Dear diary,
First day at Hogwarts today! I can't wait to meet new friends! But unfortunately my family is late at the station again.
Ron: Moooom, can we hurry up?! I dont want to miss my first day at schooool!
Mrs Weasley: You are such a brat Ronald, I bet you won't make any friends at school and will end up being beaten by bullies every breakfast, lunch and dinner time.
Just as we arrived at platform 9 3/4, a weird boy approached us. I was afraid he was a murdering homeless and wanted to demand that we give him our money. Since my family doesn't have any money, I was really worried that he will take my virginity instead.
Harry: Excuse me, could you tell me where Platform 9 3/4 is?
Mrs. Weasley: Sure my dear boy! You are so pretty! Much prettier than any of my boys when they were your age.
Ginny: What about me mommy?
Mrs. Weasley: You are the disgrace of the Weasley family! Of all of my sons only you are gay! I wonder what we did wrong?
Ginny: I am not a boy mommy!
Mrs. Weasley: See what I mean? Still determined that you are a girl! After your brothers leave for Hogwarts, we will have to take you to St. Mungo's to have you checked my dear.
I am on Hogwarts Express right now. The weird boy insisted that he sits with me. I am terrified. He says his name is Harry Potter. As if! What made me sure that he is a homeless murderer is that he has a pouch full of galleons. All of them stolen from his victims I bet you! I have a plan to discover further about his real identity.
Ron: If you really are Harry Potter, then you must remember You-Know-Who.
Harry: I was a baby. I only remember a green light.
Ron: Hmmm yeah sure.."Harry". Hermione: Excuse me you two, did you maybe happened to see a frog? Neville is looking for him.
Harry: A frog? What does it look like?
Hermione: Well, it is dark green…
Harry: With two long back legs and shorter front legs? It jumps around too?
Hermione: Yes, also has two big black eyes…
Harry: And a triangular pattern on his back?
Hermione: Yes!
Harry: Oh, we haven't seen him then.
Hermione: But…
Ron: Hey listen up now! You really don't want to anger this guy here! He is a murderer.
Hermione-Harry: A what?..
Ron: Yep. You are lucky he hasn't seen your frog, or it will be dead by now.
Luckily, the bushy haired girl left before "Harry Potter" started losing his mind and dived into a murderous rampage. I am glad I saved the girl from him but I think he is mad at me. I hope we aren't sorted in the same house. He really freaks me out.
So happy to be a Gryffindor! I didn't expect any less. I was always brave and courageous. Proof of it is that on my first day at Hogwarts and already prevented the bushy haired girl's murder. This "Harry" guy was unfortunately sorted in the same house. It will take most of my school days it seems to prevent him from killing our house mates. At least the food here looks delicious.
Harry: Who is that professor?
Percy: You mean professor Snape? He teaches Potions.
Fred(or George?): He is a nightmare. Always puts us on detention.
Harry: What happens if you get a detention?
George(or Fred?): They whip you! Ron: Are you planning getting a detention? To cover up your crimes and create an alibi?
Harry: What? No. Ron: Sure thing mate. Harry: What is wrong with you?
After "Harry" stormed off to sit further away from me, I started to think. Why did he want to find out about this professor Snape? Something suspicious is happening, I tell ya!
Until next time, farewell Diary!