One day Tanner was lubing up his buff body, then and Lincoln walked up to him from behind Hello, said Abe, can I help lather you up? Ok, say you have a big dong, said Tanner Then and Lincoln grabbed Tanners bun cheeks and slapped them against each other Oh Abe, give me your Lincoln log, said Tanner Then Abe stuck his mighty dong in Tanner Tanner squealed Daddy yes Tanner then sprayed lube all over their hot and wet bodies Then and Lincoln grabbed Tanners bun cheeks and slapped them against his mighty balls that were solid copper like a penny, Then all of a sudden, Ronald McDonald walked into the pool and saw Abe and Tanner grinding meat, What are you doing Tanner! Said Ronald
I thought what we had was special, I'm pregnant with your baby , his name is Shaun and he has buttered boyholes! Abe Lincoln then pulled out a condom from his pocket and realized HE HAD NO PROTECTION! Oh no, said Abe, I am gonna have a child now!, so then and pulled out his pistol and blasted his brains out by the pool. Then Tanner said, Ronald, I'm sorry, No, said Ronald, this child is not yours now, Then the next day, it was school It was lunchtime, all of the girls and Ronald were preggers and were smoking, while all the boys were watching family guy I wish Ronald McDonald would still grab my butt and blow on its fat Said Tanner, well, said heath, you did slob on Abes knob Then Ronald McDonald walked over and said , Tanner, even though you munched on Abe Lincoln's wood, I still love you because you eat my booty like a kids meal Then everyone started dancing and getting naked
The end
But wait! It's not over! Then Ronald McDonald started screaming,
The baby is coming! Oh jeez, said Tanner, Shaun is coming!
Then they threw Ronald into a ambulance and drove to the hospital
Then Ronald lay in a hospital bed Ok honey, push! Said Tanner
Then Ronald pushed so hard that POP! Suan was born, Look said Ronald, he has your buttered boyholes Tanner looked at suan and suan said, t... t... t... t...Tanner! Say Tanner! Then Shaun said t... t... t ...t...the emoji movie Then Tanner was so mad he threw Shaun out a window and suan landed on Heath's house Oh no, it's raining fetuses again, said Heath Tanner then said, no, he would have ended us all and he could have put crust on me balls But wait, then Tanners stomach started to expand and then POP, Tanner gave birth to a girl who was flat a hell, so he threw it out the window again Then Grover ran in the hospital with a Shrek dvd Why , said Grover , you could have just shown him better class Then Tanner said , why don't I show you some class, and then Grover succed his knob so hard it horned purple and crusty, that is why Tanners dong is small and looks like thanos.
Finally The End