Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note, I wish I did... but sadly I don't... On the other hand, I do own Kiari, and my friend, LarvaxMiyu31 owns Glow. (And YES! I have permission to use Glow... for crying out loud, LarvaxMiyu31 is sitting next to me as I type!)
Rem: Welcome and hello to the first Death Note Olympics! Where your favorite Death Note characters do challenges and see who really is number one!
Mello: Everyone is going down! I will do anything to be number one!
Kiari: Mello… calm down…
Glow: Why are you so… calm?
Kiari: I took my meds… (huge smile)
Rem: ANYWAY! There are going to be four teams of five. There's team Whammy, team Kira, team OMG-I-MET-THE-L, and team JUST-RANDOMLY-PICKED-FOR-THE-HECK-OF-IT. Time to introduce the teams! When I call you're name, please come up. First on the Whammy is... Mello!
Mello: Oh, yeah! I'm number one! (does a little happy dance, and walks up) Uh-huh! WOOT!
Rem: Next is... Near!
Mello: (still happy dancing) Oh! Yeah! Near's number two! And he's on my team! (stops dancing) Near's on my team?! (sad face)
Near: (twirling his hair... ignoring the drama king, while walking up)
Rem: Okay... next is L!
L: (walks up)
Misa: Hehe! Look! L, M, N! We need an O and P!
Mello, Near, L: (sweat drop)
Rem: Next is... Glow!
Glow: (walks up) YAY! I'm with my brother!
Rem: Anyway last on team Whammy is... Matt!
Matt: (looks up from game) Huh? Me?
Kiari: Get your ass up there, Matty-boy! (pushes Matt)
Glow: That wasn't nice!
Kiari: Heh... sorry!
Rem: Next is team Kira.
Ryuk: (walks in, eating an apple) Rem! Did you start without me, hyuk?
Rem: Um... no?
Ryuk: Let me announce the next team.
Rem: Fine... we're on team Kira.
Ryuk: Hyuk, this is going to be interesting. First is Light.
Glow: Of course, KIRA!
Light: (ignoring as he walks confidently to his place)
Ryuk: Next is... Mikami!
Mikami: (straightens tie and walks next to God-- I mean Light)
Ryuk: Next two are Misa and Takada, hyuk. This is going to be very interesting...
Misa: (to Takada) Misa-Misa is going to hurt you!
Takada: Oh, please. You're obviously the inferior one. (walks next to Light)
Misa: (infuriated, knocks Mikami out of the way and stands next to Light)
Ryuk: Last is... Kiari!
Mello and Glow: HUH?!
Kiari: (calmly walks up)
Glow: Why are you on team Kira?! You went to the Whammy house!
Kiari: Two things. One, I'm not against Kira... but yet again... I'm not a supporter... never mind! Next, note my name. Take out the last "i", then switch the "a" and the "r". What does that spell?
Mello: ... (counts on his fingers) OMG! KIRA!
Kiari: Good Mello! (throws a piece of chocolate)
Mello: (catches the chocolate in his mouth) Yum! I'm a good boy!
Rem: Now, moving on to team OMG-I-Met-The-L. First is... Matsuda!
Matsuda: (goofy grin) YAY! (walks up)
Rem: Next is... Aizawa!
Aizawa: (calmly walks up)
Rem: Then it's... Mogi!
Mogi: (walks up)
Glow: Why not just call it "Team Task Force"?
Ryuk: Just wait, hyuk.
Rem: Next is... Wedy! ...wait... where's Wedy?
Wedy: (jumps off roof) Here! (joins the others)
Rem: O... kay... Last is... Naomi Misora!
Naomi: I haven't met L.
L: Sure you have! You give good hugs! (A/N: You have to read "Death Note- Another Note, The Los Angeles BB Murder Cases" to understand who Beyond Birthday is, and about L's comment)
Naomi: O.O Uh... Okay...
Rem: Okay, so while Ms. Misora tries to make sense of all this, Ryuk, please tell us the last team.
Ryuk: Can I have an apple afterward?
Rem: NO!
Ryuk: T.T You're mean!
Rem: Fine... you can have an apple... just announce the last team.
Ryuk: First on Team Just-Randomly-Picked-For-The-Heck-Of-It is... Beyond Birthday!
Beyond Birthday: (walks up with jam in his hands)
Kiari: OMG! BB! I LURVE YOU!
BB, Mello, Light, Mikami, Glow, L: O.O Wha-?
Kiari: Just kidding! (smiles)
Ryuk: Anyway! Next is... Raye!
Raye: (walks up)
Glow: Funny... he was one of the first people dead...
Ryuk: Next is... Higuchi
Higuchi: I SHOULD BE ON TEAM KIRA!
Kiari: Only smart people are allowed on Team Kira.
Takada: Kiari, don't forget... Misa's on our team.
Misa: Why, you little- (attacks Takada)
Rem: Break it up you two!
Kiari: (breaks up cat-fight) If you want to win, you have to get along!
Ryuk: Hyuk, interesting... The last two people are... Gevanni and Halle!
Kiari: Figures... two people from the "Special Persons Konservatory"...
Near: "Conservatory" is spelt with a "c".
Kiari: They spell it with a "k" because they're special! DUH!
Near, Gevanni, Halle: (sweat drop)
Glow: HEY! That's my joke!
Kiari: You steal all of my jokes! I finally get REVENGE! MUHAHAHA!
Rem: Okay! That's all the teams.
Ryuk: How do you like you teams?
Mello: (raises hand) Can I trade Near for Kiari?
Rem: No!
Mello: T.T
Ryuk: This is going to be interesting, hyuk.
Rem: Well, contestants, come back tomorrow with everything you will ever need! Until then... HASTA LA VISTA!
Glow: I ALWAYS have the last word... and I took French! Why can't it be "Au revoir"?
Kiari: YOU SHALL NOT HAVE ZE LAST WORD!
Glow: ...You took Spanish...
Kiari: That's why it should be "hasta la vista"!
Ryuk: Interesting, the French vs. Spanish war, hyuk.
Rem: OKAY! Then hasta la vista and au revoir! Are you guys happy?!
Kiari, Glow: NO!
Rem: Fine! Just come here tomorrow and be ready! Readers, review! Or else!
Ryuk: Or else what, hyuk?
Rem: Or L will die again! MUHAHA... HA!
TBC