OKAY, THIS IS TOTALLY RANDOM, BUT FUN!!!:) I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT.*SOB* WAAAAHH!!! OKAY, TO THE STORY!!!!!(Superman music)
ALICE POV
I set Twilight down. "OH MY GOD!!!! That was awesome!!!" I exclaimed happily. Jazz walked in. "What is???!!!?!" He said,practically about to explode. Sometimes, your husband being an empath was hi-larious. "Okay, Jazzy, don't pee your pants. I just finished a book called Twilight. Somehow, some author recorded our lives or something and made a book out of it. Ooh,-" I just remembered something AWESOME."The movie's coming out on DVD tomorrow!!! Eeep!" Jazz chuckled. "Well, let me take a look at it. If you're going to watch this movie for the rest of time, I'd better know what I'm getting into." I handed the book to him. "I'll get started on it right now." And that was it. I got my laptop and waited for it to get to my desktop. My wallpaper was a pic of Jazz with little red hearts around it. I clicked on the Internet thing. I checked my mail. I had a new message from Edward. It read:
Alice,
WTF happened w/ Jasper? Lol He almost did a happy dance :D I can hear him in his room reading making weird comments about the book.-shivers- gonna check on Ness byeeeee
Wow, he must like it. I went to some random chat room for Twilight. My screen name was PhychicPixieChick. I signed on. There were 3 other people there. I3EdwardC, Twilight4ever, and Jazz'sGirl. I quickly typed HEY!!! Jazzy is MINE!!!! and clicked SEND. The reply was Who said??!? I typed without thinking now. 'Cause IM THE REAL FREAKIN ALICE CULLEN!!!! Now do you see my point? Silence. Twilight4ever said Holy CRAP OMG really!!??!?!?? Prove it, then. I had a vision of her name. Okay, then, CLAIRE!!!! Hahahaha! I had a vision of what u r gonna type next. Its OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!! Hahaha.... I HAVE WON!!! Oh, crap. What did I just DO!!!!!???????!?!?!???!? I just told that girl our secret. 3 girls, to be exact. And guess what Twilight4ever typed? OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!! Well, I gotta go, tell the rest of the Cullens I said hi. Byeeee!!! TWILIGHT4EVER HAS LOGGED OUT SCREAMING. O..kay...? Jazz'sGirl typed,Bye, Alice. Give Jazz my best. Tell him hi from Danielle. Xxoo JAZZ'SGIRL HAS LOGGED OUT HYPERVENTILATING. I typed, curious. Why haven't u said anything, I3EdwardC? Her reply was Ive got nuttin 2 say. Ive gotta go 2. Tell Edward hi from Gabriella. ;) I3EDWARDC HAS LOGGED OUT DOING NOTHING. I don't think I will be going to that chat room anymore. I decided to check on Jazz. I knocked on his door. "Jazzy, can I come in?" I asked quietly. "Sure." Jazz said. I walked in. I could see he had already finished Twilight. "So... how was it?" I asked, ready to burst. "Well... I don't like it......"
OOH, A CLIFFHANGER!!! THIS STORY IS PURE RANDOMNESS! BYE!