now blood and brains soaked hat. "five hundred dollars."
The end
Hey if you liked that or if you didn't I don't really care then check out The Red Candle part 1 chapters 1-17 at
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