The Adventures of Fenir Greyback
I and my brother thought of this randomly, though I must give the credit to him, Joefish11 thought of the idea, I only typed
Cast of Characters
FENIR GREYBACK- DOI!!!
THE GIANT 'SQUIB' (I'M A SQUID!!! D! D! D!)
DELORIS UMBRIDGE AKA THE TOAD
THE GOLDEN TRIO (OVIOUSLY)
GINNY WEASLEY (…)
LOONEY
LOVEGOOD (LUNA)
NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM (I"LL JOIN YOU WHEN HELL
FREEZES OVER!)
GRAWP- ROAR!!
HAGGER- ISN'T IT CUTE!
Caution contains DH spoilers
Chapter1: IQ TESTS
Educational degree #478 (Dam there's a lot of these)
All Squibs, mudbloods, Blood traitors please report to the ministry for questioning
Please take a shower as we do not want 'filthy' mudbloods in our pureblood halls
(Short interlude later)
At the Ministry
The golden Trio has entered the ministry as all except Harry fit under that category mentioned earlier.
Ron: Wait, Harry why are you here?
Harry: I'm an Undesirable #1
Hermione: Oh, but what about all those fangirls who desire you?
Harry: I locked them up in a closet, all except Ginny and you.
Ron: WHAT!!! Hermione! I thought you loved me, we were going to have two kids called Hugo and Rose!
Hermione: What? Those are stupid names.
(Fenir Greyback randomly walks up to Hermione)
Fenir: OOOOOHHH!!! I'm a Psychotic werewolf! I'm going to bite you! OOOHHH!!!!
Harry: What were you saying about Oliver Wood?
Fenir: Wha?
Ron: Ya you said he played for the Psychotic bunnies, Fenir.
Fenir: What? He plays for Puddiham United
Hermione: Why is Fenir here anyway?
Fenir: Fine I'll leave, (Faints)
Hemrione: Not exactly what I had in mind
Harry: Souldn't we countine on to the questioning?
Ron: Sure whatever
(In the Department of Ministry)
Ron: Bloody Hell!
Harry: Shit there's a lot of Mudbloods
Hemrione: Hey!
Harry: did you hear something?
Ron: Just the sound of an unfaithful girlfriend
(In the Questioning Room)
Umbridge: You know why you are here.
Ron: Acually no we don't
Umbridge: You are are because I am going to ask youa series of random IQ tests, accually random questions but that's besides the point
Harry: Okayyyyyyy
Umbridge: First Question: What is your favourite colour?
Ron: WTF?
Hermione: Purple
Harry: Why do you what to know this?
Umbridge: Question 2: Have you ever convinced the Half-breed Hagrid, that Pokemon cards are real?
Ron: What are those? Wait, Yes! I have no ideas what they are but YES!
Hermione: Never, that would be mean
Ron: I you where supposed to be our friend!
Harry: How many times are we talking, because I have a photo album of those fun memories
Fenir: I'm a Psychotic werewolf, fear my rabies!
Umbridge:
Third question: Who where you supporting in the FIFA under20?
Ron:
IRELAND!!!!
Hermione: I'm not a football fan but England
Harry: Hawaii! ALOHA!!!!!
Fenir: Into the to Wolf cave! (Batman music) Wolfman!
(Later)
Umbridge: I have your IQ tests back!
Umbridge: Ronald Weasley, because of your oblivious nature towards muggles, your IQ is 4,693,268
Ron: YA!!!
Umbridge: Hermione Granger, since you are absolutely no fun at all and are a huge party-pooper your IQ is 7
Hermione: WTF?? (Faints)
Umbridge: Harry Potter you IQ is a regular IQ: 104
Harry: cool
Umbridge: Fenir, you weren't supposed to be here but your IQ is infinite
Fenir: Today's episode is sponsored by Gringotts, Apparently it's Gringott-licous
