I Was Bored

by The Spiral Warrior

There is no real way to describe this. Its mainly going to be a dump of various ideas I came up with and didn't wanna waste. The first chapter is a song parody for Percy Jackson based on, of all things, Jabberjaw.

p class="MsoNormal"strongA/N: So I got really bored and was surfing through Youtube when I came across an old song from the earlier days of Cartoon Network when they had songs released under the title 'Groovies' about their shows. I found the one for Jabberjaw and next thing I knew I had a text document open and this written. I didn't want to waste it and I don't know where else to put it so... why not here. I know its not that good, mainly because I wrote it rather quickly and its been a while since I read the books, but its the best I could do. I was trying to work on my other story but I hit a brick wall with that. Hopefully this helps. By the way if you want to hear the song just search "Jabberjaw" on Youtube and it should be the first thing to pop up. Sorry about this/strong/p
p class="MsoNormal"Me and my friends get no respect./p
p class="MsoNormal"What does Hercules that we neglect?/p
p class="MsoNormal"We be puttin' all our foes in check,/p
p class="MsoNormal"But me and my friends get no respect./p
p class="MsoNormal"So what?/p
p class="MsoNormal"Who cares?/p
p class="MsoNormal"We're doin' it how we like./p
p class="MsoNormal"I'm singin' into my mic, a special godly powered mic./p
p class="MsoNormal"Who's gonna save the world?/p
p class="MsoNormal"Who's gonna save the day?/p
p class="MsoNormal"From Monsters, Titans with spears and scaly Giants with lizard legs?/p
p class="MsoNormal"Who's gonna save the gods, since they can't help themselves?/p
p class="MsoNormal"Who's gonna chase down Titans and then turn around and run in fear?/p
p class="MsoNormal"You know who I'm talkin' about, he's strong and short on brains and I do not mean Jason Grace, I mean Percy Jackson./p
p class="MsoNormal"He tries to further justice without making waves,/p
p class="MsoNormal"And to save his girlfriend, but his heroic ways,/p
p class="MsoNormal"Get lost between the sediment and water mains,/p
p class="MsoNormal""I don't need help from you, you Seaweed Brain!"/p
p class="MsoNormal"So what?/p
p class="MsoNormal"Who cares?/p
p class="MsoNormal"When an immortal villain plots to send an army of monster clods to eat up for a snack?/p
p class="MsoNormal"Who's gonna save the world?/p
p class="MsoNormal"Who's gonna save the day?/p
p class="MsoNormal"From Monsters, Titans with spears, and scaly Giants with lizard legs?/p
p class="MsoNormal"Who's gonna save the gods, since they can't help themselves?/p
p class="MsoNormal"Who's gonna chase down Titans and then turn around and run in fear?/p
p class="MsoNormal"Who's gonna stand for justice, when bad guys break the ancient laws?/p
p class="MsoNormal"You know who I'm talkin' about, we're Annabeth, Nico and Clarisse and Grover, but if you're catchin' a whiff of fish, it's Percy Jackson!/p