Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket or its characters
This is just a short oneshot my friends and I wrote one day, enjoy
Tohru was sitting in the dining room of the Sohma house. Shigure, Hatori, Ayame, Haru, Kyo, Yuki, and Mommiji were there.
"No, no! Im so grateful! I couldnt sleep in the spare room! Im so grateful!" Tohru said, hurridly.
"Nonsense," Shigure looked at her over his tea."You're sleeping in the spare bedroom,where else would you go?"
"No! Im so grateful! I dont deserve this! I'll just sleep in the basement with the rats!"
"Oh, I see, so you want to sleep with Yuki, is that it?" Shigure got a quizzical look on his face, Tohru didnt want to know what he was thinking...
"NO! THATS NOT IT AT ALL! I JUST-"
The heel of Hatori's hand collided with the back of Shigure's head, "You sick little dog."
"Awww," Shigure turned to face Hatori, "looks like someone wants Tohru to sleep with the fishes, hmm?" he practically sang the words with a smile on his face.
Haru stood behind Tohru, who was now completely shocked at the direction this conversation had taken. "You know, Tohru, there's always room in the barn."
"Who would want to stay in a smelly old barn?" Ayame said,"no, she would rather sleep in the woods, right tohru?"
"Or the doghouse!" Shigure chimed in.
"what about with the pussy over there?"Yuki jerked his thumb over to where Kyo stood.
"What? Why you little rat! Im gonna strangle you-!"Kyo yelled.
"Eeww, Kyo, you perv!" Mommiji said, "Tohru, you should stay in the garden with the bunnies!"
"Umm..." Tohru was shocked, "I think I'll just stay in the spare room..."
I hope you enjoyed this in all its perverted-ness
so R&R
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