Disclaimer: I don't own Yandere Simulator, just in case you thought I did. What would Yandere Dev be doing writing fanfiction of his own work, ya dingus? :B Please enjoy.
Tale of the Yandere
Hello students, be wary please;
For I'll be using some of these.
"What are those?" you might just ask.
Just some things to end my task.
Here's a sword, and here's a knife.
I plan to cause a lot of strife.
Here're some scissors just for fun.
Soon enough, you'll all be done.
I'll say to you when we're in school,
"I will show you something cool!"
You'll follow me where a room is free,
So I can kidnap you, you see.
Or I'll stab you in the heart.
It's quite efficient—aren't I smart?
Then I'll hide you somewhere fast
And burn your body so it won't last.
I can drown you with no proof,
Or I'll push you off the roof.
I'll poison you once I know how.
Maybe your daddy will love you now!
You may wonder what's wrong with me.
Nothing at all, tee hee hee!
I want you to let me be,
So my true love can be with me.
This true love, this precious gem,
He'll love me as I love him.
We'll have joy and we'll have glee.
Senpai, Senpai . . . notice me.
A/N I don't even know. I'm sorry if this disappointed any of my followers who were expecting a Pokémon update. I'm working on those, don't worry. To all readers, whether you've heard of me or not, I hope you enjoyed this. :D If you want to leave a comment or review telling me how much I suck or how much you're looking forward to the game's release, please go right on ahead. :) Anyway, whatever you decide to do, have a great day, and watch out for yanderes!
~Geek
P.S. One day, there was this samurai and this princess. The samurai wanted the princess as his own, but she rejected him because she already had a lover and didn't like him anyway. So he killed her.
kthxbai
