"Harry…. Harry… Harry…Harry…Harry…Harry… Harry Is a superstar…
Born from magic we are…
His beautiful face, makes me disgrace…
I love him so much,
no mudblood such…
How could he give nice
To me with the head lice.
And the pieces of ri---------------ce!"
"Malfoy wake up!" Crabbe yelled.
"What the hell, Crabbe." Malfoy yelled.
"Crabbus" Malfoy caste.
Soon Crabbe was yes a red crab.
Rang tang bang the crab made these sounds.
Meanwhile….
"Ron come here! I found this super-cool website!" Harry yelled.
" What's it What can you do?"
" Write stories and post em'"
" Hey look there's a whole slot for you."
" Wow, look at all those stories about you."
" Especially this one. 'The W.I.T.C.H. sisters get enrolled in Hogwarts' 'The Guardians Of Veil' by dark magician grrl."
"G-r-r-l"
"I can't pronounce that."
"Hey click on that one. 'Harry goes to by A Aac feak."
Just as they began to read the story Harry looked at his watch.
"Holy !#$" I'm late for my next show recording. If I'm late the poop man'll eat me."
Will Harry discover his darkest secret that he's not real?
Find out in the next LOVELIFE