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Tazane: Geez, you're acting like I'm your slave or something...
Future Kage: Who said you weren't? Now get me a cheese sandwich, or I'll throw this story into the virtual wastebin on this computer and actually empty it, instead of leaving it there for years!!
Tazane: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Alright, starting at the beginning of the next chapter, I'll make a Wall of Fame. In it, I'll feature the best review I got. Hopefully this is an incentive for you all to write good reviews. Also, I may add a pairing with the OC and one of the Naruto girls. I reserve the right to not choose any crack pairings I get. So poll for it!!!
(Narrator talking)
"People talking"
People thinking
Demon or Summon speaking
Demon or Summon thinking
(Naruto and Sakura are training with Kakashi, as Sasuke is still with Orochimaru)
"Alright, Naruto and Sakura, we've been having difficulty completing our missions, since we're only a 3-person squad," Kakashi says, "So I've been told we will be recieving a new team member today. His name is Tazane, and he hails from the Kazama clan, the clan that the Yondaime was from. In fact, Tazana is the cousin of the son that the Yondaime was rumored to have." (He looks at Naruto and smiles discreetly) I hope Naruto finally realizes his true clan heritage...(A/N Yes I know, I know, its supposed to be the other way around, the Yondaime's true name is Uzumaki, but for my purposes, the opposite will be easier to work with) "So, once Tazane arrives, we will be having a sparring match, you three against me." Suddenly, a boy flickers into view in front of Kakashi, next to Naruto. Wow...Kakashi thinks. I didn't even detect his presence. If Naruto had half of his stealth, he'd be nearly unbeatable, with the power of the Kyuubi. "Hello, Tazane." Kakashi said. The boy standing next to Naruto was an exact copy of the knuckle-headed ninja, except for his hairstyle(A/N Think Cloud's hairstyle from FF, except the same color as Naruto's), the whisker marks, and an obvious greater stature, due to Naruto's unhealthy diet. He had no noticeable weapons on his person, except for two metal gauntlets, with intricate seals etched into both, and a line of dried blood streaked down it. "Hello," he says, with a voice that was identical to Naruto's, except a little deeper and without any obnoxiousness. "Alright, if we're all here, then let's begin the sparring. To win against me, you have to score a hit on the strike-pads on each of my limbs, chest and neck." Heh...with my Sharingan activated, there's no way they could trick me, and that's the only way they could succeed. "Begin!"
After much hit and run activity, which Kakashi had managed to deflect, it was down to Naruto, Sakura, and Tazane facing off against Kakashi in an open field. Naruto and Sakura were scratched and bruised, but otherwise unhurt, and Tazane had been watching and waiting, and was still at 100 percent. "Oh, I forgot to tell you all, but you had an hour time limit to complete this, and 45 minutes are up, so hurry up," Kakashi said. "We're going to do this every day till you can win." Suddenly, Tazane said, "Alright, time to get serious, Kateton!" (A/N looked this up on the internet in a Japanese dictionary, Kate means metal, and ton is release, tell me if you think otherwise) The seals on his metal gauntlets glowed brightly, and then disappeared.Then he held out a hand, and senbon and kunai flew from it, flying towards Kakashi. Kakashi deflects them, and attempts to throw them back, but suddenly, they dissapate. Did he clone those weapons? No...they felt too solid to be clones. How did he do that? Short of Tenten's scroll release jutsu, I've never seen someone summon up weapons like that... "Hmm, looks like my simple jutsu won't faze you. Looks like I'll have to use my advanced jutsu." Tazane makes a series of handsigns, and while he is completing his jutsu, Kakashi activates his Sharingan. Tazane yells, "Raiton: Nijuu Yaiba No Jutsu; Lightning Style: Double Blade Jutsu!" Two curved serrated blades form from either side of each of Tazane's gauntlets, then they start crackling with electricity. (A/N If you want to know what the blades look like, look at a picture of the Demon Hunter from the game Warcraft 3) Kakashi smirks, as he is nearly impossible to hit with regular jutsu, due to his activated Sharingan. "Heh, you won't be able to hit me with those, I can predict your every move with my Sharingan." Kakashi says. "Oh yeah, forgot about that. Just give me another second." Tazane says. The four blades retract from his hands, and he forms a series of blurred handsigns. "Kekke Genkai: Burukumogan; Bloodline Limit: Blue Cloud Eye!" His irises expand till there is no pupil left, and his irises begin to glow with a neon blue color. "Hmph, try your Sharingan now, Kakashi-sensei" Kakashi tries to predict Tazane's moves with his Sharingan, but whenever he tries to focus on Tazane, he sees nothing but a blue cloud of chakra. Impossible, Kakashi thinks, his bloodline limit gives him the ability to emit a smokescreen of chakra wherever he goes, making all jutsu related to sight useless, which includes the Sharingan, Byakugan, and Mangekyou Sharingan. I wouldn't be surprised if he could emit a smokescreen on the visible spectrum too, if he concentrated enough. Tazane continues rushing towards Kakashi, and when he gets into range, he yells, "Raiton Kenjutsu: Senpuu No Jutsu; Lightning Style Blade Technique: Whirlwind!" Tazane starts spinning rapidly, slicing into all the strike-pads, as well as giving Kakashi a nice electrostimulus, making Kakashi's hair stand on end, and causing all his limbs to twitch uncontrollably, and he falls to the ground. Tazane stops spinning, and the blades reform into his gauntlets. He deactivates his Blue Cloud Eye, and says, "Katehaji," (A/N Metal hold? Need someone to check this.) The seals reform on his gauntlets, and Kakashi regains enough control of his bodily functions to say, "Class dismissed for the day."
End of Chapter One
Future Kage: So how was it? Looking up the proper names for all the jutsu was difficult to say the least, but I thought it was worthwhile, it gives it a little authenticity.
Tazane: I thought I was pwnzor!!! Woot! Am I going to be that powerful through the entire thing?
Future Kage: Probably not, the mega powerful stuff was just to get the viewers acquainted with your style of jutsu, and see what kind of stuff you are capable of.
Tazane: Aw, man...
Future Kage: Hey! No complaining, or I'll leave you alone with no relationships, and I'll make a powerful antagonist put a seal on your chakra!!
Tazane: Did I say Aw, man...? I meant Aw, man... that's gonna be awesome!
Future Kage: Right...Well, R&R people.
Tazane: And pick me a hot girlfriend! I like brunettes, preferably one of the older ones, like Kurenai, or Shizune.
