How The Doctor Saved Whoville: A Christmas Parody
The Doctor, nor any other Doctor Who characters that might pop up, do not belong to me! This is my first attempt to write and upload a fanfiction so helpful criticism or hints would be nice :)
Every Whovian down in Whoville Liked The Doctor a lot…
But the Wholigans, who lived just north of Whoville, Did NOT!
The Wholigans hated The Doctor! The whole Doctor Who season!
Now please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that they wouldn't give him a try,
It could be that their noses were stuck up to high.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that their egos were way too tall.
Whatever the reason, their noses or no-tries,
The Wholigans stood there, hating all bow ties.
Staring down from their caves, with their wicked ugly hairs
At all the warm lighted windows of the Whovians lairs
For they knew every Whovian down in Whoville beneath,
Were busy now, hanging a tardis blue wreath.
"And their grabbing their fezzes" they said with a sneer
"Tomorrow The Doctor is coming! He's practically here!"
Then they growled with their fingers nervously drumming
"We must find some way to keep The Doctor from coming!"
For tomorrow they knew, all the Whovian girls and boys
Would wake up early, waiting for that noise
And then! Oh that noise! Oh that noise!
The swoosh of the Tardis!
How the Wholigans hated that noise!
Then the Whovians, young and classic, would dance.
And they'd dance! And they'd dance! And they'd dance
DANCE DANCE DANCE
They would dance to the theme song
And march to 500 miles all night long
And then they'd do something that the Wholigans liked least of all
Every Whovian down in Whoville the tall and the small
Would pick a companion, with their Sonics blaring
And they would help those in need, and spread more love and caring
They would save whole planets
And help The Doctor out
And spread their Whovian disease
And show the world what their about
The more the Wholigans thought of this fandom
The more they thought "I must stop this whole thing!"
"why, for fifty years iv put up with it now!"
"I must stop The Doctor from coming, but how?!"
Then they got an idea. An awful idea
The Wholigans got a wonderful awful idea!
"I know just what to do!" they laughed in the night
A terrible laugh that would give you a fright.
The Wholigans began building their guns and machines
Laughing at how so simple it seemed
They would go down to Whoville deep in the night
And they would destroy the who city and force them to fight
Now the Wholigans knew of the Whovians rejection to war
And that was what their machine was for
They would turn all the Whovians into bloodthirsty beasts
And when The Doctor came they would begin their feast
They would destroy The Doctor and all of his friends,
And then the Doctor Who fandoms would meet their ends.