Warning: This is loosely based off the song from frozen " do you want to build a snowman. "

This is three occasions Cid tries to get laid.
Warning: Cid is crude and can't sing

Would you Like to Fuck a Pilot?

Cid stumbles to Vincent's door and gives it a knock. Vincent doesn't bother to open the door. He can tell by the steps its Cid and he is drunk. Cid tries to serenade to Vincent. He is not good at singing.

Cid sings:

Do you wanna fuck a pilot?

Come on and drop those pants

I love to that nice tight ass

Come on unlock the door'

Its like you up and died

Ya not in that coffin

So it's time to get you laid

Do ya wanna fuck a pilot?

Perhaps even this very pilot..

Vincent annoyed, " Go to sleep, Highwind

Cid stumbles off, " Okay, fine. " Soon thud as he misses his bed.

Later in the game... Cid at Golden Saucer hotel in room he sharing with Vincent. He had some beers again. Cid plops on his bed, giving Vincent a suggestive grin. Again he tries to sing to Vincent.

Cid sings:

Do you wanna fuck a pilot?

I'll let you be on top

I think our balls are turning blue

I'm starting to eye...

The statues in the hall

Cid eyes the body pillow, " Even this looks damn sweet. "

Everyones having fun

Hell, even Cloud got himself'

A date with a live girl!

Vincent, " Go to sleep, Cid. " Curling under his bed sheets.

Its before the final battle. Cid and Vincent the first to return to the airship. Cloud and Tifa spending time below. Cid knocks on Vincent's door. Sings one last time, sober but still isn't a great singer. Vincent realizes Cid is tone deaf.

Cid sings:

Hell I know ya in there

I wonder how you been?

I don't want no regrets..

I must express

My need to cuddle you.

Just let me in, this one last chance

To share this night with you...

Would ya love to fuck a pilot...

Perhaps this very pilot...

Cid sits next to the door.

Vincent opens the door amused, " You are persistent. " Looking down at Cid. " Hurry up before I change my mind. "

Cid jumps to his feet, " Yeehaw! "

Vincent, " I don't play bottom. "

Cid grins, " Fine with me! " With that, the door closes behind Cid.