THY MATING SEASON

RYUNOSUKE NARUHODO: THE ADVENTURE OF KAZUMA ASOUGI

ryunosuke was lyin on the chair in 221b baker street lookin at the time with a watch then suddenly he got hit on the head!

"OWWWW WTF" he got up and saw holmes laughing at him

"ooohhhh silly ryu u dont fall sleep on teh couch u sleep in the bed

"wow u fukker neerly cost me my life by takin my memories, i have lots of valuable ones like of my best friend whos now dead KAZAMA ASOUGI"

"pls tell me this story"

"u wer there for it, he died in my bedroom on the ship and now im sads"

just then there was a knock on the door and barok ran in

"you i need ur help no not u you disgusting fucking foreigner YOU sherlock holmes a stupid idiot whos helping a disgusting foreigner so i should hate u too but ur british so its fine, and ur also very smart so help me out her"

"wat is it mih good fellow" said sherlock

"the streets are being haunted by the grim reaper!"

"holly shit" shouted ryu "lets go figure it out holmes"

so ryu and holmes ran outside and jumped on their bikes and cycled down the street, as they passed they made sure to throw newspapers at the white houses mailboxes and also through the red houses windows but karma caught up with them for that instantly when they had an unexpected encounter with A MAN IN BLACK, AND NOT THE ONE YOUR USED TO BY NOW

"AHH HOLY SHIT THE GRIM REAPER IS IN TOWN THATS A PROBLEM" shouted sherlock

"wait thats why we came out in the first place" said ryu

"oh yea, i was beating u with more points so hard the exciting made me forgat" said sherlock "OK grimmy boy, thatter of logical dedductions begins now"

===JOINT REASONING===

"mr reapers u wear black this is similar to the grim reaper meaning u are the grim reaper"

"HOLD IT" shouted ryu "actually this is similar to that cat over there" he pointed at a cat belonging to that witch in the new trailer

"hold it ryu, i dont see any tits here to we cant have any cat girls"

"good" said ryu slapping holmes for his shit weeb taste

"u wanna fuk with me ryu, ill be right back" said holmes and he spun around and he was in pink clothes from japan

but while they were fucking, the grim reaper made his escape

"holmes did u see somethin about him"

"yes he wears black"

"no but his mask, it had a strange symbol on it" said ryu

ryu and holmes went back to 221b and got on the internet and google searched for symbols with three circles on it and the first result said "the symbol with three circles is the sign of kazuma asougi"

"wait WHAT" shouted ryu, "this cant be true, asougi is dead and also he wouldnt kill anyone" because btw the reaper is a killer

ryu went back on the street this time without holmes because this was personal

"ok assougi let us fight" said ryunosuke

"no i mean im not asougi who tf even is that" said grim

"u are not in fact dead my sir, and i can explain it, ur cause of death was falling on the floor i think so um you probably survived, also i was drugged as shit so i wouldnt have seen ur body"

"LOOOOOOOOOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL thats so weird and dumb ok u win"

grim took off his mask and it was kazuma asougi!

"u beet my ass but ull never arrest me because ur very wrong sir i died, thats why im the grim reaper obviously"

"wait shit why didnt i think of that"

asougi raised his blade and prepared to strike naruhodo to death but he was stopped by light

"WHO DO THAT"

"i do" said sherlock who was coming outside with a gun thing shooting light "this light is poison for you get out of here and never return"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed asougi and he burned into the ground to hell never to be seen again

and after that baroks defendants stopped fucking dying

THE EEEEEEEND