Hey guys, MC here to review Face the Strange. Spades may show up here and there but this is just my own review. My counterattack to her Starkits Prophecy and Hidden Prophecies I guess.

This story the author says is a Naruto-Harry Potter crossover but since it's such a mesh of crossovers, I'm just going to put it in the Harry Potter location.

Beware majorly messed up crossovers. No fandom is safe. None.

Anyways lets go!

Dally was riding the Hogwarts Express to Hogwarts with her best friend Edwart Cullen. She had just found out she was a witch and a vampire with Edward and now they were going to school to train to be better.

And here we have our first problem. Dally is a Vampire-Witch. Over used shit. But she's best friends with Edward Cullen, who is able to go to Hogwarts apparently. When (If I remember right, I haven't really watched or read much Harry Potter) they have rules about letting in non-wizards. Remus wasn't supposed to be allowed to teach. But Dumbledore likes to bend the rules for people he likes.

He's such a bastard.

"Edward do you miss Bella?" I asked

"Grr I don't want to talk about Bella" Edward said

Are you still married?

"Oh are you guys fighting?" I asked.

"She is just being a cunt!" he yelled "She thinks I like you… um I mean…"

So, worried that your boyfriend is falling in love with another girl, and said boyfriend going to school with said girl even though he's not supposed to be allowed in means she's a cunt?

"Why would she say that?" Dally asked.

"Um well uh"

Because Edward likes Dally.

KNOCK KNOCK! Suddenly there was a sound at the door of the trolly

"I am going around with candy would you like to buy someone?" came the voice from the door.

Hmm, I didn't know you could buy people on that train. Is that how Hogwarts gets so much money because I never see them doing any bake sales.

"YES COME IN" yelled Edward, he wanted a distraction.

Inside voices, Eddy, inside voices.

The door slid open and in came a boy with big spiky black hair and black clothes and he had his arm wrapped up.

"My name is Hiei" he said,

Not you! You were my favorite character in that show I don't even remember anymore.

...

What?! I watched it like in elementary school I don't even remember the other characters names.

"I am selling these candies to pay for my trip to Hogwarts…" he showed them the tray and there were Burties Botts and Candy Frogs with cards on them.

Um, Hiei, I don't know what they told you but the train trip is free.

Edward noticed that Dally was staring at Hiei and growled "We aren't interested go away."

"Oh okay" Hiei said "WAIT"

"I need to kill you all before I go!"

"I am would like to buy some Buties Botts!" said Dally enthusiastically and smiling. She reached for some and touched hands with Hiei… Edwad grred.

Wow, jealous much Eddy? No wonder Bella thinks you're in love with her.

"Oh um well… that will be… okay well it is free for you!" Hiei said he was flustered because he touched hands with Dally. He thought she was very cute.

So much for working for the money you don't need.

"THANK YOU!" said Dally.

Hiei left and Dally began to ate the beans.

"So do you like that guy?" Edward asked.

"Yes, yes I do. He gave me free stuff."

"Of course, he gave me free food! He is very nice" Dally said happy.

Suddenly they arrived at Hogwarts and uncame from the train.

Uncame? That isn't a word.

They were greeted by a big wizard with a long white bear and a pointy hat and he said, "Come students, follow me to the great hall and we will eat and get you sorted!"

Dally and Edward got into a boat and went into the Great Hall with Dumbeldore. They sat down at a table coincidentally right next to there friend from the ship Hiei! Dally was also sitting next to a black and red hedgehog.

Oh. You did NOT bring Shadow into this! No fandom is safe guys, no fandom is safe.

"My name is Shadow" said the hedgehog.

Edward began to grr again. "Why are you all talking to Dally he said?

"Why is Dally talking to a hedgehog? Why is a hedgehog in HOGWARTS?"

"Calm down…" said Dally "He is my best friend, he gets a little territorial sometimes."

I wouldn't consider that a little territorial. Spade's getting a little upset when I can't hang out with her because I had plans with other sort-of-friends is territorial. Edward screaming at ever guy she talks to is possessiveness.

"Oh okay" said Shadow.

"Aight!" said Dumbledore "I will now sort you into the hat"

You all get placed inside a hat. Have fun.

One by on each of the students (and hedgemice because there are some sonic characters) came up to the sorting hat. It told poems for the houses: there is Gryffindor, Huffelpuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin.

"Edward Cullen….." said the hat, "SLYTHERING!"

So, Slytherin created a sub house called Slythering? Okay.

Edward put on a silver and green scarf and sat down a table at the end. He winked at Delly as if to say "Come to my house"

"Shadow…. SLYTHERIN!"

Shadow put on a silver and green scarf and sat down next to Edward. "Gee I hope she gets Slytherin" thought Shadow.

"Hiei….. SLYTHERIN!"

Hiei put on a silver and green scarf and sat down next to Shadow and Edward. He could not stop grazing at Dally…

Yep, so far three guys love her. Wonder what house Dally gets put into.

Now it was Dally's turn. "DALLY" called the hat. She was beckoned and so went up. The boys did a drumroll with their feet.

"RAVENCLAW!"

You broke the pattern, Dally.

Dally's face fell off.. she could not believe it! The boys looked so disappointed. She sadly put on he black and blue scarf and sat at a table with a group of strangers…

Hey, Ravenclaws are smart.

Lucky she found her friends Charla, Annie and Meagan at her table! "Hey guys I didn't know you were witches!"

"Yes we are we just found out this summer" said Meagan. "I cant believe we are in the same house!"

Uh, you don't just find out your a witch, your born one. You get your letter from Hogwarts when your twelve. That brings me to a new question, the Hell did Dally and her friends get theirs when they're like 17? (I'm assuming that because Edward is probably 17)

So there was good news after all. They began to head back to there home rooms when Hiei stopped Dally in the hall.

"Listen Dally I want to tell you something" said Hiei "I like you."

"I like you too Hieie" she said softly.

Anyone surprised that the Mary Sue has a boyfriend in less than one day of meeting him? Anyone? No? Didn't think so.

Then he kissed her and their lips met, like fire.

"Ok ok that's enough" said a voice. It was Proffessor Umbrudge the defense against dark arts teacher, "Go to your rooms"

And go to your houses.

"I'll see you tomorrow" said Hiei and kissed her again

"I SAID ENOUGH GOD DAMMIT" shouted the Proffessor

Listen to the professor you idiots!

"Bye!" said Dally

They left and from the darkness two eyes watched. IT was Edward he was mad…

And jealous despite having a girlfriend who would do anything for him. And I mean anything. Bella would probably become a serial killer if Ed asked her to.