Super Pillow
Book #1
By: Addy Dahl
Hannah Phelps
And Allison Bengel
Super Pillow Stars in
When Digital Camera's
ATTACK
Once there was a loser named Digital Drew. He was obsessed with Digital Cameras.
He was such a mastermind that he came up with the idea of digital cameras that flew around and took their own pictures, but then the most mysterious laboratory accident in history. Then cameras came ALIVE and attacked Drew. Then the camera's flashes made Drew blind. He fell down and had a fit. Then the weirdest thing happened. He turned into a pillow, but with arms and legs and his vision was restored. Then he was called Super Pillow. Now he was off to kill the E.V.I.L. doctor that had no face. Then he was off to kill the cameras
"Sorry to for interruption but I would have gone after the cameras first you IDOIT/LOSER!!
"Ok back to the story, Super Pillow was off to kill the Doctor with no face. He went to Dr. No Face's lair when the slogan was "Come make your reservation here…to be killed!!!! Super Pillow burst into the door
"Surrender now Dr. or cow dung or an optional side dish of kitty litter." said Super Pillow
"But alas I have no mouth (by the way he talks through his ear.) Then he laughed manically "MUAHAHAHA cough hack!"
"Narrator here, Ok Kids its time for a … Pillow Fight!…..."Narrator here, Ok k Then out of the darkness of night KABOW! KIDDYS! Dr. No Face SCEARMED! Ok stop I have to go to the PEE Room so elevator music will take over Dah Dauh Du Duhn Dah (repeat).
Now for a special news bulletin:
Most people Love to come home to that Fuzzy companion no I'm not talking about that leftover Pizza you left in the fridge I'm talking about cats ,but did you know cats taste really good with a side dish of anchovies?
"Now back to the story. Super Pillow had just finished off Dr. No Face and now he was off to defeat the E.V.I.L. Digital Cameras! E.V.I.L. stands for Every Villain Is Lemons in other words E.V.I.L.!! Now as we speak Super Pillow was flying off to defeat the E.V.I.L. DIGITAL CAMEARS, and a short commercial break.
Now you can own It's Love Songs with Kevin, this song is about Kevin's love for Money.
Yoooooooooo money is good but the 1st Rule is never use your own yaya use your friend's cause then friendship will uh end.
That was so beautiful so…so touching excuse me I need a moment alone.
"Excuse me but what happened to the story people!"
Now where was I Ah yes something about a bikini right?
"No you idiot, get on with the story."
OK so Super Pillow went off to defeat the E.V.I.L. Digital cameras at their E.V.I.L. lair in the grocery store.
"Surrender now soap sum." Said Super Pillow
"NO!!" screamed the Cameras.
"Eat soup, no wait I mean soup, no soap, no wait a minute yeah soap, and I know your second weakness (In a Darth Vader voice.) "MAKEUP!" said Super Pillow.
"AHHHHHHH!" the cameras screamed so high that they blew up.
Then he threw the soap at them, but he didn't notice the Camera's leader had escaped though an air vent, and then he emerged out of the shadows with a tiki torch, but it wasn't lit. The camera was so fiery mad it blew fire out of his mouth, and lit the tiki torch.
Super Pillow ran though the water isle and grabbed a tank then he snuck up behind the camera and pored the water on the camera and the torch. The camera blew up.
The End