The story you are about to read is not the least bit real. Some names have been changed to protect the ignorant, and the guilty. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Disclaimer: Survey says that I own nothing, and never will. Life is so unfair at times. (Tosses Survey down the garbage disposal)
"Titans we're going on vacation." Robin announced upon entering the living room. Tossing down the brochure for the hotel he had chosen for them "So everyone pack your things cause we're heading out."
"So we have to go to this hotel just cause your wanting a vacation. What about what we want to do." Raven muttered picking up the brochure to take a look at it.
"Doesn't matter the slightest to me, now let's move out!" With that Robin left the room, and the other Teen Titans soon followed to collect their stuff for the trip. After several minutes of furious packing the titans were finally ready to leave. And piled into the T Car and started off, though there was one problem.
"There is no way we're listening to that crap! Heavy Metal is the worst music out there!" Beast Boy yelled at Cyborg from the backseat. Leaning forward past Starfire and Robin, who he was seated between for the readers own good, he reached for the knob and changed the radio station from Heavy Metal to his favorite station. "Now this is the good stuff. Good old fashion comedy." With that he sat back in his seat with a smile, laughing along with the jokes. He was allowed to enjoy his comedy for a couple of hours though.
"I'm tired of listening to those stupid jokes. Honestly I'm most likely getting dumber from just listening to it. I'm putting on something better." Raven unfolded herself from her usual meditation position, and reached over to the radio and tuned it into her favorite station. "Ah that's better." With a contented smile on her face Raven leaned back into her seat and started to enjoy nothing but "Good Charlote". The other titans did their best to ignore it and let Raven have her enjoyment for a couple of hours before Starfire demanded her turn.
"Friends may I know chose the station of music we shall listen to?
"Go ahead Star. We've all had enough of Raven's music." Robin muttered to her across the fast asleep Beast Boy. It was not late in the day, and Raven and Beast Boy had fallen asleep an hour ago.
"Thank you so much friend." With a smile on her face Starfire leaned across her sleeping friends, and tuned into a station that all the other Teen Titans instantly hated. And singing along with it… "I love you…" was as far as she got before the other Titans jumped her, and after a brief struggle Starfire was trussed up like a Christmas Goose, and tossed into the trunk for the remainder of the drive.
"Okay now that the most unpleasant experience is over I shall choose the music we'll listen to for the next hour." Robin stated in his most leaderific voice as he jumped behind the wheel of the T Car, and put in his favorite music CD and started driving and singing along to Puff Ami Yumi's "Teen Titans Theme". "From their tower they can see it all…."
Finally after the long hours of driving they were pulling into the hotels grounds, and beheld the magnificent sight. At least 6 stories tall with bright white walls, a marble platform leading into the hotel, several large pools, hot tubs, and hot springs in sight, various courts for the different sports, and to top it all off a large screen movie theater screen right outside the hotel. The Teen Titans could not help but stare in amazement and awe…at least until Robin accidentally ran the T Car into the car in front of them since he wasn't paying attention to his driving.
"Dat's da last thme yoor driveng Rabin!" Raven yelled at him through her broken nose, which has occurred after she had gone face first into the dash board. Working quickly she healed it back to normal, but was still glaring daggers at Robin while Beast Boy helped an unconscious Starfire out of the trunk, and Cyborg was (GASP!) lamenting over the damage to the T Car and crying.
"Tristan you'd better go tell the front desk that more guests have arrived." A tall lanky blond youth muttered to the guy standing next to him.
"Right. I'll warn him that they seem to be as strange as the last group. Joey you take care of their baggage." With that he hurried off inside.
The inside of the hotel was just as grand as the outside. Upon entering the Titans were just as amazed. Long banisters of finely polished oak lined all the marble staircases and a large granite fireplace was crackling as another member of the staff placed more firewood into it. They were snapped out of their wonder by the sounds of a heated argument that was happening at the front desk.
"What do you mean we have to get 2 rooms! There is no way we're agreeing to that!" A white haired youth, no more than 15 or 16 years old and wearing what appeared to be a bright red kimono. He slammed his hands down hard on the top of the desk with a thundering crack and to his credit the desk manager stood his ground. "I DEMAND ONLY ONE ROOM YOU HEAR ME YOU TWIT!
"Listen buddy I'm sorry, but we can't acomidate you request so…DEAL WITH IT!" saying this last part by yelling at the top of his lungs directly in the face of the white/silvery haired youth. The desk manager also appeared quite young. Look as though he himself was still in his teens if barely. Smoothing back his hair, and adjusting his glasses he once again look perfectly calm and didn't appear the least bit like he had just out yelled someone. "Here are your room keys. You and Kagome are in room 102, and your friends Miroku and Sango are in room 104. Have a pleasant day."
"Come on InuYasha theres nothing more we can do here. So what do you say we check out the girls around the pool?" The other guy, who had to be Miroku, had long black hair tied back in a pony tail and put his arm around InuYasha while his other arm disspeared behind a girl with her long dark hair hanging loose down her back, an annoyed expression appeared on her face, and moving more quickly than thought possibly she had flattened Miroku with a right cross.
"Keep your hands to yourself Monk." With an indignant look on her face she grabbed their room keys and stormed off.
"Dudes this place is strange." Beast Boy stated as they headed up to the front desk.
Cyborg acting quickly grabbed Beast Boy and in a threatening tone "Don't. Touch. Anything."
"Oh come on what makes you think I'd cause us trouble?" He questioned yanking his arm free of Cyborg's grasp.
"Well you were the one who touch Control Freak's remote and zapped us into the tv." Starfire helpful stated as she turned back to face the duo.
"And we can't forget that you're the one who got kidnapped by Soto." Cybrog grinned/grimaced at the green changeling.
"Then there was the time where you lost to that child." Raven muttered as she walked past them.
"How was I suppose to know WildeBeast is really just a child!" Beast Boy yelled at Raven's back in a vain attempt to defend himself. (AN: I'm telling the truth. "Teen Titans Go" April issue of this year shows that WildeBeast is just a child who changes into his fighting form when angered.) (Seshin: Makes Beast Boy seem even more pathetic at fighting)
Robin had by that time tuned out their conversation as he reached the front desk "Hi we're the Teen Titans we called earlier and made a reservation."
"Right. Let's see…Titans….Titans…ah here it is!" With a grin of satisfaction the desk man had pulled out a file folder with "Teen Titans" on the label. "Ah yes your in the suit on the 5th floor."
"Dude why don't you use the computer instead of a file folder? It would make it a whole lot easier." Beast Boy questioned the guy.
"If I put it in file folders it leaves more room on the computer for my games."
"Seems like a waste of another life." Raven muttered darkly as she walked up to the desk to grab her room key, and looked at the guys name tag and surveyed the large collection of books on the other side of the desk "Though if those are all your books…Alex then you may not be a complete loss." With that she turned around and headed up the stairs to the room.
"She's a real bright ray of sunshine isn't she." Alex grumbled as he watched her head upstairs.
"Friend I am sorry if my friend has insulted you. Please let me make you the Pudding of Cheerfulness to make it up to you." With hope in her eyes Starfire quickly headed off for the kitchen without even waiting for his answer.
"Man I feel sorry for you. Last time Starfire made that stuff we were all sick for a month." Cyborg commented as he watched Starfire run through the doors marked kitchen.
"Actually I feel sorry for her. At least I will once Megan finishes with her." Noticing the puzzled look on the Titans faces he quickly explained "She's the head cook and really hates it when other people try to cook in her kitchen. Last person who barged in without her permission ended up getting 24 stitches." This was proved within seconds as loud screeching was heard, and Starfire was seen running out of the kitchen, and as the door swung open and shut it was seen why she was running so quickly.
"Dude there must be nearly a 100 knives embedded in the door." Beast Boy said in amazement.
"Actually there are only 20 knives total in the kitchen."
The Titans quickly headed off to their room except for Robin who went in search of Starfire. Though that was not the end of the guests. As one last large batch arrived by carriage at the hotel.
"Tell me again why we have to follow the Little Missies orders of going on vacation?" Sano muttered to Kenshin behind the large pile of luggage he was carrying "And tell me why they had to come along." He said this last part glaring at the additional members of their large party.
"Because Miss. Karou wanted them to come along, and" lowering his voice to a whisper "their the authors favorite characters so we had to bring them along or suffer the dire consequences." Kenshin glanced nervously at the sky as though expecting a bolt of lightning to come out of the clear sky and strike him down.
"be that as it may its still not fair." Sano muttered darkling shooting one final glare at the one person he hated the most.
"Moron. If you didn't bring us along then you'd no longer be here. Regardless of what the readers wanted." Crushing his cigarette under his foot he hefted up his one piece of luggage and headed into the hotel.
"Don't you like having us around Mr. Sagara? Cause you should be glad that you get to hang out with us." Psycho smily boy stated with his trademark smile on his face as he rushed into the hotel. Leaving the other 3 standing there staring after him.
"Well what are you waiting for. Hurry up and get the luggage inside." Karou yelled at them as she headed inside to the desk to check in after dumping one last piece of luggage in Kenshin's arms. Which try as he might to stay balanced he went crashing face first into the ground and the luggage broke open dumping their contents on the ground.
All Kenshin could say as he surveyed the mess was the usual "Oro. Miss. Karou is not going to like this, that she won't." He quickly started to gather the stuff up, but not quickly enough as a scream of rage was heard inside, and they could hear Karou yelling
"I can't believe you! Pretending to look for our registration info and instead your playing a game!" A large crash and more yelling was heard as Kenshin and Sano rushed inside and surveyed the wreckage. In her fit of rage Karou had drawn he boddeken from a plot hole and had taken a swing at Alex's head and had instead destroyed the front desk, and sent him running with her in hot pursuit.
"Great now who's going to check us in. Saitou and Sojiro have already checked in, and now we can't since the lady has chased off the desk clerk." Sano in his fit of rage slammed his fist into the floor and made a large hole in it. Which covered up the sound of a door opening and closing behind them though they did hear the sound of someone walking towards them and sighing.
"Looks like he's upset another customer. For a guy who gets along with people he has a way of ticking people off unfortunetly." With a heavy sigh she headed over to the ruined desk and pulled out the file. "You guys are in room 305. Karou is in room 304. Here our your keys." With that she handed the keys and headed back off into the hotel. And unnoticed by everyone a lone figure walked away from the balcony where they had watched the entire events of the check-in and now was heading off.
"This is definitely going to be an interesting vaction already. Might as well make it more interesting." Laughing evilly to himself he pulled his cell phone out and dialed a number. "Naraku it's Slade. I need you to get a hold of the other members of E.V.I.L. (Evil Villains International League) seems some of the heroes are trying to have a calm vacation. And we can't have that happen." Laughing evilly he hung up his phone, and walked back to his room, and attempted to open the door only to find out…he had forgot the key in his room.
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