Hagane no Chibichan

by Chanberry

Pride!Ed fic. What does Envy do now that Pride no longer reacts to short jokes? I suppose that if you want it to be, you can look at this as though it were EdxEnvy.

This is just a short little scene that i thought of in my head between Envy and Pride!Ed:

"Hey, chibi-san!!" Envy shouted to Pride, and he got no reaction besides a slightly puzzled look on Pride's face.

"... Envy?... What did... you.. just... say? What.. is.. a chibi-san?"

"Shorty!! Pipsqueak!! Shrimp!! Short Sprout!! Tiny molecule!! Small!! Miniature! Midget!! Bean!! Microscopic shrimp that can't be distinguished from all the grains of sand!! Smaller than a speck of dust!!" Envy listed every short insult he could, but still, Pride did not react.

"Dammit, chibi-san, you're not fun anymore!!" Envy growled.

"... Palm... tree..."

"WHAT?!"

Yeah... just needed to write that down...