Sorry, this just popped up in my head while I was watching "Mr. Mistoffelees."

I was all like, Hey, what if…?

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Jacob Brent: "Dude, you're flaming!"

John Partridge: "So, what of it?"

Jacob Brent: "I didn't mean anything by it; I like guys too."

John Partridge: "Sorry, Jakey-boy, I already have a boyfriend."

Jacob Brent: "That's not what I meant to imply…you're not even my type."

*skips off to practice Mistoffelees' Conjuring Turn*

John Partridge: T__T Why even bring it up then!

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Yeah, I obviously have isses. BTW, I made this conversation up. So, no one go around saying it actually happened, please.