You are an idiot, do you know that? R
You don't have to sign your name; I know it's from you!
Whatever, you know you need to keep your big mouth shut or you're going to get into trouble!
I can't help it, she's a witch!
You can't say that about people, it's mean.
She is though! Have you seen that mole? It's sick!
That doesn't make her a witch Emma, it just…ok it is huge…
I think it's looking at me!
Ew! Is that a hair?
Try like 10! Oh crap I think she –
Dear Mr & Mrs Blanchard,
I am writing to inform you that your daughter, Emma, will be partaking in afterschool detentions with me until she realises that her note taking ability would be put too much better use in class rather than conversation.
I do hope to see you both again soon and once again would like to thank you for the muffin basket you had Emma bring in last week, it was much appreciated.
Kind Regards,
Evelyn Tremaine
How long? R
A whole month! A whole 4 weeks for a couple of stupid notes!
…you did call her a witch…
So did you!
Yes, but I'm clever enough not to get cau-
Dear Mr & Mrs Mills,
I am writing to inform you that your daughter, Regina, will be partaking in afterschool detentions with me until she realises that her note taking ability would be put too much better use in class rather than conversation.
I do hope to see you at the next PA meeting and look forward to your input in regards to the end of term dance.
Kind Regards
Evelyn Tremaine
Haha! Who's stupid now?
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Oh, come on Regina!
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Regina?!
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Fine, be like that. See if I care!
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Reginaaaa? :(
You are cordially invited to attend a dinner party held at the Mills Manor
thrown by Miss Regina Mills in celebration of her 14th birthday and ascent into becoming a fine young woman, she truly hopes you can attend and looks forward to your reply.
…fine young woman?
Don't even start! My Mom wrote those out, I'm lucky she's letting me have a birthday after what's happened!
Oh come on, so you got a couple of detentions, so what!
You don't know my Mother, Em. She can be really scary when she wants to be.
Well don't worry; I'll be there to protect you :)
Oh, how chivalrous…
Yep, I'll pretend for a second I know what that means…
Idiot.
Dear Mrs Mills,
I cannot apologise enough for the mess my daughter made on your carpet during your daughter's birthday party, she honestly doesn't think before she acts sometimes, something I think she inherited from her father's side. I can promise to reimburse you for the damage done and can only apologise once again.
On another note, she has spoken very highly of your daughter before now and I believe they are quite the close friends, it would be nice to meet for a coffee or lunch with you in order to discuss possible meetings for the pair outside of school,
I hope to hear from you soon.
Yours Sincerely,
Mary Margaret Blanchard
Dear Mrs Blanchard,
There will be no need for reimbursement, I was looking to buy a new carpet anyway and your daughter vomiting on it certainly gives me the push I needed.
I understand completely, my daughter can be quite the imbecile at times without the right hand to guide her, something I pride myself in.
A meeting won't be necessary as I have a phone and a voice I find most adequate for the use of discussing our children, if you would kindly give your daughter the correct phone number in order for Regina to pass it along to me then I will be sure to give you a call sometime during the week.
Kind regards
Cora Mills.
She really cried?
Like a baby! You weren't lying when you said your Mom was scary!
I know, please tell your Mom I'm really sorry! You don't hate me do you?
Why would I hate you?
Well…because my Mom made yours cry?
Yeah but that's her…you're nothing like that, you're my best friend.
Really?
Yep, I've grown attached now, there's no getting rid of me!
Well, I suppose there are worse fates…
Thank you Em, you're my best friend too.
Well duh! Why wouldn't you want someone as awesome as me being your best friend! Nothing new there :D
You're an idiot.
Yeah…your idiot :)