Disclaimer and whatto - despite, as much as my heart desires, I cannot be
owned by bakura, or any of the YGO peeps, and I cannot own them. Shniffles
on a slightly good note - I own myself, and ranie (heehee - no she owns
herself!) and we are the grand owners of Barky Larky!
*Joey's not aware the cameras are filming and is winking to a camera girl* "sure thing hotlips, meet me in my dressing room later and we can" *looks and sees camera* "uh, um uh" *clears throat and forces cheesy grin* "Ello viewers, and welcome, to the first Yu-Gi-Oh Big Bruvva!"
*cue theme music*
*Joey laughs nervously* "uh, that before was, just a joke hehe" *looks to the side and shakes his head mouthing 'see you later' with a wink to camera girl*
"anyway" Joey grins and walks over to a couch and sitting down "welcome! Soon we will see all 10 forced - I mean willing participants enter the big bruvva house"
*Cameras then show a rather lavish looking large room that is like a lounge, dining room and kitchen all in one, stairs leading from the entrance/exit of the house. 2 bedrooms that have 5 beds in each, and a look around the garden and of course THE CHICKENS! *cheers**
" Now, lets see quickly whos going in"
*pictures come up on screen of : annoyed looking Rex, Yami looking horrified followed by unamused Yugi, cross dressing Malik, Marik attempting to hide from the cameras, cheesy grinning Tristan, mad grinning gal called Ranie, and a girl called Clare falling off a chair, Ryou looking sweet in his evil sweater, and a naked pic of Bakura*
"Woah how did that one get there?" Joey laughs nervously and cameras focus on him again. "Okay I've just got word the first participant has arrived! Lets go uh, see them arrive - they is entering by alphabetical order so it'll be" he whispers to people who tell him, "Bakura"
We see a black car pull up and the door open. Bakura is pulled out the car, "No please! I know I'm bad but I don't deserve this! I'll be good, I swear!" he yells as he's dragged off over to the security guards.
Big butch security guard grins and stands in front of Bakura. "Okay sugar, I gotta just quickly pat you down" he says in an effeminate lispy voice as he begins to pat Bakura down.
"Hey this is unnecess- oh, ooh! Heehe that tickles" Bakura squirms.
Security guards eyes light up, "is that a gun in your pocket?" he winks.
"Yes actually" Bakura says and pulls it out of his pocket with a grin.
"Don't wave that thing around you could poke someone's eye out with it!" the security guard scowls, "now is that thing loaded?"
"Um, no?" Bakura answers.
"Okay, he's fine, let him in" the security guard says giving him a smack to the ass sending Bakura flying over to the entrance doors.
Bakura takes one last look at freedom and sighs before going in through the doors and turns around "hey where are my b"- a bag gets thrown through the door at him sending him tumbling down the stairs and landing not gracefully.
Joey grins as it goes back to camera at the studios. "So there's our first big brother participant - here's a quick video he made earlier to tell us a bit more about him"
We see Bakura up close and a black background, "Where the hell are you taking me? Why's there a camera? Get it out my face!" we see a fist and then the screen goes funny.
"Hehe, that Bakura, such a joker" Joey grins. "Our second participant has arrived, Clare!"
we see another black car turn up and the door opens. A girl with a dark brown bob, wears glasses, and wearing jeans, chains, a black choker, and a black vest top grins and attempts climbing out the car gracefully but trips. Giggling nervously she gives a wave before she is lead over to the security guard.
"Oh you're not a man" the security guard sighs sadly and pats her down whilst she has a confused slightly scared look on her face.
"hmm" he says, I think she's allright" he says. She sighs and takes a step away, just as a load of chocolate falls out of the bottom of her jeans. She laughs nervously and picks up a few bars before grabbing her bag and running to the doors.
She waves goodbye to freedom and enters the house, sighing and walking as carefully as she can down the stairs, chocolate bars trailing behind her. As she reaches the bottom of the stairs she drops her bag down and looks up and jumps startled at the same time Bakura does.
"You're a man!" she exclaims shocked.
"You're a girl!" he exclaims with equal shock.
She giggles and twirls some hair around her finger, "heehee, and look, we're all alone"-
"So that's our second participant" Joey grins back in the studio staring at the screen shot of her boobs on a nearby TV. Hearing the angry cough off the camera girl he laughs and turns his attention back to the screen, "Uh lets see the video she made earlier"
We see her up close with black background "um, I'm clare, I'm a girl obviously, um"- the camera drifts down to her chest. "HEY!" she snaps and the camera goes back up to her face. Again we see a fist and the camera going funny.
"Oh look, similar humor" Joey grins, "and now for our third participant, Malik"
A pink limousine pulls up and the door opens. Malik steps out wearing a lilac dress, silver jewellery and silver high heels. He waves graciously and blows kisses before shimmying and stumbling on heels over to the security guard.
"Hey, sugar" Malik grins to the security guard.
"M-Malik? Darling? Is that you?" his eyes light up and he squeals doing a little jig.
"Yeah! Wow that uniform is great on you, do you have handcuffs?" Malik winks.
"Of course, and wow you look great in that dress!" the security guard gushes.
"I know George, I know" Malik flicks his hair.
"Just go straight on through sugar" George grins.
Malik giggles evilly, what with all the weapons stuffed in his bra and panties. He grabs his bag and groans as he attempts dragging the heavy bag across the floor to get into the house. He stumbles in and stops to catch his breath before dragging the bag down the stairs.
Bakura stops kissing Clare a moment who he has dipped down, gasping and letting go of her making her squeal and land on the floor with an OOMPH! "Malik?" he says.
Clare turns and sits up, "Oh yey another girl!"
"I'm a BOY actually!" Malik snaps and drops his bag, "but thanks for the compliment" he smiles.
"Hmmmm, inteeeeresssting" Joey says making evil hands back in the studio. "and here is Malik's video"
We see Malik sitting all provocative on the chair, "Hi, I'm malik" he says breathily, "you may recognise me from such films as 'dang girl! Is that body real?' and 'mud wrestling 2003'" he winks.
Joey is staring wide eyed, "THAT BODY WASN'T REAL? Damn, why must he be a he"- there's another angry cough, "um yeah, well anyway - fourth participant!"
Black car turns up and the door opens. Marik immediately jumps out and runs trying to avoid the camera, "stay away! Stay away! Evil!" he runs over and is grabbed by the security guard.
"Sorry but I have to check you out before you go in mister" security man says.
"But George, Malik's my hikari! You know me!" Marik exclaims.
"I know, that's why I'm checking you out" George makes him do a twirl before nodding for him to go in.
Marik carries his bag in quickly and runs down the stairs with his bag, dropping it with the others.
"I wondered when you'd get here!" Malik leaps and hugs Marik sending them both flying into the pile of bags with a groan.
"Um, hi" Clare waved from where she was sat on the sofa, then slapped Bakura's hand which was making its way to her boobs.
Joey grins, "isn't this show great? You can feel the love already!" he points to a TV screen, "here's Marik's video"
We see Marik trying to avoid the camera but its following him, "Stop it! Stop it! I'm just here to protect the chickens!" *cheers*
"And now people" Joey grins, "our second girl, yes a REAL GIRL! Has arrived. Here's Ranie"
A black limo pulls up and the door opens. A girl with long dark purple hair, thick black glasses steps out, throwing a bright pink boa around her and grins suavely, with barky larky (a TY frog) held lovingly in her arms.
She is ushered over to George the security guard who gasps and waves his hands in an excited manner, "Oh my God, Oh my God! Its Barky Larky!" he squeals.
"If I let you touch him, will you let me just go through?" Ranie asks.
"Oh please! Can I? Oh God I love Barky Larky almost as much as Ma-.uh, Ma, my mum, yes" George strokes Barky Larky and says "You can go through!"
Ranie grins as she picks up her bag and hears George mutter "I forget Malik told me not to tell the world about our love". There's then a lil wrestle as Ranie gets Barky Larky off George then runs into the house.
"I'm here- ack!" she chokes as her boas caught in the door. Theres a struggle before she yanks the boa free then heads down the stairs dropping her bag onto the pile of bags. "OW!" Marik and Malik yell from where they're buried under the bags locked in a hug.
"OH MY GOD! RANIE!" Clare squeals and runs over giving her friend a hug. "Some sanity has arrived" she grins.
"Got a guy yet?" Ranie asks looking around at the hopeless cases.
"I got Bakura" Clare stated. We see past her to Bakura who's playing with the salt and pepper pot in the kitchen.
"I get Rex, when he gets his scrawny lil ass here!" Ranie cackled evilly.
"Which will bring us to our next guest" Joey announces, back in the studio, again. "But first Ranie's video"
We see a black background and Barky Larky upclose, with Ranie's hand holding him up, making him wave with a hand, and then run the hand over his hair sexily.
"Um, interesting girl" Joey grins. "Okay, speaking of Rex, he's arrived!"
a red crappy banger of a car pulls up and the door opens. Rex walks out mumbling and groaning to himself, pushing the cameraman before stomping his way over to the security guard.
"Now now, that was rude! I think you should apologise!" George says, towering over Rex and folding his arms.
"Pah, you can kiss my ass if you think I'm..going..to" Rex edges away seeing George's eyes light up. "I'M SORRY!" He yells and runs grabbing his bag and running into the doorframe, before going into the house.
"Helloooo?" he calls out in a high voice as he slides down the banister and landed on the bag pile. "OW!" Malik and Marik grumble again.
"MY BABY!" Ranie runs and yanks him up by the collar making him choke before pulling him into a suffocating hug.
"Need.air.breathe" he chokes out as Ranie lets go of him. He blushes a little and Ranie laughs pulling his hat down over his face. He mumbles something as he flails his arms around before pulling the hat up. Malik and Marik stumble out of the bag pile groaning.
"Okay, here's Rex's video" Joey announces.
Black background and we see Rex glaring angrily at the camera. "Stop looking at me! Stop looking at me! I know you're watching me! I'll poke out your eyes!"
"Charming bunch" Joey says and smiles charmingly at the camera, "and now for the seventh participant - Ryou"
A black car pulls up and door opens. Ryou steps out with a cute lopsided smile on his face and wearing THE SWEATER. He walks casually up to the security guard.
"Oh hunny, that sweater is just darling!" George exclaims and pokes the jumper. There's a growl and he edges away. "Did it just growl at me?" he whimpered.
"I'll go straight on through then shall I chap?" Ryou picks up his bag and smiles down at his sweater before entering the house.
"Hello?" he called walking down the stairs and then looked up to see Bakura and Clare making out.
"Get off of my Beyatch!" he yelled throwing his bag down and glaring.
The two jumped apart and Bakura glared back at Ryou. "I told you NOT to wear THAT sweater" he said folding his arms and pouting moodily.
"Oh is this revenge then cos I chose to wear the sweater? Grab the nearest floozy and just..do your. stuff!"
"Hey!" Clare snapped, "and for your info I'm not stealing your beyatch! I'm just HIS beyatch. which makes you like, my grand-beyatch" she smiled.
Ryou rubbed his chin thoughtfully, "I guess" he grabbed Bakura's arm and muttered, "you'll be punished later boy" making Bakura's eyes go wide.
"ooOOOooh do I sense naughtiness?" Joey chuckles and grinned at the camera enthusiastically. "and here is Ryou's video"
See Ryou sitting all prim and proper and smiling nicely, THE SWEATER positively glowing, "I use persil, for dazzling whites" Ryou grins cheesily, teeth shining with a 'ting' sound.
"uh, yes" Joey makes shifty eyes, "our 8th participant has arrived, Tristan"
a red sports car pulls up and music plays 'sexyyy, everything about you is sooo sexyyy" as Tristan steps out the car, cheesy grin, pulling off his shades and strutting over to the security guard who has dreamy eyes.
"I..uh, I must. need to, I" George stutters reaching out with his hands.
"Hey hey, don't touch what you can't afford" Tristan winked chucking his leather jacket over his shoulder and reaching down to pick up his bag. As he does a shower of condoms falls from his pockets, jeans etc. He laughs exaggeratedly, quickly scooping them up into his arms and stumbling in through the doors of the BB house.
He goes down the stairs, condoms trailing behind him until he reaches the end of the stairs and drops his bag onto the floor. Malik snorts and raises an eyebrow from where he stands. "Hey good looking" Tristan smirks, "did it hurt you fell from heaven?" he chuckles and pinches Malik's butt.
"I'm A BOY!" Malik gasps and slaps Tristan across the face.
"As long as you've got holes, I don't care!" Tristan called after him.
"Too true" Joey grins, and more angry coughs make him look to the camera, "oh um, sorry, uh, here's Tristan's video"
Black background and Tristan sat there, cheesey grin and combing his hair pouting occassionaly for the camera and flex his muscles.
"See, no words needed" Joey grins and shifts on the couch he's sat on, "now for our 9th and 10thparticipants, who have arrived together - Yami and Yugi"
A car pulls up and they step out opposite sides and walk around to hold hands, give each other a reassuring smile, then Yugi walks with Yami skipping by his side.
"Aaww now aintcha just adorable!" George the security guard smiles. "aww go on through you crazy kids" George sniffles.
They grab their bags and walk in, and carefully walk down the stairs side by side before reaching the end of the stairs.
Clare gasped and pointed, from where she was sandwiched between Bakura and Ryou on the stairs, "TWIN ANDROGYNOUS WHORES!"
"What? Where?!" Ranie asked and spotted gasping, "avert your eyes!" she pulled Rex's hat down over his face.
"Why do we always have this effect of people?" Yugi sighed snuggled to Yami.
"Think they've seen our bondage films?" Yami asked?
Joey grins and nods, "I have- uh- haven't! HAVEN'T! here's their video" he announces.
Black background and Yami and Yugi making out, then grabbing the microphone ans using it to-
"That's enough of that vid I think" Joey stands up covering the TV screen and sneakily ejects the Video and puts it into his coat pocket.
"So there you have it - the 10 participants of this years Big Bruvva! I sense romance, naughtiness, fights, make overs, and plenty of action - and that's just the boys! Stay tuned" Joey grins and winks cheesily at the camera.
*Joey's not aware the cameras are filming and is winking to a camera girl* "sure thing hotlips, meet me in my dressing room later and we can" *looks and sees camera* "uh, um uh" *clears throat and forces cheesy grin* "Ello viewers, and welcome, to the first Yu-Gi-Oh Big Bruvva!"
*cue theme music*
*Joey laughs nervously* "uh, that before was, just a joke hehe" *looks to the side and shakes his head mouthing 'see you later' with a wink to camera girl*
"anyway" Joey grins and walks over to a couch and sitting down "welcome! Soon we will see all 10 forced - I mean willing participants enter the big bruvva house"
*Cameras then show a rather lavish looking large room that is like a lounge, dining room and kitchen all in one, stairs leading from the entrance/exit of the house. 2 bedrooms that have 5 beds in each, and a look around the garden and of course THE CHICKENS! *cheers**
" Now, lets see quickly whos going in"
*pictures come up on screen of : annoyed looking Rex, Yami looking horrified followed by unamused Yugi, cross dressing Malik, Marik attempting to hide from the cameras, cheesy grinning Tristan, mad grinning gal called Ranie, and a girl called Clare falling off a chair, Ryou looking sweet in his evil sweater, and a naked pic of Bakura*
"Woah how did that one get there?" Joey laughs nervously and cameras focus on him again. "Okay I've just got word the first participant has arrived! Lets go uh, see them arrive - they is entering by alphabetical order so it'll be" he whispers to people who tell him, "Bakura"
We see a black car pull up and the door open. Bakura is pulled out the car, "No please! I know I'm bad but I don't deserve this! I'll be good, I swear!" he yells as he's dragged off over to the security guards.
Big butch security guard grins and stands in front of Bakura. "Okay sugar, I gotta just quickly pat you down" he says in an effeminate lispy voice as he begins to pat Bakura down.
"Hey this is unnecess- oh, ooh! Heehe that tickles" Bakura squirms.
Security guards eyes light up, "is that a gun in your pocket?" he winks.
"Yes actually" Bakura says and pulls it out of his pocket with a grin.
"Don't wave that thing around you could poke someone's eye out with it!" the security guard scowls, "now is that thing loaded?"
"Um, no?" Bakura answers.
"Okay, he's fine, let him in" the security guard says giving him a smack to the ass sending Bakura flying over to the entrance doors.
Bakura takes one last look at freedom and sighs before going in through the doors and turns around "hey where are my b"- a bag gets thrown through the door at him sending him tumbling down the stairs and landing not gracefully.
Joey grins as it goes back to camera at the studios. "So there's our first big brother participant - here's a quick video he made earlier to tell us a bit more about him"
We see Bakura up close and a black background, "Where the hell are you taking me? Why's there a camera? Get it out my face!" we see a fist and then the screen goes funny.
"Hehe, that Bakura, such a joker" Joey grins. "Our second participant has arrived, Clare!"
we see another black car turn up and the door opens. A girl with a dark brown bob, wears glasses, and wearing jeans, chains, a black choker, and a black vest top grins and attempts climbing out the car gracefully but trips. Giggling nervously she gives a wave before she is lead over to the security guard.
"Oh you're not a man" the security guard sighs sadly and pats her down whilst she has a confused slightly scared look on her face.
"hmm" he says, I think she's allright" he says. She sighs and takes a step away, just as a load of chocolate falls out of the bottom of her jeans. She laughs nervously and picks up a few bars before grabbing her bag and running to the doors.
She waves goodbye to freedom and enters the house, sighing and walking as carefully as she can down the stairs, chocolate bars trailing behind her. As she reaches the bottom of the stairs she drops her bag down and looks up and jumps startled at the same time Bakura does.
"You're a man!" she exclaims shocked.
"You're a girl!" he exclaims with equal shock.
She giggles and twirls some hair around her finger, "heehee, and look, we're all alone"-
"So that's our second participant" Joey grins back in the studio staring at the screen shot of her boobs on a nearby TV. Hearing the angry cough off the camera girl he laughs and turns his attention back to the screen, "Uh lets see the video she made earlier"
We see her up close with black background "um, I'm clare, I'm a girl obviously, um"- the camera drifts down to her chest. "HEY!" she snaps and the camera goes back up to her face. Again we see a fist and the camera going funny.
"Oh look, similar humor" Joey grins, "and now for our third participant, Malik"
A pink limousine pulls up and the door opens. Malik steps out wearing a lilac dress, silver jewellery and silver high heels. He waves graciously and blows kisses before shimmying and stumbling on heels over to the security guard.
"Hey, sugar" Malik grins to the security guard.
"M-Malik? Darling? Is that you?" his eyes light up and he squeals doing a little jig.
"Yeah! Wow that uniform is great on you, do you have handcuffs?" Malik winks.
"Of course, and wow you look great in that dress!" the security guard gushes.
"I know George, I know" Malik flicks his hair.
"Just go straight on through sugar" George grins.
Malik giggles evilly, what with all the weapons stuffed in his bra and panties. He grabs his bag and groans as he attempts dragging the heavy bag across the floor to get into the house. He stumbles in and stops to catch his breath before dragging the bag down the stairs.
Bakura stops kissing Clare a moment who he has dipped down, gasping and letting go of her making her squeal and land on the floor with an OOMPH! "Malik?" he says.
Clare turns and sits up, "Oh yey another girl!"
"I'm a BOY actually!" Malik snaps and drops his bag, "but thanks for the compliment" he smiles.
"Hmmmm, inteeeeresssting" Joey says making evil hands back in the studio. "and here is Malik's video"
We see Malik sitting all provocative on the chair, "Hi, I'm malik" he says breathily, "you may recognise me from such films as 'dang girl! Is that body real?' and 'mud wrestling 2003'" he winks.
Joey is staring wide eyed, "THAT BODY WASN'T REAL? Damn, why must he be a he"- there's another angry cough, "um yeah, well anyway - fourth participant!"
Black car turns up and the door opens. Marik immediately jumps out and runs trying to avoid the camera, "stay away! Stay away! Evil!" he runs over and is grabbed by the security guard.
"Sorry but I have to check you out before you go in mister" security man says.
"But George, Malik's my hikari! You know me!" Marik exclaims.
"I know, that's why I'm checking you out" George makes him do a twirl before nodding for him to go in.
Marik carries his bag in quickly and runs down the stairs with his bag, dropping it with the others.
"I wondered when you'd get here!" Malik leaps and hugs Marik sending them both flying into the pile of bags with a groan.
"Um, hi" Clare waved from where she was sat on the sofa, then slapped Bakura's hand which was making its way to her boobs.
Joey grins, "isn't this show great? You can feel the love already!" he points to a TV screen, "here's Marik's video"
We see Marik trying to avoid the camera but its following him, "Stop it! Stop it! I'm just here to protect the chickens!" *cheers*
"And now people" Joey grins, "our second girl, yes a REAL GIRL! Has arrived. Here's Ranie"
A black limo pulls up and the door opens. A girl with long dark purple hair, thick black glasses steps out, throwing a bright pink boa around her and grins suavely, with barky larky (a TY frog) held lovingly in her arms.
She is ushered over to George the security guard who gasps and waves his hands in an excited manner, "Oh my God, Oh my God! Its Barky Larky!" he squeals.
"If I let you touch him, will you let me just go through?" Ranie asks.
"Oh please! Can I? Oh God I love Barky Larky almost as much as Ma-.uh, Ma, my mum, yes" George strokes Barky Larky and says "You can go through!"
Ranie grins as she picks up her bag and hears George mutter "I forget Malik told me not to tell the world about our love". There's then a lil wrestle as Ranie gets Barky Larky off George then runs into the house.
"I'm here- ack!" she chokes as her boas caught in the door. Theres a struggle before she yanks the boa free then heads down the stairs dropping her bag onto the pile of bags. "OW!" Marik and Malik yell from where they're buried under the bags locked in a hug.
"OH MY GOD! RANIE!" Clare squeals and runs over giving her friend a hug. "Some sanity has arrived" she grins.
"Got a guy yet?" Ranie asks looking around at the hopeless cases.
"I got Bakura" Clare stated. We see past her to Bakura who's playing with the salt and pepper pot in the kitchen.
"I get Rex, when he gets his scrawny lil ass here!" Ranie cackled evilly.
"Which will bring us to our next guest" Joey announces, back in the studio, again. "But first Ranie's video"
We see a black background and Barky Larky upclose, with Ranie's hand holding him up, making him wave with a hand, and then run the hand over his hair sexily.
"Um, interesting girl" Joey grins. "Okay, speaking of Rex, he's arrived!"
a red crappy banger of a car pulls up and the door opens. Rex walks out mumbling and groaning to himself, pushing the cameraman before stomping his way over to the security guard.
"Now now, that was rude! I think you should apologise!" George says, towering over Rex and folding his arms.
"Pah, you can kiss my ass if you think I'm..going..to" Rex edges away seeing George's eyes light up. "I'M SORRY!" He yells and runs grabbing his bag and running into the doorframe, before going into the house.
"Helloooo?" he calls out in a high voice as he slides down the banister and landed on the bag pile. "OW!" Malik and Marik grumble again.
"MY BABY!" Ranie runs and yanks him up by the collar making him choke before pulling him into a suffocating hug.
"Need.air.breathe" he chokes out as Ranie lets go of him. He blushes a little and Ranie laughs pulling his hat down over his face. He mumbles something as he flails his arms around before pulling the hat up. Malik and Marik stumble out of the bag pile groaning.
"Okay, here's Rex's video" Joey announces.
Black background and we see Rex glaring angrily at the camera. "Stop looking at me! Stop looking at me! I know you're watching me! I'll poke out your eyes!"
"Charming bunch" Joey says and smiles charmingly at the camera, "and now for the seventh participant - Ryou"
A black car pulls up and door opens. Ryou steps out with a cute lopsided smile on his face and wearing THE SWEATER. He walks casually up to the security guard.
"Oh hunny, that sweater is just darling!" George exclaims and pokes the jumper. There's a growl and he edges away. "Did it just growl at me?" he whimpered.
"I'll go straight on through then shall I chap?" Ryou picks up his bag and smiles down at his sweater before entering the house.
"Hello?" he called walking down the stairs and then looked up to see Bakura and Clare making out.
"Get off of my Beyatch!" he yelled throwing his bag down and glaring.
The two jumped apart and Bakura glared back at Ryou. "I told you NOT to wear THAT sweater" he said folding his arms and pouting moodily.
"Oh is this revenge then cos I chose to wear the sweater? Grab the nearest floozy and just..do your. stuff!"
"Hey!" Clare snapped, "and for your info I'm not stealing your beyatch! I'm just HIS beyatch. which makes you like, my grand-beyatch" she smiled.
Ryou rubbed his chin thoughtfully, "I guess" he grabbed Bakura's arm and muttered, "you'll be punished later boy" making Bakura's eyes go wide.
"ooOOOooh do I sense naughtiness?" Joey chuckles and grinned at the camera enthusiastically. "and here is Ryou's video"
See Ryou sitting all prim and proper and smiling nicely, THE SWEATER positively glowing, "I use persil, for dazzling whites" Ryou grins cheesily, teeth shining with a 'ting' sound.
"uh, yes" Joey makes shifty eyes, "our 8th participant has arrived, Tristan"
a red sports car pulls up and music plays 'sexyyy, everything about you is sooo sexyyy" as Tristan steps out the car, cheesy grin, pulling off his shades and strutting over to the security guard who has dreamy eyes.
"I..uh, I must. need to, I" George stutters reaching out with his hands.
"Hey hey, don't touch what you can't afford" Tristan winked chucking his leather jacket over his shoulder and reaching down to pick up his bag. As he does a shower of condoms falls from his pockets, jeans etc. He laughs exaggeratedly, quickly scooping them up into his arms and stumbling in through the doors of the BB house.
He goes down the stairs, condoms trailing behind him until he reaches the end of the stairs and drops his bag onto the floor. Malik snorts and raises an eyebrow from where he stands. "Hey good looking" Tristan smirks, "did it hurt you fell from heaven?" he chuckles and pinches Malik's butt.
"I'm A BOY!" Malik gasps and slaps Tristan across the face.
"As long as you've got holes, I don't care!" Tristan called after him.
"Too true" Joey grins, and more angry coughs make him look to the camera, "oh um, sorry, uh, here's Tristan's video"
Black background and Tristan sat there, cheesey grin and combing his hair pouting occassionaly for the camera and flex his muscles.
"See, no words needed" Joey grins and shifts on the couch he's sat on, "now for our 9th and 10thparticipants, who have arrived together - Yami and Yugi"
A car pulls up and they step out opposite sides and walk around to hold hands, give each other a reassuring smile, then Yugi walks with Yami skipping by his side.
"Aaww now aintcha just adorable!" George the security guard smiles. "aww go on through you crazy kids" George sniffles.
They grab their bags and walk in, and carefully walk down the stairs side by side before reaching the end of the stairs.
Clare gasped and pointed, from where she was sandwiched between Bakura and Ryou on the stairs, "TWIN ANDROGYNOUS WHORES!"
"What? Where?!" Ranie asked and spotted gasping, "avert your eyes!" she pulled Rex's hat down over his face.
"Why do we always have this effect of people?" Yugi sighed snuggled to Yami.
"Think they've seen our bondage films?" Yami asked?
Joey grins and nods, "I have- uh- haven't! HAVEN'T! here's their video" he announces.
Black background and Yami and Yugi making out, then grabbing the microphone ans using it to-
"That's enough of that vid I think" Joey stands up covering the TV screen and sneakily ejects the Video and puts it into his coat pocket.
"So there you have it - the 10 participants of this years Big Bruvva! I sense romance, naughtiness, fights, make overs, and plenty of action - and that's just the boys! Stay tuned" Joey grins and winks cheesily at the camera.