The Inferno III: Day 1
Sup everyone! It's me, your lovable Hedgehog Sonic! I'm gonna be your host in this wild sequel to MTV's Inferno. However, this time around, instead of those kooks from the Real World/Road Rules, we're gonna select Nintendo characters. Since last year's theme of Good Guys vs. Bas Asses went so well, we're gonna do it again. This time, it will be Heroes vs. Villains. And here is the cast:
Team Hero:
Mario
Link
Fox McCloud
Kirby
Pikachu
Peach
Zelda
Samus Aran
Krystal
Dixie Kong
Team Villain:
Bowser
Gannondorf
C. Falcon
Nergal
Wario
Birdo
Menardi
Gruntilda
Joanna Dark
Vaati
Alright, now let's this show started!1
Day 1: The Introduction
The day starts out with all 20 Nintendo Characters coming into the Stadium like arena, the Heroes came into one door while the Villains came into another.
Sonic: Welcome everyone! If you don't know me already, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, and I will be your host in the Inferno III! Now, let's meet our cast…
Mario: It's a me, Mario! I'm a part time plumber, part time superhero!
Link: Uhh…I'm Link. I have a big shiny sword, and I have… big ears.
Fox: Hey everyone, I'm Fox, and I'm an official pilot along the StarFox team(which I got credited for naming). I feel obliged to be on the hero team, as I am a strong leader myself. Like my father used to say….
Sonic: That's enough Fox…
Kirby: I'm Kirby, I have a huge appetite, and a huge heart
Sonic: Since Pikachu speaks a different language, I will attach this translator so others can understand your tongue.
Pikachu: I'm Pikachu, I serve as a pet for Ash Ketchum, but on Friday nights, I sneak away Bulba and Treecko and have some real fun!
Peach: Like OMG, I'm on this show. Out of MILLIONS of people, you chose me! Well, I'm peach and I'm well a princess! What better occupation is that
Zelda: I'm Zelda, I'm also a princess, but unlike hot pink girl here, I help my father with castle business so that the people of Hyrule can live peacefully
Samus: I'm Samus, a bounty hunter destroying evil aliens that try to destroy my beloved planet.
Krystal: I'm Krystal. I fly on the Star Fox team part-time, but I also work at the Corneria Mall as a video game clerk
Dixie Kong: I'm Dixie, I like to swing on trees, eat coconuts and bananas, and have FUN FUN FUN!
Sonic: OK, now for the villains
Bowser: I'm Bowser, I'm also known as king koopa! My villain occupation is the kidnap Peach so that she may be my bride
Gannondorf: I'm Gannondorf, and my goal is to obtain the Triforce and proclaim Hyrule as mine
C.Falcon: I'm Captain Falcon, and I'm a F-Zero Racer. I usually do it for the money so I can buy all sorts of stuff
Nergal: I'm Nergal, and I was most known for slaughtering innocent lives including Eliwood, Lyn and Hector
Sonic: I don't remember that when I was playing Fire Emblem(on my Sonic GBA…)
Nergal: THAT'S BECAUSE THE GAME IS HISTORICALLY INCORRECT!
Wario: I'm Wario. Buy Wario Ware Touched and Twisted! They will rock your world!
Birdo: I'm Birdo. I spit eggs. Ummm….that's pretty much it. I have no life :cries:
Menardi: I'm Menardi, and alongside Saturos, tried to defeat Issac and Co while they tried to get the earth element at one point
Gruntilda: FWAHAHA! I'm Gruntilda, and I'm a witch. I make all sorts of spells, and I want to get revenge on Banjo and Kazooie
Joanna: I'm Joanna Dark, and I'm…well not a villain! I should be on the hero team!
Sonic: Well you look sorta badass, you would fit perfectly in the villain team
Joanna: Samus looks more badass than me, yet she's on the Hero team!
Sonic: She's more popular, so it makes sense
Joanna: No it doesn't:Screams crazily and runs around like a maniac:
Sonic: I rest my case…
Vaati: I'm Vaati! I'm an all powerful sorcerer who at one point
Sonic: Don't you mean sorceress?
Vaati: No I'm a male
Sonic: YOU ARE! Whoops…there goes our equal male/female ratio
Vaati: How do I look like a girl
Sonic: Well…the hat makes you kinda pansy so I figured you were either a stylish girl or a transvestite boy.
Vaati: I'm not a transvestite! It's not my fault my hat looks dumb!
Sonic: Anyway…that's the cast. Now let's move on towards the game itself. The rules are different than Inferno I and II so PAY ATTENTION! Every even(excluding this one), the teams will undergo a series of challenges. The winner of the challenge gets a 1-up mushroom, meaning that noone on their teams gets to go to the Inferno. On odd days, the loser teams goes on a challenge against themselves. The winner of the challenge gets a Hyrule Shield, meaning they will automatically stay on the team. Instead of letting you guys be the sole decision makers, we're gonna make the viewers at home(a.k.a the readers) make the call
Now listen up! After the odd day challenge is over, readers will vote who they want off by R&R ing. The person with the most votes leaves. If the event of a tie or under voting, the character's vote will count! But, it's important for the viewers to vote as if we wanted the characters to be the sole decision makers, we would just watch Survivor.
Ok, now settle into your houses, and call it a day
Chapter End
How is this so far? R&R your comments!