A breeze flew down the road, lifting the red leaves to make dust devils. The sun was still high but only warmed the air to a cool 8 degrees Celsius.

September was skipping home from school, listening to her iPod. She occasionally would twirl round sending her long white hair, thick layers and bangs flying around her like a snow storm. It was late autumn but being Canadian she was warm, hence the loose black knee shorts and sleeveless red zip up hoodie. Her mind flitted back and forth pointlessly in boredom. ' I wish I could fly, Why does the age 16 to me seem old? I wish I had a Coca~Cola, How much IPod Battery do I have left?'

Eyes closed, mouthing the lyrics she had long memorized, then something hit her, ... literally.

"For the love of cows " she yelled clutching her head. She looked up snarling, searching the ground and sky for whatever hit her. The snarling stopped abruptly when she spotted a thin black note book.

' No way. Be a death note, be a death note, please be a death note' she thought, eyes wide with hope and doubt. The scene was familiar, time after time it was the start to a amazing, silly or bad fanfiction,

Cautiously she approunch it, as if not wanting to find a fake, to find that she was wrong or that nothing that crazy could happen to her. She picked up the book and inspected it, indeed DeathNote was written on the cover and all the rules were inside scrawled in that messy English. It didn't have the names that made it a replicas of Light's DeathNote, like store bought ones. Its pages were clean, empty, white paper that gemand contamination. She was hopeful for it to be genuine but it could still be a fan made one. Even so, it was well made, one couldn't tell what the cover was made of. It was like a light but hard rock, like carbon fibres.

She looked around so see if anyone had thrown it at her but the road and walk were bare. ' How strange, not even a shinigami' She thought, putting the DeathNote in her black bag. She starting walking home still listening to ' There coming to take me Away' But the rhythmof the song was to intoxicating to calmly walk. So she resumed skipping while singing the song aloud. Not caring if a few stared and gave her funny look because of the song. She was too excited about the DeathNote to care.

She opened the door to empty suburban house, breathing in the sweet smell of honeysuckle that snuck in from the garden. Not bothering to remove her shoes, she locked the white door and went straight up stairs to her room. She was living alone at the moment because her mother was on a long term job overseas. Her mother is a talented translator that teaches September many languages between jobs. September also had a gift for learning languages and easily picked them up. Sadly, at her age she can only really use to watch foreign movies and anime without subtitles. Which she does often mind you. She hopped up to her mini fridge and took a Coca~Cola from it. Slowing opening then top to listen to the CO2 escape with a *zffffzzzzzzzzs*. Then she tool a sip, "Ahh~." She said in ecstasy as the cold sweet drink ran down her throut.

"Hello, human" said a creepy but masculine voice behind her.

She jumped at the sound, almost spilling her beloved Cola, but turned around. Eyes and smile wide with knowing. ' Shinigami ' she thought before studying the creature.

His body was humanoid with dark grey skin ,over lapping armored scales covered all but his torso. He wore a Native American chief style feathered hat with white fur lining and a had a white fur skirt with 3 small skull hanging from it; his back was covered in a cape of the same material. He had a big silver hook on his hand. His lips were open too wide, showing too much gum over his pointing teeth. His narrow eye socket were pitch black which made him look empty.

"Hey Fuzzy, what your name?" she asked nonchalantly before sipping at the Cola again. He would be creepy if not for the excessive amount of fur that adorned him. 'Almost cuddly actually but he has a creepy face.' September thought.

"Kee kahaahhhaaaha... I love humans, not surprised are we? Kaahahhaahaa" he said and as he calmed down " My name is Zerhogie but you may call me Zer."

"Oh, that's a nice name. I am September, and to what purpose do I owe this encounter?" I said in a polite tone bowing deeply in respect.

"Well, straight to the point, Ryuk is in another relm messing around so I thought I would add to his chaos by bringing someone who knows the story of 'DeathNote'." he added quotation with his right hand while his left hook just sort of hung there. It was like her was mocking the fact that we have named the dimension after a single event. "So.. September, how about we take a trip to the 'DeathNote' world?"

"Oh my death god.. YES! I would love to," she yelled jumping in the air before stopping to switch to a serious tone. " give me a minute," she said looking into his empty eyes.

he nodded and she got to work.

She left a note on the kitchen fridge saying:

' To Mom :

I'm going on an adventure, not sure when or if I'll be back.

Don't worry to much about me , I'll be okay.

Love you!

September '

She emptied her black backpack of homework and stuffed it with clothes, the DeathNote, her trusty laptop, iPod -along with all the cords necessary for use-and 4 Coca~Cola`s.

What's black, white and red all over?

A) bloody penguin

B) A badly written essay

C) September

Well if you picked C), YOUR CORRECT! Even if all of those answers are technically correct, there wrong.

She was a white blur to Zer, he stood there chuckling amongst the madness. September briefly wonder if she should tell anyone from school before deciding against it.

They wouldn't notice if the weird girl that dances around and watch shows in class( it's the schools fault for not changing there WiFi password enough tehe) all day with her iPod, was gone anyway.

She reminded herself of road runner as she stopped in front of Zer, ' biong ' I thought.

" I'm ready, i`m ready." She said smiling like an idiot , quoting sponge bob. Zer just cocked his head to the side as she unfolded a piece of paper

" alright, I have got a plan. Drop me off at a orphanage that Quillish Wammy will visit in a week after I arrive. Make it the year before beyond birthday runs away from the orphanage,"

"Keh ahaha ahaha. Good thing you thought this out. I was just gonna give you 3 wishes and the set you off in the middle of everything." Zer said with a mix of seriousness and mirth in his voice.

September was confused. "3 wishes? Isn't that a genie thing?" She said, still confused

" Well, when traveling though dimensions there is a chance you or it will change because something unnatural has been added and it has to balance out. Me being a shinigami can change it at will."

"Oooooooo~~~," her eyes sparkled in childish amazement. "Too cool."

"Oh shucks." He said turning away bashfully, " Anyway, kid you got your location and time. Now pick your wishes."

She narrowed her eyes and crouched down into a L squat. She looked down, grabbing her ear lode between her thumb and index finger in sudden deep thought."Okay," she said standing up . "I want 3 million dollar in a offshore bank account, to be already registered at the orphanage, like they know me and stuff too, and I want retractable flying wings" she said confidently, nodding proudly. ' Wings may have nothing to do with DeathNote but flying would be awesome,' she thought.

"Kakakaeh hahaaa. Alright, then its time to go!"

The Zer picked her up like she weigh nothing and placed her on his fur cape on his back. She zipped up her red sleeveless hoodie and tie her shoe tight. She then secured her backpack around her waist with the barley used clasps. holding onto its strap with one hand and to the cape for dear life with the other. He shot up into the air at lightning speed. Cutting through the air with a high pitch whistle, September wasn't cold like she should be at this high. Her mid back white hair was flattened and painted down with the speed. She looked down on the earth one last time, smaller and smaller then pop! Its was gone!

Suddenly She was on the ground... somewhere.


A/N: Hello humanoids, this is my first attempt at writing a fanfic here. Its Kinda of a self-insert story but not really.

Anyway, Good? Bad? Too short? Boring? you tell me~

Please Rate and review...

~ Frozen