Disclaimer: LOTR isn't mine, nor Jajauma ni Sasenaide, the Ranma Theme song. I wish they were, but they aren't. Oh well. :::Glomps Legolas::: Hehehe, my sexy little Elf!

Author's Note: Well, I got a little tired of writing "A Fan's Guide To Stalking Legolas" so I did this. However, you may want to read that Fic before this, as it relies heavily on some of the stuff in "Stalking". Nay-way, here we go!

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:::Ne-chan & Siren:::

Legolas! Legolas! En-chant me!

I'm in love! Can't you see?

Legolas! Legolas! En-chant me!

I want you to look at no-one but me!

Without understanding, my Elf

Leg'las, Leg'las, I'm in love with you!

Ever since I first met yourself,

Leg'las, Leg'las, my

Sexy little Elf

I think I've fallen in love with you!

:::Legolas:::

Why won't you say "I love you"

Just a little bit more quietly?

Whenever I'm stuck with you

Must it always be so bloody sappy?

:::Siren & Ne-chan nod:::

:::Siren & Ne-chan:::

Without even ringing the bell,

You just kinda showed up here.

Looking for cheap employment

:::Legolas splutters:::

:::Ne-chan:::

There is no safety left when you stay here......

:::Ne-chan looks out at horde of Fans wanting to be included in story:::

It's incredibly annoying but--

.....Just for now, it's okay

.....Until the next Fic, it's okay

:::Siren & Ne-chan:::

Legolas! Legolas! Run from them!

Ack! Look out! It's another cheap Mary-Sue!

Legolas! Legolas! Run from them!

Oh Dear Lord, it got worse! It's a Gary-Stu!

Every time you are nice to me

Leg'las, Leg'las, I fall in love with you!

Looks like it's turning into love!

:::Siren:::

Leg'las, Leg'las, please give me a break!

I don't have time to plan the wedding!

:::Legolas:::

Wooed with such force--it's amazing!

What a sensation I've become overnight!

The celebrity that I've dreamt of

:::Horde of fans chase Legolas down the street screaming:::

Is turning out it be a marathon!

:::Siren & Ne-chan:::

Well, that's just what you asked for

Stuck playing the hot, sexy elf!

:::Ne-chan:::

I want to be wrapped in your--

:::Siren:::

:::Shocked, smacking Ne-chan:::

I'm sure she's really joking but--

:::Siren & Ne-chan:::

Why do you have to be so hot?

You are making me so hot!

Legolas! Legolas! En-chant me!

I'm in love! Can't you see?

Legolas! Legolas! En-chant me!

I want you to look at no-one but me!

Every time you are nice to me

Leg'las, Leg'las, I fall in love with you!

Looks like it's turning into love!

Leg'las, Leg'las, my glomping target!

Without understanding, my Elf

Leg'las, Leg'las, I'm in love with you!

Ever since I first met yourself,

Leg'las, Leg'las, my

Sexy little Elf

I think I've fallen in love with you!

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Author's Note: Well, what'd ya think? I may spoof some more anime themes, and just general songs. Check back later, ne?

R&R please!