Just a quick one shot to test the waters of expanding from Percy Jackson fan fiction. Yes! This IS a Kane Chronicles story! I'm going to be writing different stories from now on, though I will be writing Percy Jackson stuff just as regularly. Anyway, here goes.

Walt was ticked off. Having two consciences in one body was both irritating and extremely confusing. This morning he'd woken up and put on one red sneaker and one black one. Anubis liked the black but he wanted the red.

At breakfast when he couldn't decide what to eat, Sadie had kissed him and he'd kissed her back lovingly, at least both he and Anubis agreed to do that. It kind of miffed him off that Sadie was so happy with Anubis being a part of him. He'd be dead without Anubis, but still. Sadie liked BOTH of them. Walt had always... Well he'd always hoped that Sadie would start just liking him, though he'd always known Anubis was in the picture too.

"Dude, you're just jealous." Anubis said in his mind.

"Please shut up." Walt thought back, he was in school trying to work on a project, but Anubis didn't care and wasn't being helpful, so it was going to be extremely helpful. Just one of the awful bits about sharing a body with a god.

"What? Me? Shut up? I'm insulted. I could leave you know."

"You wouldn't. You like being this close to Sadie." Walt could tell Anubis was blushing, because he was blushing too now.

"Anyway, the answer to that is_."

"I'm supposed to do it on my own!" Walt

"You're so sensitive."

"Please, please shut up."

"Where's Sadie?"

"In class."

"Right... Can we go see her?"

"No, because I'm in class too."

"But this is boring. We could leave."

"I'd get in trouble."

"So?"

"You wouldn't understand Anubis."

Zia had problems too. Like how Ra, who didn't technically need her but sometimes popped into her brain now and then, liked to discourage shopping and always made annoying comments when she had to go into the lady's room.

Carter, fortunately, mostly understood.

"I've shared a brain with a god before Zia. Just tell him to bug off."

"Yeah, okay." Zia sighed, and smiled at Carter.

"You're okay right?" He asked worriedly.

"Yes Carter, just stressed." Carter kissed her gently.

"Don't be stressed."

"Yes sir." She mock saluted, and disappeared into the lady's room, Ra already starting to complain.

Yes, this is completely stupid. So kill me, flame me, do whatever you please. But I can flame you too.