Ok this has levels not chapters. Level 1 is where you don't know what twilight is… last level you should be worried (I think that's me hmmm…)
Hope you like it was just an idea!
Disclaimer:
Just to let you know this is just to diagnose your self! I don't own Twilight; I just own…well nothing
: )
Please review! I love to hear feed back!:
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You know your not obsessed when…. Level 1
Symptoms you should look for:
You know nothing about twilight
…meaning you will not be reading this
…so go read the book so you can be cool!
You just are left out of VERY important conversations.
You think there are more important things than Twilight!
You have never read romance and you don't plan to! Don't worry you'll turn around soon enough!
You have no idea what the different "teams" are and you don't have a side: Switzerland is a side!
Your friends have never mentioned that you may need to be brain washed, put into a metal institution, or need to SHUT UP about the subject.
You know your not obsessed when you have no idea how cool "modern" vampires are.
You can't relate to ONE of the characters
You just block people out when they say Twilight or Edward or Bella and don't listen to the rest of the sentence! You just stair at them blankly.
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So it was so short level one is boring. And if you have no symptoms you are not going to read this so level 1 I promise does not apply to you
Please review the levels will get more serious and more toward what you are diagnosed with.
I would also like to hear your story's about what you think is obsession and/or what you have done!
I would like to post these as an in-between chapter! So send them in; meaning review and I will write these up faster for my VERY avid readers.
If you review cookies all around! (I'm not sure how stale cyber cookies are)
: ) have fun my cookie monsters!