Kuro-Kun: SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN FOREVER. School and shit you know? I'm updating the other stories some of you have been waiting for. Author's block so late updates. I am so sorry QAQ

Warning: Mature audiences only/Parody..ish

Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn or any of it's characters.


Two bodies pressed together

Hot breathes to be exhaled

Hungry kisses shared.

Moans head, thrashing against the mattress. Squeaks emitted.

It all started with a curious kiss.


"NI-HI-GA-HA IMMA CUT YOU!" Bel roared shuffling though his belongings to find his rats. He knew Fran had something to do with it, "Yo! Where are you?! Get out here and face me like man!"

No response.

This angered the already pissed blond even more. "I WILL CUT YOU!" He growled again, taking out his knives to kill a toad. He searched the house for the little pest, looking in his room to find him there.

Fran, AKA the pest, was urging Bels rats to mate. Poor 16 year old shit. He was about to get the slapped the fuck up. "Fran you bitch!" He raged, slamming the door shut.

The bitch called fran, was on the floor with lube in one hand and his male rat in another. He looked back innocently, sticking his tongue out at his brother.

Bel was speechless. Was he actually attempting to mate 2 male rats with one another?

"Do you realize what you're doing?" The prince twitched, pointing wide eyed to the lube smothered on the rats butt

"They're gonna make bahbiez." Deadpanned the little shit.

"Dude." Bel sighed, walking over to him. "I don't own any female rats, how the fuck do you expect a baby to pop out?"

Fran took a moment to think. "So..Male's can't get pregnant?"

"Who even told you that?"

Franny shoved a gay smutty m-preg fanfic his friend wrote for him in Bel's face and waited for a response.

Bel was shocked. All he could do was make a face while he read the paper Fran had given to him. It was even starting to creep the kid out. "wuht? Isn't it true?"

No response

The bangs covering his face hid the fact he was indeed blushing. Bel then suddenly grabbed Fran's arm and dragged him to the half finished lab. He needed the talk. "Fran my boy, you're 16. Well, so I am I but uhm have you-uhm Do you think you may be uh bisexual or perhaps..gay?"

Fran blinked. "Not sure." He leaned in Bel's face and breathed on him, "Can I find out?"


Bel leaned back and folded his arms, "What do you mean?"

"I mean, can I kiss you and find out?"

The taller of the two backed up, "Dude, no! That's gross. Brothers can't do that!"

"Buttttt~" He whined, "I don't have anybody else to kisssss!"

"No is a no."

"c'mon! Just one little kiss PLeaseeee?" He made that puppy face he knew Bel couldn't deny.

"ugh fine." He sighed, "but ONLY on the cheek, got it?"

Fran inwardly smirked and nodded his head. "Fine, now close your eyes."

"No."

"Why?"

"You might do something weird."

"Oh brother, naughty thoughts already~?"

Bel blushed and closed his damn eyes...Not really. He still hand them open. Not that Fran would know. The little shit moved bels hair aside and 'tsked' "Brother brother."

Bel snapped his eyes shut and huffed. "Rememeber, only on the-"

"ops."


Fran boldly kissed Bel right on his virgin lips and smirked against him when he tensed up. It was his first kiss too, and he wanted Bel to have it. He always wanted to do this to him. Those lips were calling out to him. So plump and pink, how could he resist?

Bel stiffened and tried to get Fran off of him. It was of no use. The little man was glued to him. Deciding to give up after many attempts, he just stood there awkwardly. He couldn't help but enjoy- wait, no. He was not about to enjoy a kiss from the same gender. He shoved Fran off him, leaving a trickle of saliva behind. Apparently he wanted to get in his mouth. Not happening.

"What?" Fran groaned, wiping his mouth.

"You are not about to be the Top, I am. You are my bottom-" He stopped when he realized what he just said.. Quite surprised of his own words.

Why did he just..?

"So..You're saying you want to top me?" Fran asked nervously. He was not ready All he wanted was a kiss..But sex did come later. He didn't know if Bel wanted it or not.

"Well-uh I uhm- ye- oh mayb- uhm." He started choking on his own words. "If you want to..." He squeaked out, running upstairs out of embarrassment.

Fran continued to sit there and stare into space, completely embarrassed. So he did..and he was basically AsKiNg him. How much awkward could this get? All he wanted was a kiss from him, and it resulted as tHiS. To even think..


Bel sat beside his two rats, who furiously mated after, and poked them. So even animals were gay?..Wew.. He wanted Fran...He wanted his BROTHER! Unbelievable. He wasn't about to start any incest shit. It was wrong.. But it didn't feel wrong when fran kissed him. Instead, he felt sparks fuse inside of him. He actually enjoyed it though he would nOt admit it. He refused to listen to his heart. Not about to fall in love with the same gender. No is a no. NOt turning gay


Fran paced around the lab, still processing what the hell happened. Was it out of comfort? Did Bel basically ask him to sleep with him just out of pity? Or maybe to realize his true sexuality? Either way, he was not going to take it. For the truth to be known, he decided to confront him. It was the only way.

"What..?"

"Uhm..I need to ask you something."

"..Not now.."

"Please.."

"I said not now!" Bel stomped away with much anger and confusion. The last thing he needed was to face Fran. He needed to think. He was nOt gay. Definitely not. And he was not sleeping with no boy.

Yes,

Fran had the guts to confront him. Didn't think it'd go like this..He hadn't thought this through. He hadn't thought of Bel's reaction to when he tried to ask him this question. It wouldn't be so easy now..Oh god he just ruined the relationship he had with his only brother. Twin I might have to add


Thinking didn't help at all. It ended up leaving him even more confused. Why couldn't he shake this off, pretend it never happened? He'd done it with his pass girlfriends, treating them like a stranger with no feelings but Fran..He couldn't. Sure, mistakes here and there but was this one? Was denying his own feelings a mistake? Bel walked in circles in his room, biting his thumb. Ugh, he needed a rest. Why even..

Tots amaze rest coming up.

He sat on his bed and sighed. Was denying his feelings the right thing? Or not? ENOUGH THINKING ALREADY! He just needed some god damn rest but his mind wouldn't stop racing with unanswered questions.


He was hurt...Bel didn't want to talk to him.

He was a fag, he couldn't deny that fact. Forcing his brother in a kiss. He was horrible.

Now bel hated him..There was nothing left for him to do but to dwell. What now?

After fucking up their relationship, what else would he fuck up? Undetected tears strolled down his face as he fell to the ground worthlessly. His love would never be returned.


Bel finally found something to distract himself. Of course, it was reading manga. Who didn't love manga? It was so full of feels. Though he came across this one manga that kind of gave him weird vibes. He read it out of curiosity It was supposed to be for teenagers so nothing that bad would pop out..right?

"You can't expect someone to become gay just like that, it's scary."

Indeed it was.

"But when I listen to my heart...It says I want to be with you."

Che, so corny.

"I was straight before but you make my heart race..You make me feel emotions I haven't ever experienced."

Bel was going to laugh from this super fluffy manga.

"Please take me."

He dropped the book when the sex scene appeared on the next page and hid in a corner. Why the fuck did this STRAIGHT ACTION MANGA become so gay and sexual? IT WAS RATED 14+ TOO!

Oh the minds of children becoming corrupted because of this shit. Government was to blame.

WHO EVEN OWNED THIS MANGA? Dear lord of the heavens above please save this world from misery.

Butttttt..The manga was right, a person can't just suddenly become gay. Hmm..

Why did he have feelings for Fran? FINALLY admitting the fact he had a thing for his own BROTHER he groaned in frustration. "I hurt him so much.."


Was giving up an option? Sensitive as he was, he always loved his brother..for as long as he could remember. He was always there for him when he needed him the most. He was able to cry on his shoulders and embrace his comforting body.

Would that be gone now? NO. He would not give up. He refused to. He loved him too god damn much, he was not letting go.

Letting go of hope was not a thing he'd do. There was always a light in a dark tunnel. Always. Bel was his light. He would not walk away from it. It was his only chance...Just hearing how he felt about him would be more than enough. He needed him.

He huffed and got up, jumping a bit when the door was knocked upon. The only ones living here was bel and him

..No way..


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