Disclaimer: I don't own WOWP.
Story-infomation: This is set in an alternate reality. Alex and Justin are not wizards and Max doesn't exist at all.
Quo vadis, Alex?
Alex Russo is 19 years old. It's late at night and she's dressed up in her new sexy mini-dress and she's ready to sneak out to meet Harper. Alex and Harper are sex-buddies and they don't want people to know this. Therefore the two girls often meet at night in the park or something.
"Harper's gonna get totally turned on when she see me in this dress!" says Alex.
Suddenly Justin come down the stairs into the sandwich-shop. "Quo vadis, Alex?" says Justin.
"Sorry, what...?" says Alex.
"It's Latin for 'Where are you going, Alex'." says Justin.
"Me? I'm not goin' anywhere you damn geek!" says Alex with her typical arrogant voice while trying to act as if she doesn't know what her brother is talking about.
"Oh you're goin' somewhere allright! Come on, Alex! You can't fool me. Everyone who knows you would understand that our super-casual-Alex would never wear a dress like that for no reason. I ask again. Where are you going?" says Justin.
"I couldn't sleep so I'm takin' a walk in the park." says Alex.
"A walk? In a sexy purple mini-dress? Seriously?" says Justin.
"Why do you care what I wear, bro?" says Alex, all cool and confident.
"I've never heard of a girl goin' for a walk in the park in the middle of the night wearin' a mini-dress as if she had a big date comin' up." says Justin.
"Guess you don't know much about girls then." says Alex.
"Not funny, Alexandra!" says Justin as he give Alex an evil look.
"Don't call me Alexandra!" says Alex.
"Why, Alexandra...?" says Justin in a melodic tone, teasing Alex a little bit.
"Shut it, Justin!" says Alex.
"Tell me where you're goin' or I'll tell dad that you might be up to something illegal." says Jusin with a hard voice.
"Fine! I'll tell you...if you promise to not tell anyone else! Not mom, not dad. Not anyone!" says Alex.
"I promise!" says Justin in a mature serious tone.
"Harper and I are sort of fucking each other and I don't want the whole city to know so I sometimes sneak out during the night to be with her." says Alex.
"You're a lesbian?" says Justin surprised.
"No...I'm bisexual, actually!" says Alex with a smirk. "I have a boyfriend after all."
"So you're just fucking with Harper for some fun on the side?" says Justin.
"Yeah, you could say that..." says Alex.
"What does your boyfriend feel about this?" says Justin.
"He's okey with it. He knows that I need some extra sex outside my relationship with him." says Alex.
"If you say so..." says Justin.
"I gotta go! Harper's waitin' for me. And don't forget...you promised to keep my secret! Bye!" says Alex as she head to the park to meet Harper.
"You're secret's safe with me, Alex. Bye!" says Justin.
The End.
