FAKE MOVIE TRAILER…lol….
Announcer: He's the apple of everyone's eye. The man of le noir. The ladies adore him; the men want to be him. And this summer, he's going to take your breath away…
(Soft moonlight pours through the stained glass windows of a grand ballroom. There are women all around a giant staircase, waiting with anticipation for their date. Each girl wears a beautiful ball gown made of silk with flowers in their hair and their lips rouge red. All of sudden, loud, dramatic piano music begins to play in the background and there is a shadow of a man at the top of the staircase.)
Lady #1: It's him!
Lady #2: He's here!
Lady #3: Take me; I'm yours!
(All the ladies begin to squeal with delight as the mystery man comes out of the darkness. Yes! He has finally revealed himself! It's—)
Charles Xavier: (With a giant rose in his mouth.) Good evening ladies!
(All the women faint. Just then, the staircase becomes a giant ramp. Charles descends down the ramp.)
Charles Xavier: Shall we…dance?
(All the ladies run towards him.)
Announcer: See Charles Xavier like you've never seen him before!
(Charles is draped over a silk red bed wearing nothing but a thong with a big heart print on the crotch area.)
Everyone in the Audience: O.O
Jean Grey: (Whispering to Scott.) Well, this is certainly one way I've never seen him before!
Charles Xavier: Come in, Miss Silvia!
Silvia: Oh Charles! I love you so!
Magneto: (Close to tears.) NO! He's mine!
(Magneto runs out of the theater. Mystique shrugs, turns herself into Charles, and runs after him. Toad is about to spray his eyes out with mace.)
Announcer: Charles Xavier in the most romantic movie ever created. Wheel Me 'Round, Lover! Coming soon to a theater near you!
TV/MOVIE MISCASTINGS
Pyro in Billy Madison:
(The scene is set in the cooking section of The Academic Decathlon. Billy reaches into the oven and takes out the perfect apple pie. Billy's archenemy, conglomerate Eric, pulls out his pie which is up in flames. He tries to wave the fire out but only spreads it onto himself. Billy points and laughs at him as Eric becomes engulfed in flames. Pyro bursts in through the door.)
Pyro: Wanna see something even funnier!
(Pyro takes out his Zippo and blasts Eric with more flames. Billy Madison laughs even harder and Pyro joins him. Pyro then blasts the entire room with fire.)
Billy: Oh man! Where were you all those times when me and the guys were lighting sht on people's doorsteps?
(Pyro shrugs.)
Banshee in The Phantom of the Opera:
(The Phantom has taken Banshee to his underground lair. The Phantom is completely smitten with Banshee, who is in a cheesy wig and unflattering dress.)
Phantom: Sing, my Angel of Music!
Banshee: (Giving Phantom a weird look.) I don' think that's such a good idea.
Phantom: You were made to sing for me, Christine! Sing!
Banshee: And I don't see why you have to keep calling me Chris—
Phantom: Sing!
Banshee: (Awkward.) He's there…The Phantom of the Opera…
Phantom: Sing…
Banshee: Aaaaaah-aaaaah-aaaaaaaah-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-aaaaaahhh!
Phantom: Sing…
Banshee: Aaaah-aaaaah-aahh-ah-ah-ah-ah-aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Phantom: Sing for me!
Banshee: Aaaaa-aaaaaaaaaahh-ah-ah-ah-ah-aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Phantom: Sing my Angel of Music!
Banshee: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Phantom: SING FOR ME!
Banshee: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
(Banshee's shriek is so powerful that he takes out an entire section of the underground lair, taking the Phantom with it.)
Phantom: Waaah! (Thud!)
Banshee: Can't say I didn't warn you…
More surprises to come!