Aladdin: Jet the Hawk
Jasmine: Wave the Swallow
Genie: Bean the Dynamite
Jafar: Dr. Eggman
The Sultan: Hope Kintabor
The Peddler: Fang the Sniper
Rajah: Storm the Albatross
Iago: Snively Kintabor
Abu: Sonic the Hedgehog
Guards: Meteor Tech Robots
Jetladdin
Chapter 1: One Jump Ahead
We cut to a desert, where Fang is sitting on a camel, dressed as the peddler.
(Cue Mobian Night, to the tune of Arabian Night)
Fang:
Oh, I come from a land
From a faraway place
Where many creatures roam
There are evil ones
And you can lose a limb
It's crazy, but hey, it's home!
When the wind's in the east
And the sun's from the west…
And the feeling is just right
Come on down, drop on by
On an Extreme Gear and fly
To another Mobian night…
MOBIAN NIGHT!
Like Mobian days
Happen often than not
More hotter than hot
In lots of good ways
MOBIAN NIGHT!
Under Mobian Moons
Someone off his guard
Could fall and fall hard
Out there in the dunes…
"Ah, hello." Fang said. "Welcome to Staitrabh. You know, I got this amazing jewel." He pulls out an emerald.
"This may seems like a normal emerald, but it's more than that. It's special one. In fact, there's a story behind it. It all started on a dark night, where an evil man waits…"
The scene changes to the middle of the desert. Eggman and Snively are there, dressed like Jafar, while Scratch stands by, dressed like a thief.
"You are late!" Eggman said to Scratch. Scratch then replied, "My apologies, oh, patient one, but I got what you wanted!" He pulls out two pieces of a beetle shaped treasure, which Snively then grabs. Eggman puts the two pieces together and it flew off.
The two pieces flew off to a hill where it flew into the center and like magic, a giant tiger head appeared out of the sand. The cave roared, "Only the Emeralds in The Rough can enter!" As Scratch entered, the cave swallowed him whole, causing Snively to fall to the ground. The cave disappeared into the sand and the beetle appeared out of the sand. "Well, that didn't work." Snively complained as he got up and dusted himself off. "So, what are we going to do now?"
"Easy." Eggman chuckled a little. "In order to get the lamp, we must find these 'Emeralds in The Rough'."
The scene changes to Staitrabh, where Jet is dressed in a street rat outfit, while the Meteor Tech Robots go after him, looking like guards. Jet is running from them and is holding a bread loaf.
"Stop, thief!" ABIS, the lead guard, said to Jet. "I'll have your feathers for a trophy, street rat!"
Jet blinked. "All this for a loaf of bread?" He muttered to himself.
ABIS grabbed Jet. "This time-" He suddenly gets interrupted when someone pulls down his hat. The figure is revealed to be none other than Sonic, who is wearing a street rat outfit like Jet.
"Perfect timing, Sonic!" Jet shouted. "Let's get out of here! Gotta keep…"
(Cue One Jump Ahead)
Jet:
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
We steal only what we can't afford!
That's everything!
Sonic:
One step ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and it's no joke!
These guys don't appreciate we're broke!
ABIS:
Riff-raff!
Robot 1:
Street rats!
Robot 2:
Scoundrels!
Robot 3:
Take that!
Jet:
Just let us race, guys!
Guards:
Rip them open and take those back guys!
Sonic:
We can take a hint, gotta face the facts!
Jet, it's only us two!
Blaze:
Who?
Oh, it's sad, the two has the bottom!
They become the number one rise in crime!
I'd blame parents, except they haven't got them!
Jet:
Got to eat to live, got to steal to eat
Sonic:
Tell you all about it when we got the time!
Jet:
One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One step ahead of our doom
Next time, gonna use a non de plume
ABIS:
There they are!
Sonic:
One jump ahead of the hitman
One step ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block
ABIS:
Stop, thieves!
Robot 4:
Vandals!
Jet:
SONIC!
Robot 5:
Scandals!
Sonic:
Let's not be too hasty
Marine:
Still, I think they're rather tasty
Jet:
Got to eat to live, got to steal to eat
Otherwise we'd get along
Guards:
WRONG!
Sonic:
One jump ahead of those hoof beats
ABIS:
Vandals!
Jet:
One hump, over their slump
Robot 1:
Street rats!
Sonic:
One trick ahead of disaster
Robot 2 and 3:
Scoundrels!
Jet:
They're quick, but we're must faster
Robot 4 and 5:
Take that!
Sonic:
Here goes
Jet:
Better throw our hands in
Sonic:
Wish us happy landings
Jet and Sonic:
All we got to do is jump!
