How to Turn Hermionie Granger into a Mad Axe Murderer
I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER. I DO OWN THE AXE. AND IT WILL BE USED IF THIS IS STOLEN.
You will need:
1 A big pointy stick
2 A wand
3 An axe
4 Voldemort
5 A brain (optional)
6 Hermionie Granger
Recipe:
1 Poke Hermionie with the pointy things.
2 Bring Voldemort into the room, but without his wand. Let them have a bitch fight for a while.
3 Taunt Hermionie
4 Ask her what she thinks will happen in Deathly Hallows.
5 Tell her that she should totally get with Ron
6 Poke her. Repeatedly
7 Ask her a question. Then ask her what the simplest word in the sentence means.
8 Ask her an A-level science question
9 Laugh when she gets it wrong
10 Give her the axe
11 If you survive giving her the axe, chances are you've failed. Ha ha.
12 If not, WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT, WHAT DID YOU DO?????? WHAAAT WHAAAT WHAAAT. YOU'RE DEAD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SHAAME YOU GOT OWNED BY A GIRL.
Enjoy it? Hate it? Tried it? Did you love it? Did you hate it? Did you really hate it? Well, review. Please, no angry Hermionies.